Femanons how slippery does this video make you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQlgYFsLLsM
>>27310057
>I AINT NO WEIRDO DOG
>attacking behind him
Yes woooo very macho
>>27310057
Kek. All whitetrash/chavs in a nutshell. All loud and waving arms around until they get put on their arse.
Reminds me of the Canadian guy in London who used to post stories here some years back of his happenings with chavs.
>>27310331
If he wanted to act macho, he could have turned his jaw into splinters
All he wanted to do was end the situation, so he ended it in the cleanest and fastest way possible.
Also Mirin tris
>rear naked choke without hooks
>2016
>ISHYGDDT
>White trash against a bulking bear
Oh boy I wonder what could happen
>>27310057
>white people
original
>>27310436
Sounds like Cubans
>normie sees this video
>attempts his own rear naked choke on a troublemaker for his own spot in the internet limelight
>accidentally causes brain damage and gets sent to prison
>>27310057
mr skeletal acting up when bro is on his way home from squats and deadlifts
>>27310057
Night Night!
You actually feel great after getting choked out.
That guy was drunk and skinny as fuck.
>>27310387
This
Ended it with the least amount of violence and kept control.
Gonna fap to his bear arms later
>>27310699
how many times do we have to remind you fucking retards.
girls dont fap they schlick. you will never be a man. fucking deal with it.
>>27310057
>tfw you will never be this big
>>27310057
moist
im a boy btw
>>27310744
Schlick sounds too jewish.
>>27310057
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>>27310744
>Some guy is having an argument, gets mad, eventhough no physical violence occurs
>Someone almost murders him by choking him from behind
is this the land of the free? How is he not arrested for attempted murder?
>>27311008
>land of the free
>free from social consequences
At least that's what sjws tell me everytime someone is fired for not being politically correct :^)
To all the whiners ITT, getting choked out for <6 seconds isn't going to kill you unless you're a fucking weakling. I agree that choking is a dangerous way to subdue someone but he diffused the situation using a low-violence method to incapacitate an aggressor. Punching is equally if not more dangerous and the dude prevented it. Also he's definitely roiding, not a natty body at all.
>worlstarr
i'm so sick of niggers
>>27311008
He's being super aggressive and hostile he made the right call. He was this close to start swinging.
>>27311214
Me too. Fuckin niggers.
>>27310057
>mfw americans bring their velocipedes on the metro
Are you guys retarded? It's not from 'murica. Notice the lack of niggers and how no one gets shot.
>>27310057
Extremely irresponsible. It can cause severe brain damage or death. He could and should have stayed out. The stupid shirtless drunk probably wouldn't do shit.
>>27311691
You're probablycorrect.
>>27310057
>This going viral!
>I got a good ass video.
>>27311008
It's like shooting a tranquilizer dart to a bear roaming the streets. He might not have hurt anybody yet, but there's a good chance he might.
Also
>rear naked choke without hooks
sure can't kill someone if used correctly, like a tranquilizer dart.
Why didn't the twig try to punch or kick the guy behind him?
>>27310057
BASED CHAD
holy shit i wish i was tall and white
>>27310057
>puts his foot on the guy's chest to keep him down
terrible idea. If I was that guy I would have twisted his foot and broken his ankle.
Am I the only one who would help tattoo drugaddict guy?
I've been called weird before, and since I'm white I would automaticly side against the mexicunts. Would sock big bears jaws off.
>>27312312
Realistically, the second the guy grabbed his foot he could have just stomped on him.
The tweaker knew he had no chance after the choke out.
>>27310057
does this terrify anyone else? there's literally NO defense against a rear choke once they have arms around your neck.
>>27312430
Yeah. Even worse, now every stupid bro-dude will be looking for an excuse to choke people from behind in order to get on youtube and "look cool".
Someone's going to die from this.
If I was on the train I'd call the police on the stupid cunt.
>>27310387
I guess you could say he performed an ocular patdown, garnered that the suspect was a security risk, and proceeded to defuse the situation
>>27312312
of course you wouldthis is the end of original content
>>27312527
kek, best episode btw
>>27312430
my brother used to put me in coke holds, it's the worst
>>27310057
Damn, masterful use of lateral vasceral neck restraint.
This guy knew what the was doing, that's why no one was hurt. If he had used the wrong technique he would've just crushed the guys throat or even worse.
I seriously hope this doesn't get too viral, all normie scum will try to be cool as usual and end up hurting someone bad.
If that guy is "skinny af" I dread to think what people think of the average r9k users body.
The dude who got head locked has arms like 3x the size of mine.
>>27312430
Punch him in the face? Claw his eyes out?
>>27312527
clocked a knife in his boot desu senpai.
>>27312652
Pftt, just try to keep your face away from the perp.
Also, if you're not a pussy you could easily take some punches without letting go.
these captain americas were not memes after all
>>27312430
grab his balls and squeeze as hard as you can, or hit them etc
>be me
>have a body like the guy in OP's video
>make easy gains and have arms as big, if not bigger than him
>be 6'3
>won the two fights I have been in
>first fight was a guy called me a cunt and said he was gonna beat me up, so I wacked him in the side and he collapsed
>second time, a guy just straight-up hits me in my head for no reason. Must have been high. I grab his head, pull it down, get him in a headlock, and start smashing his face with my other hand. Witnesses were around, so he was charged with assault and got a broken nose to boot
>still can't get a gf because i have an ugly face
I should have been born thousands of years ago, where the only thing that mattered was physical fitness.
>>27311569
It's in culvert city
That's Los Angeles
Look at where the train was headed
>>27312715
That would most likely make him break your fucking neck, or choke you even harder, which could make you pop a blood vessel, AKA you fucking die.
Pretty slippery anon. I would have fucked him on the spot in front of everyone like the roastie I am.That's what you want us to say.
>>27312430
YouTube Bas Rutten rnc/choke defense
>>27312746
Alright lass, you know the rules.
Tits or gtfo.
My friend who is 6'2 200 lbs did this to me one night. I'm 6'4 180 and was able to get out of it. He's a big guy (for you) and I know a move that works
>place left hand on opponent's opposite shoulder
>use right hand to grab the back of their knee closet to you
>push their shoulder backwards and pull their knee forwards simultaneously
>this will make them lose balance and fall on the ground
I did this to him and it worked but I also fell down. But I was also high as fuck at the time so maybe I didn't do it properly
>>27312727
/mu/ bro?
>>27312734
are you sure because I can't imagine anyone taking a hit to the nuts not falling over or trying to protect themselves
>white trash is agitated by hombres
>things looking like they're gonna get violent
>upstanding citizens takes an opportunity to ensure a solution to the situation that doesn't cause major harm to anyone
Nice video op. If only this happened more. Most situations with niggers can't be solved like this though because they'd attack because of a choke hold.
If those Latinos were black they'd have ran over to kick the guy while he's unconscious.
>>27312817
if they do it right falling to the ground shouldnt release the grip
>Takes 13 seconds to make him blackout
>Proper rear naked choke only takes 7
>Grabs wrist and not inner elbow
6/10 form.
>>27312727
That's gotta be one of the worst things about being a big-ish guy, people always want to start fights with me I guess so they can look cool beating someone who's fit? I dunno. But I dont want to fight, its stupid and pointless. Ive been in a few but only when I really have to (like ive tries to walk away and they follow and get physical, shit like that).
I think the choke hold guy did the right thing, every situation ive seen like that has escalated into violence, and he sorted it out in the most peaceful way possible.
>>27310057
Stupid fuck. Should of had a knife ready to stab his ass. Always be ready to stab a faggot for putting his hands on you,
Make sure it's a good one as well or shoot the prick either way.
>>27312846
Depends, when I was in the army our instructor told us about a fight he was in, he was kinda scrawny back when the fight took place so he did what every man would do, he went for the nuts.
Gave his 100kg opponent a kick to the nuts, worst mistake of his life.
The huge guy got fucking furious and 1-hit knocked our instructor out, broke his jaw and everything.
But yeah, I'm pretty sure the big guy (4U) was writhing in pain after the knocking our instructor out.
>tfw someone tried to choke hold you once and you literally ripped their arms off of your body with brute strength and absolutely no technique or skill
>>27310057
It made me laugh but I hope the "troublemaker" didn't get hurt too much, I feel bad for him. He wasn't really doing anything physically and didn't deserve that.
>>27312822
>/mu/ bro?
Huh?
>>27312892
>people always want to start fights with me I guess so they can look cool beating someone who's fit?
Those fights I had were many years ago, back before I started lifting. I was still pretty big anyway, though.
>I think the choke hold guy did the right thing, every situation ive seen like that has escalated into violence, and he sorted it out in the most peaceful way possible.
Risking his own ass, though. If that guy got brain damage, Chad McThunderarms would have gone to prison for a long time.
>>27312312
>I would have twisted his foot and broken his ankle.
nothin personnel kid
choke me Daddy
>>27312914
That was the dream you had while you were out cold after getting choked.
>>27311691
he was brain damaged from begin with.
>>27311008
fuck off, go paint some refugee welcome signs.
>>27313034
Try harder...really that was bad.
Massive overreaction, no-one was in danger, the guy didn't instigate physical contact first.
>>27311691
I'm fairly certain that brain damage kicks in after 4 minutes. But that said the concern is the number large number of problems with losing oxygen supply to the brain. It can always be severe but I don't think brain damage is his main worry.
>>27310057
the shirtless dude was a qt
fuck chad for choking him
>>27312430
From the time the choke starts at 0:48 until the time the victim goes limp at around 0:56 means you have between 5-8 seconds to act and escape from the hold before you black out.
What you don't want to do is waste time by grabbing the pole like the guy in the vid.
There are a couple options.
1. Try to grab his fingers/wrist and pry him off
2. Try to throw him off balance and knock both of you to the ground hoping that he lets either from trying to break his fall or from the impact
3. If you have a knife, you might try to throw caution to the wind and escalate the situation by trying to stab the attacker.
4. Fake a medical emergency or act passed out before you really are. Then hope that he releases you (because no one wants a murder on their record) and continue the fight once you catch your breath.
5. Thrash wildly and hope for the best
>>27313143
you got a weirdo fetish or something
>>27310057
are you calling me weird?? punk
>>27313162
>Fake a medical emergency or act passed out before you really are. Then hope that he releases you (because no one wants a murder on their record) and continue the fight once you catch your breath.
That'd be fun but I reckon you'd be passed out before you could convincingly fake it.
>>27312734
There are certain areas areas of the body that are protected instinctively. Most people can't resist, unless you train, and most don't train for it, because they train for sports. It might not make them "oh my nuts" and fall over in pain, but they will do something to protect the jewels. Like changing their stance or loosening their grip for a second. Giving you at least a better chance.
>tfw becoming a police officer soon
Hoping the training will get me in shape and also the gig sounds pretty comfy. There are a lot of niggers in my city so I'll probably get shot at at least a few times, but I've heard niggers can't shoot for shit.
Nothing quite like watching a little runt get pummeled
>>27312651
Relax its just /fit/ memers and the fact that the other guy is so huge.
he did the right thing. some people can only understand violence. I was once punched in the jaw for no reason, I was too much of a bitch to punch him back so I just called the cops. but they couldn't help me.
the liberals, i mean, the contrarians in this thread are hilarious.
>he coulda died
lmao.
>>27312430
Nearly every martial art teaches a technique to escape from this.
I knew a couple but I haven't trained in a long time so I wouldn't be able to use it in real life.
>>27312430
Push your head AGAINST (NOT AWAY from) the person grabbing you. It will loosen their grip and give you a window of escape by bringing your chin down and trying to get your hands between his arm and your neck.
>>27312998
not an excuse
>>27313121
>I'm fairly certain that brain damage kicks in after 4 minutes.
big mistake. That's the case for cardiac arrest or water filled lungs.
The blood still circulates in this case. When choking someone, keeping the choke 30 seconds after passing out will probably cause serious brain damage, and anything over 1 min will almost certainly cause death or severe brain damage.
>>27313313
anon, going into the police because you might be able to shoot people is the absolute last reason you should
Just watched the video and it sounds (from the conversation) like the latinos were the aggressors. Feel bad for the dude now.
>>27312430
>pretend to pass out
>when chad thinks he's won jump up and thump him in the balls
>run away
2ez
>>27312430
I don't know if I've only been headlocked by pussies or not, but the few times that I did, I got out of it by digging my chin into their forearm or wrist. I let my brother try it on me to test it afterwards, and not gonna lie, it really fucking hurts and significantly loosened my grip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrsBlDDA0Lg
>>27313049
I enjoyed it, cucklestein
>>27312651
He had no back and weighed like 150lbs. He was also a manlet. He's scrawny but lean.
>>27313728
The guy is clearly intoxicated. He staggered drunkenly.
>>27310057
Fucking pussy coward cunt. Gotta take him from behind. Faggots like this deserve to be killed.
>>27310057
>choking people and twisting their arms is now an acceptable way of fighting
MMA is the downfall of the west
>>27314489
>rnc
>6 seconds of painless struggle, then pass out
>no one hurt
>done
>your idea of a fight
>be a hard ass
>hope he doesn't pull a knife
>trade punches
>hope to come out on top
>you get hurt, he gets hurt
you're retarded
>>27314590
>muh code of honor
He's not a fucking hotshot for scumbagging someone and the stepping on his stomach was just embarrassing. He was just doing this to flex (literally and figuratively) and the conflict was none of his business. He's a faggot.
>>27314593
You like sandwiches anon? i love em.
>>27313162
Yeah I always have a Kabar secured on both sides of my body. If someone grabbed me from behind it would be the last thing that they do. If I don't manage to deploy and use it then they better kill me because I will be stabbing you to death after.
>>27310057
The vast majority of women find it sexually arousing to watch a man violently dominate another man.
This is a proven fact. I don't know why you even bothered to ask.
>>27313162
>Try to grab his fingers/wrist and pry him off
this nigga knows his street fight
when you're in a choke hold you grab a finger (one is enough) and pull hard upwards until you break it, because of the pain the attacker automatically lets you go, than
groin kick -> open palm strike to the middle of the face (jaw, if you're not a beginner) -> neck stomp -> attacker neutralized
source: krav maga practitioner
In 2011 I was out on a "date" with a girl from my class in college,thought it was going really well. We were on a crowded bus on our way to a guest lecture on campus, flirtatiously touching each other etc. A guy on the bus gets aggressive and starts shouting etc. He's pretty harmless just annoying. Seems unironically autistic, not drunk or anything. Several guys use the opportunity to out-Chad each other and threaten the guy. One guy headbutts him by grabbing his shirt and pushing then pulling him quickly and smashing their heads together. Loud guy is bleeding, gets kicked off at the next stop. Bus cheers. Guy sits down on a nearby seat. Girl beside me breaks off the conversation we're having while I'm talking and taps the guy's shoulder. Goes and sits by him and they talk. People saw that I'd been cucked. Felt fucking horrible the rest of the journey.
>>27311828
>Am i doing internets right???
>>27312727
> muh height muh gainz
> where da wymenz at?
You think like a fucking nigger. A thousand years ago you would be a colosseum slave sucking dick on your off days. Don't flatter yourself champ.
>>27314627
It's more about self respect
>>27314787
kike
>>27314912
stay jello friend
meanwhile, thanks to jewish magic combat i'm a walking instrument of death
Femanon here that guy is pretty cool op thanks for sharing.
Thats all i had to say :^)
>>27314788
>In 2011 I was out on a "date" with a girl from my class in college,thought it was going really well. We were on a crowded bus on our way to a guest lecture on campus, flirtatiously touching each other etc. A guy on the bus gets aggressive and starts shouting etc. He's pretty harmless just annoying. Seems unironically autistic, not drunk or anything. Several guys use the opportunity to out-Chad each other and threaten the guy. One guy headbutts him by grabbing his shirt and pushing then pulling him quickly and smashing their heads together. Loud guy is bleeding, gets kicked off at the next stop. Bus cheers. Guy sits down on a nearby seat. Girl beside me breaks off the conversation we're having while I'm talking and taps the guy's shoulder. Goes and sits by him and they talk. People saw that I'd been cucked. Felt fucking horrible the rest of the journey.
hahaha no way that actually happened
>>27316320
Why did you quote his entire post?
>>27310331
>There are retards that actually think this
What's he supposed to do, bloody his knuckles? Shirtless dude was going to hurt someone, so he ended it then and there. No one cares about "macho" except people who've never had to deal with assholes like that guy. The dude wasn't boasting, he was ending something before it started.
I swear you fucking autists.
>>27312430
When I was a kid, one of the bullies put me in a choke hold and didn't let go while the other bullies circled us screaming "CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE."
That shit stays with you, even if it's minor.
Not cool. That internalized humiliation is gonna hurt society.
Dumbasses Itt
>warm and fuzzy
What did she mean by this?
>>27316664
She wants the guy to do the same to her while ramming her ass
