>roommate comes home from date
>she's a 5/10 on her good days
>I'm making dinner in the kitchen
>tells me about how pathetic the guy was
>tells me he was boring and weird and has "some computer job"
>I just keep cooking
>tells me how this fucking guy even tried to kiss her like ew wtf
>"at least he paid for the food"
>pause, she's just sighing in her chair
>anon is your friend still single??
>triggered
>casually ask her "why would he be interested in you?"
>her face goes bright red, eyes wide open
>YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
>she storms off to her room
Are women even people? Kind of wish this was made up.
>I suggested to my roommate that guys don't like her
>she got mad at me
>WTF GUYZ WOT IS HER PROBLEM?
>>27309543
Lel
Yea they over dramatic nigga
>>27309573
Dear girlbot,
that's not what this story is about now is it? :)
>>27309720
I never said she wasn't a bitch. She is. But it's pretty obvious why she was mad.
>>27309543
Bahahaha, well done, anon. A little bit of humility is necessary, and you served it up just right.
>>27309785
>projecting your insecurities into assuming we ever cared about why the roommate was pissed
that question was never asked.
>>27309543
>vegetarian female roommate talking about how vegetarians is good for planet and health blah blah
>not really bothered by it, but couple of weeks ago; chinese roommate is marinating some chicken legs in some chinese five spice shit; smells pretty good.
>vegetarian roommate goes into kitchen and freaks out at seeing the legs, leaves a note nearby saying like 'Please don't leave the body parts of innocent animals out, MURDERER'
>read it and lol; start leaving out meat to defrost and marinate on the counter.
shes like a solid 7/10 but I dont even care, fuck people who leave notes :)
>>27309999
Nice repeating digits, /ck/-poster.
