like a baus
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You likely won't become Chad, but at least you can feel like a boss and toy with normies for shits and giggles. Follow these steps:
>be chubby shy kid
>girls sometimes pretend to be into you so that they can laugh about you behind your back
>one day get rose on feb14 from girl
>ask her why she did it
>she shrugs and goes "idk I just felt bad for you"
>are you shitting me.mp4
>fast forward, now uni
>get tired of girls treating me like an orbiter even though I never orbit
>try to just live my life but girls can never leave anyone alone
>I'm 19th century Japan and girls are the US navy
>start working out, become builtfat
>still unattractive but now look like some mobster
>go buy groceries
>blatantly check out this girl's ass
>she notices and looks at me
>give her the Doug Heffernan nod
>turns away in disgust
>shitgrin.png
>cashier is flirty and comments on my purchases
>make sure to look bored/annoyed and grunt "uh-huh" while grinning slightly
>when she hands me the change touches my hand slightly longer than necessary
>look her dead in the eye while putting change away
>grunt "hey have a nice day" and walk off
>on my way out see some skinnyjeans woolcap faggot
>he talks to this woolcap girl, doesn't notice he's on a collision course
>stay on course so he bumps into my shoulder
>give him the douchiest "brooo relax you in a hurry or something alright take care ok?"
>he goes "s-sorry" and bails
>see his girl look back at me 1-2 times
tl;dr you have nothing to lose anyway so why not have some kek?
working out is not a meme, people will treat you differently but ultimately you will stay short and ugly forever, so go for the mafia look.
wtf is a mafia look
>>27309398
OP probably walks around in an oversized suit, fedora, and gas station cigar thinking he looks cool.
This is how you feel like a boss?
pathetic, even for a robot
>>27309398
well if you're jacked enough and have that "working class look, senpai" (say no more), just dress like a security guard. black t-shirt, jeans, boots
>>27308863
Is this autism?
>>27309740
You're just making yourself look like a spree shooter, not some bad ass mafia guy like you think, senpai.
Girls are looking at you that way because they think you're weird.
>>27309740
LMAO I hope someone screencap this for /r/4chan and all of reddit laugh at your autism
>>27309910
>reddit laugh at your autism
What kind of bizarro universe did I slip into?
>>27308863
i hope you realize that this is literally how sonic nerds play dominance games with each other when in reality they're all pathetic autists nobody else gives a shit about
>>27309398
>>27309448
>>27309740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXuHMOZ0_qk
Skip to 2:55. I guarantee that's what he looks like.
>>27309740
OP here, this post is not from me.
"Mafia look" is not how you dress but just being that short (depends on your defintion) muscly guy. But mostly I meant your demeanor, think of some mobster sleazebag with a small gut, you will never be Chad but you can still have some keks. I don't like trenchcoatfags or black shirt black pants guys either
>>27310177
OP again, yes that's me lol but I have hair
>>27308863
/fit/ here
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