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2016-03-21 17:17:07
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You likely won't become Chad, but at least you can feel like a boss and toy with normies for shits and giggles. Follow these steps:
>be chubby shy kid
>girls sometimes pretend to be into you so that they can laugh about you behind your back
>one day get rose on feb14 from girl
>ask her why she did it
>she shrugs and goes "idk I just felt bad for you"
>are you shitting me.mp4
>fast forward, now uni
>get tired of girls treating me like an orbiter even though I never orbit
>try to just live my life but girls can never leave anyone alone
>I'm 19th century Japan and girls are the US navy
>start working out, become builtfat
>still unattractive but now look like some mobster
>go buy groceries
>blatantly check out this girl's ass
>she notices and looks at me
>give her the Doug Heffernan nod
>turns away in disgust
>shitgrin.png
>cashier is flirty and comments on my purchases
>make sure to look bored/annoyed and grunt "uh-huh" while grinning slightly
>when she hands me the change touches my hand slightly longer than necessary
>look her dead in the eye while putting change away
>grunt "hey have a nice day" and walk off
>on my way out see some skinnyjeans woolcap faggot
>he talks to this woolcap girl, doesn't notice he's on a collision course
>stay on course so he bumps into my shoulder
>give him the douchiest "brooo relax you in a hurry or something alright take care ok?"
>he goes "s-sorry" and bails
>see his girl look back at me 1-2 times
tl;dr you have nothing to lose anyway so why not have some kek?
working out is not a meme, people will treat you differently but ultimately you will stay short and ugly forever, so go for the mafia look.