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You wake up one morning after a very intense LoL binge, only to discover that you are 100% completely out of tendies. Needless to say, you're going to need at least 10 tendies to satiate your hunger, costing 5 GBP apiece. What do you do?
>input commands with greentext
>>27308434
>check GBP account
>>27308522
You think you might have a few GBP saved up from last week, but then you remember your attempt to use your artistic ability to receive free tendies and...
Your GBP account remains empty, just like your tum tum.
>>27308625
>Go on street to beg for tendies
>>27308434
>search room
>>27308625
Ask mom for tendie money
tell mommy i will make a doodoo if I can't have tendies
>>27308720
You turn away from the habitable zone of your room and find tha-
Oh thats right... Your bed was in there somewhere. And your katana. Mommy has all your clothes now, but sadly unless you can find a way to clear this filth, you're not getting to be armed
>>27308651
Go... out...side?
>>27308741
No GBP, no tendies. Mommy is a real hardass.
>>27308817
Steal money from mommy
Tell mommy I'll take a shower every day this week so I can get the bonus 10 GBP
>go to mummy and ask for gbp because you were a good boy
>>27308434
>shovel waste pile with kfc bucket
>>27308817
Time to start eating
>>27308876
>>27308881
You begin making empty promises to mommy that you'll be a good boy for some bonus GBP, but she says put up or shut up. She surrenders 4 GBP for the attempt, but she says what REALLY would impress her...
>>27308902
>>27308889
Would be a clean room...
>>27308952
Forgot picture because I'm an aspie
>ask mommy how many gbp you will get if you clean your room
You shovel up some trash in your KFC bucket and chow down. This is gonna take a while...
>>27309082
After a few hours, the room is clean. Your gut is debuffed with the TRASH effect, you have a 50% chance of vomiting anything you try to eat. You need to remove this debuff in before you eat those tendies. Your katana and bed are free now.
>>27309168
>take a shitpost break after the exhausting work of cleaning a room
>>27309168
Move katana to inventory
ooh, what strife specibus will robbot have?
>>27308952
Don't forget to tell mommy that I been a good boy and I have not talked to any nasty girls cause the only woman I will ever love is mommy. Then I would give her a big hug and kiss and tell her I love her
>>27308434
>show mommy your cleaned room
>>27309272
You inform mommy your room is clean after you recover from eating all that garbage, but she only surrenders 6 additional GBP, claiming "Theres bagel bitez in the fridge, if I give you full GBP every time you do something right, you'll just eat tendies every day!"
You feel... outraged!
>>27309212
Your inventory now has ChadSlicer, your katana, +5 damage witha +3 bonus against normies, like your cunt mom!
>>27309366
Forgot picture again, sorry guys autism is hard work.
>>27309366
Threaten mom with katana
>tell mum that i will not be going in the toilet, or in piss bottles or poop jugs until i get tendies. wait a few seconds to see if she responds, then poop on the floor in front of her
>>27309375
>Vomit on floor to get rid of trash Hopefully this will remove the TRASH debuff.
>>27309426
You threaten mommy with Poopoo and peepee if you don't get what you want, but she's adamant. You deliver on your threat and she yet does not budge.
>>27309407
You take matters into your own hands, but mommy just smirks...
>"You wouldn't want to do that, Robot..."
>"At least... Not now that my new boyfriend is over!"
That lying bitch said she was done with men after last daddy!
>>27309497
ask boyfriend if he can give you tendies
>>27309497
Eat the poopoo/peepee and vomit it on Mommy's boyfriend (or mommy if he isn't there)
>>27308434
>go to the freezer and get the bagel bites, they will serve well as makeshift ninja stars.
>check how many bagel bites come in a box
>>27309517
>>27309548
You go to threaten/barter with New daddy only to discover it's... My god... it's!
Chads Dad! Chad Sr!
You consider fighting him, but you realize that if him and mommy fuck, Chad will become your brother! What do you do? Stand and fight and risk injury? Or leave so you can prevent their fucking, but lose face in the badass community?
>>27309622
put down katana and watch him fuck mom
that should give me GBP
>>27309622
Sperg out. If this post is 5 or higher, it spooks Chad Sr. If it's 4 or lower, it enrages Chad Sr.
Oops
srry about that, senpai
>>27309665
You flip the fuck out, Chad Sr is spooked by and and flees... for now. Looks like you have two problems now, ChadCock, and no Tendies.
>>27309743
Try and cure the TRASH effect.
>>27308434
Go to the kitchen and look for the bagel bites or a container that we can puke into.
>>27309743
>steal mommy's undies and sell them online for GBPcoin
>>27309743
>>27309622
The uprising starts now.
Approach mom and smack her truck sized ass. Enjoy watching it jiggle.
>>27309743
Go for Chad Sr's cock with your katana
