I registered myself on okcupid
there's literally no men in my country registered on, only hipster females
should I show you some profiles?
Post em, op
>>27308241
What country?
bloxbloxblox
>>27308241
Because you set your profile as a straight male?
Uhhhhh.
Pic is chick I was chatting with, she was super into me. Then I stalk her tumblr (same name as her OKCUPID account) and find out she is fuckin' two other dudes, and we are all competing for her attention.
Fuck that.
Post. Them.
Single mother coal burners prefer.
Also be racist
>>27308241
>datingsite
>most of users are female
Lowest quality bait posible
>>27308271
even if I config for women searching for men, there's only 3 men in the 2nd biggest city of my country (where I live)
>>27308263
france
>>27308306
Oh. I understand now. My bad.
I'll give you two good ones from where I live.
Found a GF with okcupid, feels ok. Not this chick obv.
>>27308306
just bait em fagit
>>27308279
>complains you were racist
>wont accept that racism would've prevented her problem
heh
>>27308320
Here we go. Welcome to Nacogdoches.
>>27308338
Is that Macklemore?
>>27308338
She has no future.
>art major
>sociology minor
>tattoos
My tax money will pay for her for the rest of her natural life.
>>27308338
She needs to be shot christ M8
>>27308338
My favorite parts are:
>curvy
>mostly vegetarian
1st part: males
2nd part: females
etc
>>27308338
If I were you I'd go for that, robot. Golden opportunities all around.
Well, maybe find a body shot first.
>>27308380
Nope, she lives in America, she'll just have to get some shitty register-based job for a long time. Probably already has one.
>>27308421
Cakes are vegetarian.
Is okcupid actually worth it?
Can a 23yo khv actually find someone in there?im no neet but i do wear cargo shorts
>>27308455
Think of how many people better than you are competing for impersonal attention that can be ignored without actually doing it to the person's face.
>>27308491
Is that a maybe?
>>27308444
Damn son I'm moving to France.
Can't wait to get beheaded for not following Sharia Law.
>>27308532
that's a good one my friend, I'll welcome you in the Islamic Republic fo France
>>27308517
Not really, dating profile can be good for pickups if you're physically attractive, and even then; you won't get many responses from girls and you'll be the one doing all the talking.
Girls on dating websites get hundreds of emails from the guys on there, a lot of them thirsty betas willing to shill out free dinners and their great personalities with a lady.
But yeah, if you're physically attractive, stick to something like tinder; and when you get swipes, initiate a date ASAP, don't reveal your inner autist.
>>27308279
>you insulated me and my son for no reason.
top kek, I think you'll find McDonalds did that
>>27308455
i wish i had my old computer so i could dump all the screen shots of the eggman face photo shot profile of a female some one made and posted on r9k.
literally swarming with guys, including attractive ones that just wanted a root. shits crazy
why bother
>>27308559
I immediately thought of the fat weiner dog pic with "don't ever talk to me or my son again" and I busted out laughing
>>27308618
You mean this one?
Have you seen the one with Carl the cuck where he says "don't talk to me, or my wife's son every again"
>>27308279
this reminds me of this meme loooool
>>27308655
That's the one. I'm giggling like a retard right now
>>27308556
>>27308569
So where is the best place to meet people as a complete social retard?
I high school we wheremostly guys, and now im in engineering in the uni so not many girls either.
>>27308713
join a club or society. Plenty of people there, you can be anyone you want,,,hero or villain.
Then try to go to house parties, your friends will multiple, then eventually you find a girl who like you
>the 99 rule
>>27308320
What terrible taste in everything.
>>27308338
>What I'm really good at
>watching netflix
How is this a skill?
>>27308984
Blogging on tumblr isn't a very common hobby. Everyone likes netflix, a real life meme
>>27308713
You can look up formulas for successful okcupid profiles, and successful opening lines. Fortunately speech impediments and nervous sweating don't show up on text. Then just use common sense to see which one is most likely to fuck you. Bring alcohol
>>27308569
Yeah shit sucks. Men are so thirsty now-a-days that it jacks up even the ugliest of girl's self-esteems to the point average men cant touch them. And nevermind average and above girls, they aren't even an option anymore.
>>27309413
so it's either jamplanet or die as newton?
>>27308435
I can say with confidence that I could beat up any one of them.
>>27308444
a bunch of those are real cute
>>27308279
Fucking gold lmao. Can not comprehend why she kept replying
>>27308279
I request an imgur
>>27308279
>don't talk to me or my son ever again
Hamplanet
Niglet
This is great
>>27310194
Because she is so lonely. She has the trifecta of no swipes:
>fatty
>single mom
>rude
You can be one of those, but not all three. This was likely her first swipe ever.
She needs to have a brighter personality, a smaller body and be a better parent
>>27308279
Kekd hard thank you
