>age
>first name
>nationality
>occupation
>number of sexual partners
>how your heard of r9k
>why you want to an hero
>why you haven't committed an hero yet.
>where you see yourself in 5-10 years
I'll go first
>19
>Tim
>cuckifornian
>student/welder
>2
>stumbled on r9k while browsing 4chan a few years ago
>I've failed at everything I've ever set out to do and I'm horrible with women due to my smart mouth and low self-control
>my "friends" and family have no idea how close to suicide i am or they would have me locked up, and I don't want to shock them and make everyone sad
>either very very well off or very very dead. No in-between.
>>27307096
>>age 26
>>first name J
>>nationality Canadian
>>occupation student
>>number of sexual partners 4
>>how your heard of r9k few years ago, good times were had
>>why you want to an hero I don't, not yet anyway
>>why you haven't committed an hero yet. Don't want
>>where you see yourself in 5-10 years
Happy, living with my two girlfriends like I've been doing for two years
>>27307096
>age
28
>first name
Chad
>nationality
American
>occupation
Stock broker
>number of sexual partners
14
>how your heard of r9k
The guys at /biz/ told me stories about you
>why you want to an hero
For America by crashing a 747 into the kaaba
>why you haven't committed an hero yet.
Waiting for the stock market to crash
>where you see yourself in 5-10 years
in a penthouse on the upper east side living the life after retiring early, having sent an arcanine to do the job of anheroing at Mecca thus destroying islam to its heart and creating an NWO where Chads everywhere reign supreme
>age
22
>first name
Evangeline
>nationality
American (unfortunately)
>occupation
Receptionist
>number of sexual partners
0
>how your heard of r9k
I was here when they made it.
>why you want to an hero
Because I was born a guy
>why you haven't committed an hero yet.
Because I'm changing into a hottie slowly.
>where you see yourself in 5-10 years
Probably same job, but hopefully not a virgin anymore, and hopefully a bf who loves me, and no more fucking penis (i fucking hate that thing, i want it gone now)
>>27307096
>>age
22
>>first name
Nah
>>nationality
Ausfailian
>>occupation
Full-time Elder Scrolls Lore researcher. In other words, nothing.
>>number of sexual partners
>implying
>>how your heard of r9k
Stumbled on here a couple years ago. I was and still am a /g/ reg.
>>why you want to an hero
Not everyone here is critically depressed and suicidal. I like to come here and identify with people who are social outcasts like me. The difference is I enjoy my life and accept who I am and the sooner most of you do the same, all the more fun you will have with your life.
>>why you haven't committed an hero yet.
>implying
>>where you see yourself in 5-10 years
An accomplished Elder Scrolls Lore researcher and a contributor to Fallout lore.
>>27307096
>>age
19
>>first name
Assi
>>nationality
Israeli
>>occupation
Conscript
>>number of sexual partners
0
>>how your heard of r9k
I forget how I found r9k
>>why you want to an hero
I don't really want to, but if I get shot and die I wouldent be upset that I was going to die.
>>why you haven't committed an hero yet.
N/A
>>where you see yourself in 5-10 years
Maybe working for the police or working in a Prison.
