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Guys I need help My balls are itching like crazy and I can't
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Guys I need help
My balls are itching like crazy and I can't stop itching, it's like mosquitos raided my balls
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how often do you bathe?
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>>27305521
yeah I just thought of that, I think it's been around a week and a half or so. I'l go clean up and see if it stops
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>>27305544

congrats, you have a fungus on your sack
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>>27305511
Yeast. Wash, keep dry, and eat garlic.
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>>27305554
>>27305560
I do have some weird brown dots on it, I cant scrape it away but it leaves some white stuff on my fingers when i try, like the shit that comes off an eraser
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>>27305511
>nicolas bee.jpg
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>>27305608
youve literally grown mould on your testicles just fucking end it all you degenerate
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>>27305621
I'l visit my doctor first, mabye he knows what this shit is
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>mfw something just crawled from my balls into my asshole
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>>27305511
I know exactly what you should do. Take 1/2 cup mayonnaise and 2 TBSP mustard, and smear it on you balls. Make sure you cover all of the affected area. Then you'll need some flour, baking soda and tooth paste. Once the mayonnaise and mustard is dried, then put the flour and baking soda in a sifter, then sprinkle it liberally on your balls. Wait 5 and a half hours then rinse it all off with a combination of vinegar and tomato juice. I had this same thing happen to me and I swear it is the only thing that works. You're welcome
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>>27305662
Pics or It didn't happen.

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