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HAHAHA ROASTIES ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS
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HAHAHA ROASTIES ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS
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>>27305340
But that's the truth.
Wich part are you disagreing on
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All the vaginas I've seen with beef strips look blown the fuck out and really loose. Just generally very off putting. I'd reject a girl for having a roastie.

innies > arbys
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>>27305340

It's 100% true. Go pick up a copy of Gray's anatomy. The book, not the DVDs

>inb4 Jew media etc
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>>27305340
>from how much sex you have

except it does stretch depending on the length/width of the cock and gets loose over-time. Next roasties will be telling me when they pop a baby out they aren't loose and blown out.
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>>27305357
SHUT YOUR FUCKING WHORE MOUTH SLUT
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>>27305340

>"Don't make her feel bad"

Stopped reading here, fuck off faggot don't tell me how to live my life
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>>27305411
Having sex with a normal sized dick would probably rather train the muscles and they would feel tighter.
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>>27305464
Is this more roastie logic im seeing? You whores are delusional.
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>>27305411
What's the problem with a slightly loose pussy? I mean I'm not talking about used up roastie, used up beyond acceptable pussy, I'm talking about pussy that can still be juicy despite being a little used. What I'm trying to say is, I would definitely date a single mother. If she takes care of herself and I like her, why the fuck not.
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>>27305498
>I would definitely date a single mother. If she takes care of herself and I like her, why the fuck not.

Of course you would, you're a failed thirsty normie. You were born to raise other men's children.
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There is LITERALLY no difference between your average gang-bang addict millennial girl's pussy and an innocent qt virgin's.
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>>27305516

girls these days losing that virginity at 12.
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Roasties actually draw charts and research "facts" to justify their disgusting flabs.
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>>27305516
that girl has a loose pussy but doesn't have a roast though.

I think you just disproved your own argument.
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>>27305540
They are litrelly trying to get force men to like their disgusting beef curtains. Because god forbid men aren't allowed to have preferences.
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>>27305340
>tfw when you find a woman whose pussy feels fucking tight and amazing even when you're fucking her and she cums


Lmao roast beef slut's trying to convince guys that having loose cunts that don't feel of anything is a good thing.

That's like guys trying to convince girls that small cocks that don't get hard is a good thing.

I've had sex with about 18 people and of them 2 have been at least pretty tight and felt fucking nice throughoutvsex, even a long time in when she's moaning like hell and one of them always felt REALLY fucking nice and tight. Infact that one girl one time we were fucking started contracting and gripping my dick so tightly that it felt like all the blood was getting trapped in the end of my cock and I might burst a blood vessel.

So guys. Don't believe the roasties lies. When you find one of the rare girls with a dynamite pussy, you hold onto her!
That last girl with the tightest, best vagina also came really easily because she felt stretched and full the whole time So sex with her was always really fun and awesome.
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>>27305559
its porn
lots of them pay for surgeries, droastie.
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>>27305566
>I've had sex with about 18 people
CHAD GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

STOP FUCKING UP MY BOARD
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its funny how a board full of autistic virgins always has these insanely high demands and entitlements with regard to how girls should behave and look
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>>27305624
that's because our virgin / wizard hangout has been polluted by chads.

I'd literally take any woman. I have no standards left.
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>>27305624
>high demands
>autistic virgins because we want a non blown out loose vagina that looks like it belongs in an arbys burger.

Sure thing, roastie.
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you're doing good job buddy congrats.
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>>27305636
>never seen, tasted or felt a vagina in his life
>probably never will
>still behaves like he knows what hes talking about
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>>27305665
>roasties needs to resort to throwing blatant assumptions and do nothing more but project

Stop being angry because i want a non blown out vagina with beef curtains like the one you've got between your legs.
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>>27305605
I forgot to say that 10 of them were prostitutes.

I lost my vurginity at 21 to a prostitute, ducked prostitutes, had one one-night-stand with a non-prostitite, and didn't have my first gf until I just before my 23rd birthday.

Now 2.5 years later I've had sex with maybe 8 or 9 women without paying them. Some one time, some a few times, a couple lots and lots of times as bf gf
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>>27305636
> non blown out loose vagina that looks like it belongs in an arbys burger.
you can have a loose vagina and tiny labia
you can be a virgin and have a roast

the roast indicates nothing but being a roast

not liking roast is fine in my book I don't care. I prefer the look of innies but my dick doesn't have eyes
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>>27305690
What does this have to do with my reply in anyway shape or form? you roasties are like whales in heat.

You just cant stand a man has preferences.
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>>27305688
I am almost 30 and I got my dick wet a grand total of 5 times.

I barely belong here, but you even less. Just get out.
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>>27305411
Can you provide some actual facts to back that up?
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>>27305699
I'm just saying that your reasons for not wanting a roast are not valid. Saying it's because it's loose is wrong. Saying it's because you don't like the look of it is valid.

Also I don't care I'm not a roastie, but I barely qualify as a man.
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women could have nice vaginas as long as they fucking work out. thats it. do your pelvic floor workout and guys will be happy

nothing you can do about a small dick other than kill yourself
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>>27305703
Oh yeah I'm definitely not a robot anymore but I used to be and I still uphold robot morals.
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>>27305715

I don't give a fuck what you're saying you fucking moron it had nothing to do with my post, i have preferences and i don't want a blown out vagina with beer curtains.

Get it through your whale head, and get over yourself.
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>>27305725
yes but beef curtains don't mean the vagina is blown out

you're wrong you fucking faggot
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What's a roast?xD
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>>27305737

Wow, i cant believe you are still in here blabbering on because you've found a male that wouldn't fuck your disgusting roast beef.

Get over yourself, men have preferences and a blown out vagina with roast beef is not for me.

Innies >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Roasties
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>>27305703
The fact that you've had sex means you should leave
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>>27305562
It's fine to have preferences.
But the size of the labia is genetic.
I showed naked with countless girls at an age we don't had sex yet.

The darker colour comes with age though.
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Seeing how many people respond to threads like these it makes me wonder how many people were around when the whole "roastie" meme became a thing, and how many people here actually know that it was brought to life to try and "combat" how women can be quite harsh in male dealbreakers that can not be changed, i.e. things like height, dick size, receding hairline, stuff like that while women seemingly almost always can get away with much crappier attributes simply for being a woman.

I wonder how many people here perpetuate the "roastie" meme for that purpose still but knowing better, and how many actually bought into it. I wouldn't be surprised if the majority actually believes it.

I must say though, I didn't expect it to take off at all, the whole roastie thing, but apparently it did as pics like OPs are created to try and avoid women feeling insecure for nothing.
It is a sad state of affairs to still not see any similar significant attempts to make height or other things for men seem less of a big deal than it still can seem for plenty of men. In that regard it's still expected of men to just ignore the things thrown to them about how important physical traits are and not show any insecurity or else they might as well give up before trying anything.

I still don't think fighting fire with fire will do anyone any good; so far it clearly does nothing for men while at most it gives women a small insecurity which is mostly nullified quickly as support for them is much more active and prevalent.
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>>27305769
oh so it's like the bikini bridge thing?
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>>27305340
How is this even a discussion, seriously?
5 minutes of Google would give you the answers.

-Labia size -genetic
-A vagina stretches if the women is arroused. (You can barely fit a finger in there unprepared)

The only difference between 20 ons and having sex with on partner for 20 times is the amount of STDs.

But

-Large objects like giant inhumanly dildos and especially childbirth stretches the muscels massive.(giving birth even changes the hip bones!)

The dark beef couler the labia get comes with age and use.
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>>27305846
the fact that you would fuck a whore with huge 10cm labia shows how desperate you are
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why cant women handle that roasties look disgusting?
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>>27305725
>a blown out vagina with beer curtains

kekd
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>>27305340
Who the fuck even cares how roasties get so roasty? The fact is roast is gross. I don't give a fuck if it doesn't actually come from sexual promiscuity and is genetic or something. Cock size is genetic and women shit all over men for that. Roasties are disgusting no matter what reason they have for being roasties.
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>>27305856
they do agree
they don't care
it's a bunch of shitposters here that want to hurt girls like they've been hurting
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Fuck that, you can prove anything with facts
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>>27305855
I'm not offended brother.
I see why you guys want some justice if it comes to the topic of "small dick/loose vag"

I just hope that somebody here if not you will believe me that women don't give a crap about the size of your dick in 99% of all cases.(if it's medical illnes size small that might be different)

No women cares about dicks as much as guys cares about dicks. Also not liking roast is fine.
I don't like cubby people.

But I guarantee you if you find a great girl you will not give a fuck about her vagina.
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>>27305932
>No women cares about dicks as much as guys cares about dicks.

will people like you ever fucked of back to tumblr? you fat roast.
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>>27305932
>find a great girl

AHAHAHAHAHA
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>>27305861
>Cock size is genetic and women shit all over men for that.
Men shit over men with that. Men are way more obsessed about posting cocks and talking about cock related shit like foreskin and we tend to have threads here every other day about size.

Women saw that we care so much and use it as such to either rope us in or hurt us.
Most women don't care about the penis beyond that it can make her feel good or is the weak point for most guys.
if you are between 5ish to 8ish and can get rock hard she won't feel a difference.
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>>27305943
Dude calm down.
I'm not going to stop fighting this lies on this board.

There a lot of great people her who do have insecurities already without people making up stupid legends about girls enyoing get hit in the cervix.

I care about you duchebag and there is nothing you can do about it.
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>>27305976

Women are also more obsessed over;
>Height
>looks
>Social status
>Money
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>>27305943
Considering the top 4+ porn search results for women usually are about pussy eating/licking it's rather a clear sign they don't worship cock
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>>27306017
>lel pornhub statistics is worldwide statistics
>lel
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>>27305807
Similar in the sense that both started on 4chan, but other than that it's with a different approach/reasoning.
The bikini bridge was a response to all the pro-fat stuff happening for women, even more so a response to the thinshaming that happened by pro-fat people/women. It was basically a backlash due to the level of ridiculousness the whole acceptance movement turned into, from simply saying "to each their own, there's more than just anorectic beauty" to "everyone not worshiping landwhales are shitlords, everyone thin are problematic". If i'm not mistaken it came from /b/, not from /r9k/.
More similar to the bikini bridge thing in terms of intent and such, would be the Project Harpoon. (Photoshopping fatter women to appear thin under the pretense it's to show them how even more beautiful they'd be in a more healthy size; incited by the heavy influx of fat female models while at the same time fat men are still shamed and thin women are attacked by some supporters.)

The roastie meme was more with the intent to give women something extra and genetic to be insecure about to "get back" at them for voicing their sometimes ridiculously high standards, not really triggered by a specific movement or surge in action of women but instead formed by bitterness over the sense of rejection or losing success chance over something men can't change (as well as the fact women generally have a lot more leeway when it comes to dating and romance, being in high demand and all that), never mind that most of those specific women who outright reject men for not being perfect in looks or incredibly wealthy, aren't relationship material anyway. This did start on /r9k/.
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>>27305994
Men are also obsessed over
>fatness
>chest size
>vagina shape
>qt faces

what is the difference even you're trying to say?
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>>27305994
Point stands that they are not penis obsessed like the anon tries to paint it as.
They only care about the penis if pleasing it is what will keep that 6'4 handsome brain surgeon around
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>>27306031
>Men are also obsessed over
>>fatness
>>chest size
>>vagina shape
>>qt faces

but we all know this to be false, roastie.;)
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>>27306042
I said men, not desperate beta cucks who should have handed in the man card years ago
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>>27306017
Also how the fuck do they even make these statistic.
From the 126 people who do have an account.
Fucking lies.
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>>27306021
Dude almost every porn site data gather shows that women look for lesbian or pussy licking as top search results
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>>27306050
You keep up that goal post shifting, roast beef.

;)
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>normies ae in here now pretending women don't care about dick size

oh boy.
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>>27306053
you keep deluding yourself you'll ever have enough choice of vagina's to pick one you like

unless you pay for it


oh wait, you can't pay for shit, you're a neet
enjoy your right hand

:^)
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>>27306042
>hurrr look at my 'evidence' of a bunch of nameless post with no proof behind them
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>>27306067
>roast beef now resorting to the good 'ol
>urll never get da pussy haha nerd virgin

you disgust me ;)
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The skin outside the vagina is different than the vagina it's self. Roasties getting toastie.

Read this guys:

http://pastebin.com/TVpPhHYp

If you have any questions ask here.
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The thing is, when a woman has a baby her vagina DOESN'T return to it's previous size.

It will always be looser and not as good as it was before. It might still be usable but let's not pretend before and after childbirth are the same tight vagina.
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>>27306072


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i71ucapje7I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY8rzo4Ik4M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2pvJuLgBqk
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>>27305665
>never seen, tasted or felt a vagina in his life
>tasted

If you put your mouth anywhere near a vagina you're a million times more of a pathetic faggot than even the lowliest r9k cave dweller

Enjoy your throat cancer retard
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I fucked a girl who was a pretty big slut and while she didn't have a smooth vagina she wasn't really a roastie either so I don't think this shit is 100% accurate for every person by any means.
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>>27306075
>nerd virgin resorts to the good 'ol
>lol ur a roasite haha look guys i toast
you disgust me :^)
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>>27306091
>it's a social experiment because I did it on youtube look at me
>thinks these are any better than the email pic he started with
For fucks sakes the amount of anecdotal evidence you need to prune out of those vids destroys any legitimacy by itself

But you know what? Go with it. The worlds unfair, wants you dead and we will all be happier fort it.
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How do roasties even form? We have a kid and my gf is still innie and tight.
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>>27306138
>>27306067

holy shit look at how a women starts shitting up a thread and acing like a potato after getting BTFO. holy shit r9k was right about them acting like children..
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>>27306082
>implying labia size isn't mostly genetic
>implying a dick pulling out stretches the skin significantly
>implying there aren't pornstars with innies

Your post sounds like it isn't retarded, but it is.
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>>27306114
it's not. its a literal meme made here to mock girls for something that's genetic, like dick size for guys.
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>>27306151
>still pretending like women dont win at the dating game, and especially online dating compared to males.

You whores are delusional.
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>>27306154
during puberty, certain body parts change and grow.
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While roasties, particularly the long ones aren't very visually appealing, as long as there's no smell and not a lot of hair then that's all that matters. A vagina is a marvelous thing, I would gladly take a qt gf with a roastie than nothing at all, just like I want a girl to be able to tolerate my relatively short dick and appreciate it by its girth. We're not perfect, and our flaws are what makes us human.
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>>27306155
>haha ur a roastie
>BTFO
try harder
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>>27305340
>muscle and doesn't stretch from how much sex you have
kek
>when you're having sex with a woman and her vagina feels loose, that's because you're doing a good job buddy congrats
Yeah I'm sure woman loves it when her vagina feels loose and congratulates the guy that he's doing such a good job she can't feel him. No wonder women have rape fantasies.
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What you guys aren't understanding is that skin is different from muscle. Skin tissue is a lot earlobes and will change if it's tugged on, much like during sex. READ THIS:

http://pastebin.com/TVpPhHYp

Medical books will back this up. Also look up a site called thevagina institute.org.
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>>27306138
anon as posted else where:
They know in their hearts no "chads""roasties" and the like come here. But they want them to hurt like they have been hurting, so any opinion that challenges there views? They quickly slap the name on you and when/if they get their small victory feel better about it because they think at least online they have the courage to face those that they never could in the real world.
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>>27306177
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27193531/#27194108

hello roastie with multiple male friends ;)
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>>27306050
Even Chad responded to the ad. Also, side note, Chad doesn't have anywhere near as high standards as Stacey, the same idea goes for robots and """""""fembots"""""""
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>>27306166
The winner of the dating game is the one that keeps control of it.
They get more hits because guys are more desperate for the sex.
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>>27306154
Fucking genetics.
You obviously have a proof for that at home!
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>>27306067
Let's be honest, women need men WAY more than men need women.
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>>27306204

It's a roastie, there was the most embarrassing backpedal goal-post shift I've seen all day. Just look at the way her child like mentality came out after she got upset for getting owned she started copying the smile faces AND copying the words.

Litrelly regurgitating them.
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>>27306187
You're a fucking retard, not every skin stretches out like your ears. You flex your elbows and knees and fingers on a daily basis, how come your hands aren't flabby? Also gauges require months to reach their level of stretching, that's not even close to the same level of stretching that happens during sex. You are just talking out of your ass, fucking retard. How come your dick doesn't have loose skin if you fap a lot? It's the same thing. Idiot
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>>27306199
hello. they're coming over this wednesday :)
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>>27306186
seriously does anyone take single anonymous personal stories as truth?
I never understood it
This could just be something a robot type up on a computer and screen cap.
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>>27306199

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>>27305340
>a vagina can push out a fucking baby and return to its normal size
LOLOLOLOLLOL No it doesnt. After a baby comes out of that thing it is ruined FOREVER. Like "time to get a plastic surgeon and stitch this thing back together" ruined.

>labias dont stretch from sex
technically it's not stretching its prolapsing. You're getting dicked so much your cunt is turning inside out. And if you think that shit is impossible look up gaping videos, I promise you those women are not inexperienced.

This no hymen no diamond thing must really piss off roasties.
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>>27306199
>>Has lots of "male friends".
check
>>Claims she "can't orgasm from normal penetration" (see above).
check
>>Never cries.
check
>>Has no maternal instinct.
check
>>speaks multiple languages
check


LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no wonder the bitch is so upset she has a blown out cunt
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>>27306216
Honestly, as much as I would like r9k not to be a massive sausagefest, it'd be a much better place if the fembots fucked off. Unless they are the ugliest females that nobody wants they are bound to shit up the place.
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>>27306237
Having fucked a mom, I can say that it does return to normal, but it takes time. Child birth is long and painful and traumatic but given a few weeks of recovery, things return to normal, more or less.
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>>27305340
Jesus fucking christ, is that what can happen to a labia when you have too much sex?
Because it sure looks like shit and is an instant boner killer
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>>27306261
>but given a few weeks of recovery, things return to normal, more or less.

You wont fool any chad from here into fucking your cottage cheese vagina, m'lady.
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>>27306227
>>Claims she "can't orgasm from normal penetration" (see above).
>>check

If you weren't such a whore and kept getting gang-banged, you wouldn't be so uppity and have a blown out vagina and a roast beef. Look at yourself you vile animal you need to stick a kettle up your vagina just so you can feel anything.
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>>27306279
>all these assumptions
im not even gonna try to discuss with you, cause you will just twist everything i write into your favor.
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>>27306316
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27217543/#27217543

lmao you fat ugly roastie
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>>27306082
Here is a much larger and more informative version of the information that you guys need.

Ask questions to me.
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>>27306329
what are you implying? i already have a tumblr, and the traffic on lolcow is slow as fuck.
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>earlobes stretch when you put gauges in them
>Africans stretch their lips out with those disks things
>when fat people lose a lot of weight their skin is permanantly stretched
>competitive eaters train at stretching out their stomachs so they can eat far more than a normal person
>all of these thing require surgery to fix
But nope, the vagina is made of magic and it heals like Wolverine from X-Men, I know because women told me so.
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>>27306337


HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

YOU'RE A FUCKING NIGGER

AJAJAJAJAJA

http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/23219381/#23219381
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>>27306344

poor lil nigger

http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/4371531/#4371531
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>>27306174
>inb4 being called a cuck, beta, desperate, beta provider
In bait threads like this you'll likely be ignored or disregarded/insulted for speaking so down-to-earth, man.

But I agree. Much like how one is very unlikely to find the "perfect" partner, one him/herself is often not "perfect" partner material either. That's not to say it's impossible to find a partner with whom you click and genuinely enjoy living a happy life together with though, which seems to be the assumption of plenty of people here: if you aren't the very best and most perfect person in the partner's eyes in every single aspect even remotely thinkable, you'll end up getting cucked, cheated on, dragged to the court for alimony and getting stripped down of all your money, and whatnot. That even not having the biggest penis she has experienced but otherwise being a great bloke will already be a surefire way to get cheated on regardless.

>We're not perfect, and our flaws are what makes us human.
Perfection is a human concept anyway, I'd say it doesn't exist/isn't truly obtainable.
Things like how big a woman's labia is are not really high on my priority list to determine relationship material, much like I expect my average looks and average penis size to not be dealbreakers. If they are, clearly she wasn't relationship material for me anyway.
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>>27305394
because the only vaginas you see are through fucking porn
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>>27305340
>>27305357
The biggest slut I've ever fucked had a perfectly neat vagina.

The girl who had had sex with only one other guy had a meaty vag.

The labia means nothing you fucking virgins. It's the equivalent to the amount of foreskin that a guy has.

It's just fucking there.
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>>27306344
>>27306355
What? You dont make any sense bruh. Is it the same reaction images? Everyone who uses pepe reaction images is the same person right?
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One thing that I never understood with you betas of r9k is why you think that having sex a 1000 times with one partner is better than having sex 10 times with 100 people.
I mean me and my current girlfriend has been together for three years. We fucked everyday, sometimes twice or three times a day. I think it is fair to say we fucked around 600 - 700 times up until now.

I never noticed any difference.

So what is the difference between amount of cocks and sex with one partner? How does this come into the equasion?

>inb4 normie REEEEE
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>>27306385

hey loser

the MD5 was taken from your images, and the images you replied with i your old threads.

;)

Fucking dirty nigger.
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Unless you watched her fuck a ton of guys the whole 'slut' thing is a myth unless it correlates with the looseness and meatyness of her pissflaps.

Guys will say they have had sex with girls when they haven't. Fact.
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>>27306378
stop samefagging in here you pathetic roastie.
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>>27306394
Yeah okay, i'll let you believe i am a nigger, a male, a woman, and a white person at the same time, as none of those posts have nothing in common.
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>>27306408

Shut the fuck up, you dumb dirty nigger.
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>>27306385
I've had sex with virgins and non virgins. No virgin I've been with has had a roastie, and no "experienced" woman can compete with a virgin in terms of tightness.

>Your personal experiences are wrong! Believe in my personal experiences instead!
No thanks. I'll stick with what I know is true.
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>>27306420
tone down on the testosterone you caveman.
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>>27306406
Guess again you hkv. Kill yourself plz
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>>27306408
you're as pathetic as bebe you worthless cunt.
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>>27306424
>meanwhile the rest of the world knows labia to be determined by genetics.
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>>27306393
If you put a frog in a pot of boiking water it'll jump out.

If you put it in a pot of cold water and slowly turn up the heat it'll cook to death because it's too fucking stupid to notice the gradual change.
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>>27306450
>and the rest of the world finds them disgusting except a few cucks from r9k

not him, but i'll rather keep my innies too. Love fucking me them innies.
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>>27306230
>seriously does anyone take single anonymous personal stories as truth?
Sadly way too many do, often ending up rehashing the statements and claiming them fact. The peculiar thing is that a lot of such cherry-picked images/screencaps are - even when boldly assuming it all actually happened - are anecdotal "evidence" at best, yet other people sharing contradicting anecdotal "evidence" are called out on it being anecdotal and disregarded for it. When you want to believe something bad enough, you'll find ways to convince yourself, which is pretty much what those robots do.
>This could just be something a robot type up on a computer and screen cap.
You'd be surprised how easy it is to do so, and how frequently that happens. Not just robots though, more often it's just bored trolls.
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roasties are on suicide control in this thread, constantly making posts and shilling their blown out vaginas and roast beefs.
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>>27306437
still not a nigger though. but i am pretty pathetic, i'll give you that.
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>>27306450
If it's determined by genetics why cant you find a photo of a baby being born with beef curtains?

Oh wait it's because all women are born with innies and you hope men are too retarded to notice.
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>>27306466
Not saying that Innies aren't aesthetically pleasing, I'm just saying getting fucked doesn't magically make you grow skin
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>>27306488
Shut up bebe, you worthless nig.
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>>27306493
I... I don't even know what to say to that.
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>>27306393
I noticed the change in quite a few partners, but it is gradual. At first they would be super tight, then eventually they'd start having a tented feeling till there was a break and it would go back to normal. I question how long this back and forth practice can last till it is permanently stretched out.
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>>27306493
But there not! Holy shit!

Ask anyone how worked with young kids.
OK I admit that would be a weird question but I can tell you for a fact there plenty of kids with a bigger labia.

Like at least 30%
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>>27306512
>Like at least 30%

good job pulling figures out of your asshole, roastie. Babies dont come out with beef curtains.

it seems in your case your father was just fucking your young pussy.
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>>27306335
>outie
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Babies also don't have DD tits or 8 inch dicks.
Checkmate god.
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>>27305340
Hahahaha
Holy shit, getting really desperate for that beta bucks aren't you. It's like they're starving and starting to adapt.
DIE YOU FUCKING WHORES!
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>>27306611
Tits and dicks also dont turn inside out and loosen up by natural causes.
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Let's be honest, anyone who thinks a vagina doesn't stretch through sex might be retarded.
Genetics isn't just some catch-all that you can spout about a certain character trait that you don't particularly like about yourself.
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>>27306465
Your metaphore skills suck, anon.

>>27306511
The only change I know of is depending on when was the last time we fucked. I mean if we fuck six days in a row she will be more open and ready to go. But then menstruation comes around or we can't get on it for a couple of days and it's back to super tight. Might be that all my partners were 18 - 24 but dunno.

Still my point stands on no difference between one partner and many.
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>men dont find fat women attractive
>it's not my fault! Fat is genetic!

>men dont find roasties attractive
>it's not my fault! Inside out pussies are genetic!

>men dont find single mothers attractive
>it's not my fault! Being a single mother is genetic!

Like poetry. It rhymes.
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>>27306493
oh my god are men really this stupid? do you know what puberty is? your dick grew during puberty, what do you think happens with female genitalia?
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>>27306685
>your metaphore skills
I didnt make that up, it's very common. Dont get mad at me because you're poorly read.
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>>27306715
Further proof that loli is top-tier.
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>>27306335
>>27306335

READ THIS POST GUYS. This has all the info you need. Repost this as many places as you can to spread real information.
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if roastieness because of sex is real (its not), then how do you explain one lip bigger than the other? did they get fucked exclusively to the right side?
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>>27306715
Yeah, my dick GREW with puberty. My eurethra didnt turn inside out.

Growing and prolapsing are two different things. An idiot might be fooled by your wordplay but not me.
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>>27306781
do... do you actually think the pussy lips are the insides of the vaginal wall? they are a completely different part of the pussy, that grows during puberty, sometimes more than usual.
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>>27306154
Same here, we waited about a month after birth before fucking and it felt the same. Well she couldn't handle full pounding mode but that was just about being sore.
I have never even seen a roastie and I have fucked some disgusting 50 year olds too. Where the hell are you finding your women?
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>>27306759
dicks often aren't completely straight
so yeah
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>>27306880
labia are just one part of the vulva, which includes all external parts of female genitalia
this also includes the vagina

I'm not agreeing with your statement, you're just simply uninformed
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>>27305340
Pretty sure it's genetic yo'. I'm not even a roastie.
A vagina will stretch when it's aroused but you can train it to be tighter.
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>>27306921
No. I'm a virgin, I've never inserted anything except a tampon and I have an innie, except for the one pussy lip thats longer than the other. It's like this for lots of girls. I know you're probably only trying to push this meme but I'm worried there is a small chance that you actually believe this stuff.
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>>27305665
>tasting vagina

Not even robots are that beta
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>>27306946
yes but the pussy lips arent prolapsed vaginal walls is what im trying to say.
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>>27306954
Munching a clean vagina that's getting wet from your munching is 9/10 time, would recommend.
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>>27306954
>2016
>not eating pussy
dude...
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>>27305682
dont worry roasties I will fuck you any day every pussy is beautiful
please respond
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Loose/tight might be correlative to sex but labia genuinely aren't.

I've only been with one girl so im not an expert but i have a chad mate who has always said the worst vagina he ever saw was on his ex, he was her first and it took them ages to be able to have sex because she apparently had a tiny vagina and he has quite a big dick.

He also slept with a girl known in the uni for being a raging 'girl power' slut, but he said she had the nicest vagina he has ever seen.

You can't tell by the labia.
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>>27307112

> Its [CURRENT YEAR] are you serious?
> You don't engage in sexual practices your fathers would never have done are you joking me right now?
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>>27305624
I'm convinced they're all just baiting and trying to trigger people and they don't actually hate "roasties". The roastie meme is fairly new. A few years ago there wasn't all this talk about innies and roasties. It's just a meme

at least I hope it's just a meme
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>>27306950
prove it

post pics if you want this meme to die
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>>27307922
>I'm convinced they're all just baiting and trying to trigger people and they don't actually hate "roasties".
Do you actually think the "roastie" meme is an /r9k/ meme?
I remember talking about roast beef vaginas in fucking middle school with my friends.
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>>27307981
No it's not an r9k meme but nobody ever talked about roast beef vaginas using the word roastie before a few years ago
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>>27305340
>have beef curtains
>am virgin
>don't really masturbate using the actual hole because it ain't that sensitive
I have a slut vag and I didn't even have any fun getting it
I should probably just kill muh self tbqh familia
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>>27307957
nice try you thirsty caveman
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>>27305566
How large is your dick? I'm only 6.5x5.5, but I'd guess that people with large dicks would have no problem getting tight pussies since their dick is mostly responsible for that fact.
Would you suggest asian women for my dick-size to get the same experience?
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Two things come when you push the roastie meme.
>people think you're a dicklet
Only people with small dicks complain about loose pussy. I have never in all my years fucked a woman that couldn't feel me or I couldn't feel them. My biggest problem is not being able to fit.

>if you care more about what a pussy looks like over what it feels like, you watch to much porn.

Most men care how wet she gets, not how her lips look. Tightness again is a problem for dicklets. Most of the best positions don't give you the best view of the pussy.
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>>27308048
The word roastie is old as fuck. I remember seeing it in /b/ several years ago.
I stopped browsing /b/ in 2011. It's at least that old.
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>>27305932
>But I guarantee you if you find a great girl you will not give a fuck about her vagina.
I had an ex who was a roastie, I did give a fuck. It really bothered me. It's just not pretty.
Of course I'm not going to break up based solely on her pussy, like I'm not going to break up over hairy legs, but it isn't nice at all.
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>>27306335
/thread

ROASTIES BTFO
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>>27306225

>doesn't stretch if you fap

But it does.
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If the foreskin can be loosened with masturbation and sex, your nasty roastie can too.
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>>27305340
I grew up being so self conscious about my vagina because all of the girls in the locker room had roasties, so I assumed I was abnormal.
These threads make me feel so smug.
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Also, the vagina does not return to normal size after child birth, hence vaginal tightening surgeries.
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>just had arbys
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>>27310255
Kek, talk about fuckin toastie.
Being a roastie for women must be like being a manlet for men.
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>>27306225
>how come your hands aren't flabby?

Your hands are all bone and tendon, you cant stretch bones unless you break them first. I really cant stress enough how insanely idiotic the concept of stretching bones is, and how little you must know of anatomy to even suggest such a thing.

The vagina is made of soft tissue. Soft tissue is prone to flex, stretch, bruise, and tear, and when you damage soft tissue repetedly over long periods of time it's not going to jump back to looking fresh and new, no part of your body is immune to abuse.
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>>27306437

Is it just me, or does she look like a spray tanned Mystery?
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>>27306067
>retarded whore gets btfo
>starts screaming like a child resorting to shaming tactics
top kek

Someone post the "arguing with holes" picture.
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>>27305498
I found Carl
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what do medical doctors say about this?
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>>27306227
AHAHAHA YOU PATHETIC WHORE

when you can't sleep tonight knowing what a used up whore you are go post on r*ddit or facebook about the misogyny you've experienced, you will have lots of beta cucks and deluded whores just like yourself come to validate you
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>>27310383
Gaining muscle by lifting is basically stretching and breaking your muscles over and over again.
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>>27306082
this should be spread more

dumb fucking roasties needs to get told
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>>27305397
Literally no one uses grays anymore
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Late to the thread, but glad it's here.

Believe it or not, had a date with a cute girl the other night, and she even came back with me and wanted to have sex.

Unfortunately, she was a roastie. Her vagina was tight but her labia were huge. It also didn't help that she hadn't shaved in maybe a month. The whole experience was a huge turn-off. It almost felt like an elephant in the room that needed to be addressed.
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>doesn't stretch from how much sex you have
>tightness is only when she is not aroused, goy!

this shit may shame a cuck or normalfaggot into believing it, but I have masturbated to so much degenerate shit that I know it's a lie.
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>>27308743
>1934+82
>believing the roastie meme
you spend too much time on this board
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>>27305394
>innies > arbys
I giggled
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>>27305765
Yeah, and we don't want to continue those nasty genes.
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>>27311628
That's fine.
Are you listening?
It's fine if you don't like it.
It's fine to talk about that you don't like it.

It's just not true that they are a sign of slutyness
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>>27309770
Do you think it would have bothered you at all if you would not have seen a tausend porn pussys before that?

You know it wouldn't.
You would have enjoyed having sex way more if your brain wouldn't compare it with perfectly lighted make up vaginas.

You're not the problem here.
And she is not problem ether.

Society is the problem
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>>27305394
The Labia is dark because the woman has had kids.
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>>27306024
it just needs to be legal to hit a woman for any reason

women constantly in fear of their lives wouldn't have time to act retarded
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>>27310817
http://www.mckinley.illinois.edu/handouts/vaginal_penetration/vaginal_penetration.html
Doctors say you can stretch out your vagoo even with gentle masturbation. Imagine what happens when you have trains run on you every Friday night.
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>>27312420
You realize that this a mental not a physical problem?

You supposed to get used to your to your body and it's funktions.

But you can actually stretch your muscels.
By giving birth or by using Hugh objects.
Dicks are not Hugh objects btw
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>>27306067
Kek, roastie.
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