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>be me
>decide to see The Force Awakens in theater again
>book my ticket for an autism friendly screening because a friend who works at the cinema said they're always empty
>excited af to finally watch the film on my own
>sit in center seat, nobody has come in
>might even fap
>everyone thinks i'm autistic anyway so if I got cauht on CCTV or something, I could just sperg out and leave
>previews about to finish when some autist and his carer come in
>think it will be fine, they'll go sit in the back or some shit
>the guy comes right up to me and sits down
>"hey buddy, this is going to be awesome"
>carer notices that i'm alone and offers to look after me too
>she sits the opposite side to me
>for the first 30 minutes I have to hear the kid talk about Star Wars trivia
>action starts kicking up a bit and he's making "whoa woweeee hahaaa zoooooOOOooop" noises all the time
>canthandlethis.wav
>say i'm going to toilet
>carer wants to take me but can't leave her actually autistic guy
>sneak back into screening and take a seat on the back row
>it's fapping time
>bout to bust when the carer fucking sees me
>these autism screenings have low level lights on so i wasn't exactly hidden
>can't stop the train now
>bust all over the seat in front of me
>carer tells me off but isn't totally in shock
>she makes me sit back with the autistic guy while she cleans my jizz up
>a certain character dies and the autistic kid start crying his eyes out
>carer comes rushing to console him with her jizz stained hands
>autist is mad that i'm not more upset and starts hitting me
>he's actually fucking buff
>dude makes my nose bleed
>carer used all her tissues to clean my cum
>sit in silence with bloody nose for rest of the movie
>MFW carer tells me to never go in public without professional assistance and gives me her number
>MFW I out tarded the retard