>tfw i'm lonely and i have absolutely no one to talk to and i'm a khv and i wanna have a qt robot bf but everyone on here hates women and tells me to get the fuck off their board ;_;
>>27304021
Is it wrong that I assume that all fembots are landwhales? Because that's the only way I can imagine a non-disabled adult woman being a khv
>roastie
Get the fuck off our board for the nth time already damn!
REEE! REEE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>27304021
Post pic and location and we will put our applications in.
>tfw would like to help but can't even talk to malebots
>haven't talked to a girl in so long I just presume it's harder
I feel you op.
>>27304021
>>27304197
I would teach you how to talk to people but I'm really busy at the moment and would probably disappear for days then think you misunderstood it to be me abandoning you then be too ashamed to come online again.
>>27304021
Do you have a Kik account
I tried talking to a women from here, even though I'm 22 and never had a female friend in my life i didn't find it exactly special. Different time zones, a message, and different hobbies and stuff.
Kind of put me off though knowing I'm just another chess piece and the questions i ask are not interesting and she is talking to 50 other people more interesting etc..
I just regurgitated the questions because what the hell am i going to talk about? Kawasaki's new 2016 line of motorcycles?
Why klitschko is my favorite boxer?
bad bait
though it will prove it perfectly why women cant be bots
>>27304275
women can only be lonely by choice
so they are in fact robots
>>27304021
>everyone on here hates women and tells me to get the fuck off their board ;_;
>LOLCOWFARM
that's where you belong, but you are not actually a female so yeah, kys
add my Skype
ilovemxe
original comment
>>27304021
Do you live in the UK?
I hope everyone who participates in these threads dies horribly.
>>27305406
that includes you.
See you on the other side.
>>27304021
>qt robot bf
>qt
Kill yourself, you should be bumping uglies with the other uglies, ugo.
>>27304021
So why come to the board in the first place? Doesn't make sense. Why go to place that insults you directly.
>>27304270
I prefer Izod myself. But you do you friend.
>>27305474
>I prefer Izod myself. But you do you friend.
what am i reading
>>27304240
I know how to talk to people I just have social phobia.
i probably just scared away another chance at a good relation between me and another human being by rambling too much
but i know i shouldn't hold my breath, the fall wouldn't be a long way downwhen you're used to loneliness there's nothing to lose, right?
>>27304021
You sound like my gf before she met me.
Unfortunately I wouldn't advise you to look here despite my successes considering only 2% of all male posters here are nice like me.
>>27305666
Satan trips, that settles it, doesn't it? Back to seclusion.Why do I try? Why do I try at all? Any hope or attempt at changing my life just makes it harder to achieve inner peace at the fact that I'm never going to have any truly meaningful relationships in my life outside of family. Please someone come strangle me softly until I die.
>>27305728
IDK pham, maybe you should kill yourself?
>>27305760
nah
kill my ego and go live a monastic life in Nepal, maybep-p-paaaaranoia, muh very best friend. >tfw when your immediate reaction to this post is that it's the person you're talking to >trying to make you sadder so that you'll need them more >so they'll win the achievement of cheering you up
>>27304021
asl?
ori hurr durr comment
>tfw no husbando to princess carry me and take care of me forever
>>27307288
>tfw faggots shitpost with worst girl
>>27305671
ahaahahAHAHAHAHAH how can be you so cringe, jesus christ man
>>27307288
Do, do you only want a husbando to do that for you? Im not sure abt princess carrying but I know for a fact I'm strong enough to give you piggyback rides
>Tfw will never have to deal with the mentally unstable cunts and traps on /r9k/ to get fresh easy pussy
Who here /Chad/?
>>27307288
>>27308288
>tfw no two qt twin-dubs gfs to princess carry
why even lift
>>27305728
Where at will strangle for 5k and get rid of your corpse.