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If there was a hypothetical penis enlargement treatment that
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If there was a hypothetical penis enlargement treatment that was <$5k and could give you any size you wanted.

>BUT

Made it difficult or impossible for you to cum normally (you can still get hard, but have less sensation)

Would you do it?
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>>27303697

no but that is a delicious looking cock.
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As a microdick i dont really get a lot of good feeling so yes
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>>27303697
I want that cock in my mouth
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Not enough experience with my average size to determine whether or not it's adequate for sex, so at this moment I definitely would not do it as it'd be silly of me to go for a penis enlargement to whatever size solely based on porn dicks often being bigger than mine (as well as shot from a favourable angle) and/or based on bait threads talking about how 12" inches is mandatory for a woman to feel anything.

I don't have premature ejaculation issues either, and if I want to last longer I can simply fap a day before sex (or even that same day if needed), so I'll pass on fucking up my sensation under a yet-to-be-determined bold assumption of being inadequate in size.

Only reasons someone would want it is if they genuinely have a micropenis (or monster-size) or close to it, have serious premature ejaculation issues they can't get rid of by other means, are only interested in sizequeens regardless of getting less sensation themselves, or they just want a penis of incredible size for bragging rights rather than practical uses.
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>>27303697
I would've done it when I was younger, I'm too old for it to matter now.
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Do they offer penis shrinking treatment?
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>>27303697
Probably yes. I like edging more than cumming anyway.
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>>27303697
why should i?
no one will see my dick anyway.
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Why would a trade a part of me made to pleasure myself just so I can please some used up roastie that can't even tell 6 from 8 inches?
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>>27304202
Same, f4m. What's your record? Mines is 4 hours
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Nope. No thanks.
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>>27304371
You can still do butt stuff senpai
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>>27305274
>get a huge dick
>have to bottom just to get off

Why not just keep the one I have now so I can get off both ways if I want to?
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>>27303697
Absolutely yes.
4.5'' Just doesn't cut it

Although if impossible to cum normally, maybe not. If just difficult I'd roll with it.
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Fuck no. I want all the pleasure I can get.
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I would take away up to half pleasure just for an extra 2-3 inches length and 1-2 inches girth. No second guesses i would be stoked
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>>27303697
why in gods name would anyone do that? I don't give a shit about her pleasure, im trying to get off. She can go break through her uterus with a bitch destroyer 5000 ribbed for her pleasure after im done but im not fucking up my capacity to cum just for roasties to think highly of me
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>>27306004
It's not about her pleasure, it's about having access to her pussy, which you won't get if you're a dicklet.

I've been denied plenty of times with my 4 incher, and it sucks almost as much when you can visibly tell she's not into it all and just waiting for you to nut and get off.
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>>27306589
Damn, that's brutal. Have you look at that surgical procedure where they cut some ligament which makes your dick slightly bigger (I think you gain an inch or some shit)?
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>>27306654
No sounds fucking terrible
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>>27306589
>I've been denied plenty of times with my 4 incher, and it sucks almost as much when you can visibly tell she's not into it all and just waiting for you to nut and get off.
Greentext stories? I've heard that women don't care once you get hot and heavy but I've always suspected they just say that to soothe guy's egos.
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>>27306720
It's fairly safe compared to other penis enlargement surgeries. A lot of pornstars have had it done. You can easily spot it on them because their dicks droop down and swing around, even when fully hard
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>any size I wanted
>190000222^2222^233 light year dick
>move a bit to the left
>slice through the center of the universe
>mfw
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>>27306743
Can count the number of times I've gotten close on one hand. The first time I got close I was straight up rejected. The whole women laughing thing is probably a meme, she was just disappointed she had invested in a night that wasn't going to pay off. The time after that I couldn't get it hard because I had had too much to drink and because I was too anxious, which is embarassing because my dick is normaly <2in flaccid, and the cold basically made it retract into my body to the point where she was trying to suck on a literal nub to get it hard, but it was softer than its ever been. Third time I managed to get it in, but the girl was so not into it that I stopped after a couple minutes. Last time girl made up some excuse and went to sleep instead
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>>27306820
>has had a woman suck on his nub

Why are you on this board, normie?
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>>27306820
What's your girth? Are you uncut?
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>>27306873
4x4 yes cut
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>>27306908
How are you getting all these girls? Bars?
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>>27303697
No. I intend to have children and they shouldn't suffer from small dicks.
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>>27306958
Tindr, which works if you're not ugly
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>>27306816
>Move one feet too far.
>black hole is sucking on the tip of my dick
>unloading a huge amount of semen so the black hole turns white
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