I need your help robots. I have a writing conference with a teacher today about an essay I haven't even started yet. No time to do it today. How do I get out of this mess?
What's the essay on fampai
Oh, also, I'm not 3301, I've just been trying to figure it out and have gotten nowhere with anything
Take some blank paper and tell her you accidentally used white ink
And it's on a book we read
What is the book?
The reason I am asking is you can plagarize a paper, make it worse or incomplete and show that as your progress
If she's just going over it for notes she won't check it for plagiarism so you can just plagarize
Idk, I just feel so awful doing that though...
>>27303677
Okay. What's your idea then?
If you cheat you'll likely get caught
Either make time to put something together or own up to your own error
I don't have one...
What I really need is a way to get out of the conference, but I already postponed it, so I'm going to need something really believable...
Attack your teacher and beat him up, you'll have time to finish the essay while he's in a coma.
>>27303714
Say you were raped
Nobody wants to fail a rape victim
>>27303714
If you already procrastinated I doubt you will start it before you get the next meeting. The thing about having half a plagarized essay is it's a starting off point. Show it to them and they'll give suggestions on how to make it better.
Just write as if you're shitposting in here
let your mind wander