I don't believe that you're really a virgin, anon.
EVERYONE can get laid now that tinder exists.
>>27303516
I don't want to get laid.
I prefer fapping to lewd shit in the comfort of my basement
I have Tinder. I'm getting matches no idea what to say to get laid. I don't get it.
>>27303516
don't you need a facebook account with >= 50 friends before tinder will let you on?
I don't have that
>>27303656
Haha everyone has facebook, anon.
>>27304382
I have one. I just have all of like fifteen friends. I'm pretty sure there's a minimum for tinder and that I'm below it
>>27304390
>even tinder has standards that exclude you
LOL WHAT A FUCKING KEK LMAO
Well I didn't
Also I don't think tinder works in my country
I haven't tried Tinder because I don't like that it requires Facebook and I don't like taking pictures of myself.
>>27303516
23, a virgin AND i do have a tinder acc HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
....what am i doing with my life seriously
>>27304687
Trying to make the best out of it?
>>27303656
Just make a crap load of fake ones to befriend your main.
I actually lost my virginity yesterday using craigslist, she was chubby, but I did it. You can do it, just decide to actually try
>>27304756
How as it? Pleas describe the experience.
>>27304382
O-of c-course...
>>27304777
Awkward as fuck, parked outside, called her and spoke to her for the first time and went to her room.
We sat on her bed just making small talk then we were both wondering how to go about it (she was a virgin too and just wanted to lose it like me). We decided to kiss for abit, which was another first for me. I fingered her for a bit always wondering if I was doing it wrong. She jerked me for abit and sucked my dick. After a while we decided to just fuck, I put a condom on and got on top and stuck it in. Only lasted like 5minutes the first time. We watched Superbad for a bit then fucked again, her ontop.
It was difficult to cum the second time.
>>27304712
Can't really say that though.
Eh probably 5-10 years more if i am still a kissless, fuckless virgin. I'll go to a random monastery in himalaya and became a monk.
What do I say?
Not what's up.
>>27304888
>virgin mobile
>>27304869
did u fall in love
>>27304888
"top 5 films? I'll judge whether you're pleb or not"
>>27304888
"What do you mean by singing haha?"
"Can i be your pet and please kiss me before you sleep?"
>>27304888
"Come here and let me shoot one in ur ass"
>>27304920
Of course not, I don't know if I will ever even speak to her again
>>27304888
Wanna smash?
Is the most popular thing to say
>Wake up
>Get a match on Tinder
>Send compliment on her looks
>No reply
Every
Fucking
Time
>>27304905
The company connected with me somehow. What can I say?
>>27304958
Is that what people really say?
>>27305015
Women don't like being complimented they want to be teased.
>>27305061
Works fine if you are a 9/10
>>27305061
A depressing read
http://www.girlsaskguys.com/sexual-behavior/a22977-girls-on-tinder-do-smash-a-lot
>>27305071
How would you do it? I have no clue.
>>27305076
>>27305111
It doesn't say about what worked for the people who did want a relationship
>>27305362
>tinder
>wanting a relationship
you're doing it wrong
>>27305362
>hypergamy
>relationships
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
>>27305466
Every other online dating site failed me and I don't get matched with anyone
>>27305487
try match.com?
>>27304888
>VIRGIN
original smug anime
