Who else /broke/ here?
>have like a dollar in loose change scattered around my room
>no food in the house
>seriously considering busking out on the street or something so I don't starve to death, but I'm scared of cops and territorial homeless people telling me to fuck off
you live in a country where you have access to internet.
there is a welfare program for you. sign the fuck up.
>>27302772
But you have internet access for shitposting
>inb4 get a job or die tryin
>>27302805
Because I'm technically a "student", they won't give me food stamps unless I get a job.
>you have no reliable income? guess you don't need to eat either
>>27302828
My roommate pays for the internet and I tell him each month that I'll pay my share once I get the money.
>I never will
>>27302847
steal your roomate's food
>>27302847
Use that free internet to get some work and earn money
>but I have no skill anon
Believe me you can earn without any skill
>>27302772
Where do you live? I can feed you some eggs, but you have to eat all of them.
Aren't there any foodbanks?
>>27302772
Well if you get really really hungry and cannot seem to get food, you could always dine and dash.
Just never go back to that restaurant.
I'm serious though. If it comes down to it, you gotta eat somehow.
>>27302871
Do I have to tell you what happened?
>>27302894
A fuck load of churches in Britain have basically converted into food banks. It's pretty sad.
>>27302871
Philly. Fill me with your eggs, anon.
>>27302894
The only one I've found is this Jewish one that's only open for a very small window of time.
>>27302898
Maybe that's a possibility, but I'm really afraid of jail. I can barely even bring myself to shoplift.
>>27302772
hey anon wanna make some ez cash?will pay for skype cam sessions
>>27302924
You wouldn't be in jail very long for a dine and dash, if at all.
Like I said, though, It'd be a last resort, and I'm sure you could find other ways to get food. If you're american, have you dried going to the department of human services and applying for food stamps? If you have no income, you can get up to around $200/month for food.
actual hunger is a pretty good motivator.
When you hit that threshold you'll find a job real quick.
>>27302932
I'm not that desperate right now, but give me a few more days and I'll be considering it.
>>27302984
Yeah, like I said they won't give me food stamps unless I'm working something like 20 hrs a week as long as I'm still technically enrolled in uni. Probably gonna get kicked out soon, so I just gotta make do for a few more months. Eventually I'm gonna get disability for muh schizophrenia, but it's a really long process. People in the hospital told me it took them a year or so.
>>27303023
aw shame
i wanted to fap to same straight guy degrading himself for me
oh well maybe next time
>>27302908
No. You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this.
>>27303037
Ill do anything for money straight 19yo here just tell me your skype and ill add you
>>27303238
why though?
why degrade yourself for some guy? kek
>>27303268
I just really need cash
>>27303273
damn hope he comes back then
i don't think im desperate enough for it yet
maybe you should try /soc/ or something? maybe even a new thread here
>>27303273
Just make a fake twitter and pretend to be a girl. I used to catfish idiots all the time and got free shit that way.
>>27303283
I dont really wanna raise too much attention with it even tough blackmailing is a big fetish of mine
>>27303305
Iam a really really bad liar and it sounds like it takes a load of time and dedication to do so
>>27303312
>blackmailing
you or someone else?
blackmail is pretty hot thoughi wanna blackmail a guy into chastity
>>27303331
Me being blackmailed it needs to be genuine as fuck tough with real danger involved
>>27302772
I got an $8400 tax return and won $5100 on a slot machine in the same week. I paid off my VISA and all my traffic tickets ($1800) and I am now free of the Jewish shackles of usury...
Feels good MAN
>>27302894
i want to go to a food bank in my area, but im afraid they wont give me anything. its a church btw. do you just walk in and ask for food? is it that simple?
>>27303370
Yeah, man. They won't turn down anyone, even if you show up in an Armani suit, a big top hat, and a monocle with three of your personal butlers to carry everything for you.
>>27303450
being poor sucks pham, good thing i enlisted into the army, atleast i will be getting free food
I'm broke but that's not why I am here, I am here to post this really funny picture
>>27303695
good picture famalams
