>tfw just said "kek" in a text to a girl
WELP
i hope this is bait and not reality
>>27302611
>lol*
Or something like that
>>27302637
THIS
QUICKLY
>>27302617
its not, think about where you are
just say *lol
or something
it looks like a typo dumbass
>caring
This is why you are a betacuck.
>>27302611
Why not just be honest about it if she asks? Say you picked it up from some online forums you visit, it's not that weird.
>>27302648
now i'm afraid
>>27302637
it would make more sense to say *Lel, due to the fact that O and E are nowhere near each other on the keyboard, but even that is beyond autism
>>27302659
>online forums
>kek
>not weird
>>27302667
yeah instead you should say
>*cock
>talking to hardbody qt online
>she's lightyears out of my league but for some reason is happy to talk to me for hours
>say kek
>she replies "praise lord kek"
>I reply "his meme magic will flow"
>our power levels are revealed
>she starts linking me to /pol/ threads
>now she's trying to help me get swole
>"get swole anon, and we can do what the white race needs."
Two months ago I was a deadbeat robot with no hope.
Now I'm a man on a mission from God.
Deus Vult!
>>27302690
not that your story is real but its_a_man_baby.jpeg
>>27302678
"IT MEANS 'LOL' IN ORC SPEAK LOL, JUST A HABBIT I PICKED UP"
has anyone ever accidentally spouted a meme irl? Ive actually said "kek" irl before, so really you're situation isnt that bad op
>>27302700
>its_a_man_baby
If so, he must have amazing technology from the future that allows him to fake webcam footage in real time.
>>27302721
well which one of us got dubs huh?
yeah i thought so
>>27302611
Anon I got my dick wet after I had to explain the concept of wizardom and how to become a wizard
don't lose hope
>>27302678
It's really not m8. You don't have to mention 4chan or your pepe collection. She probably knows he spends a lot of time on the computer anyway.
>>27302727
dubs don't mean shit nigga
>Meet girl on OKC
>Chat for a few days
>Conversation going in the direction of exchanging pics
>Send dick pic
>No response
That happened three days ago. Kill me.
>>27302750
sounds like the talk of a man whos posts have 8 dissimilar numbers in them
>>27302764
>dick pic
Unless she sent you nudes, you're retarded.
>>27302721
>he must have amazing technology from the future that allows him to fake webcam footage in real time.
I have a video that could ruin your day, but I saw it way too long ago to find it now.
>>27302766
sounds like the words of a deadbeat robot with no hope
>>27302808
why exactly do you say that?
>>27302784
We were talking about those things. Apparently she normally likes them.
>tfw still managed to fug a girl after she found half a dozen piss bottles and a really crusty jizz rag while cleaning my room
>>27302852
How? Was she a troll or are you amazingly hot?
just sct like nothing happened. if she asks what kek is, say you meant to say heh instead of lol or lel like these autists are suggesting.
>>27302922
Neither, I'm a fat NEET and she was 6.5/10
I laughed really hard when she asked why I had apple juice in Gatorade bottles and a stiff rag, then explained what they were. She was grossed out but I told her every guy has piss bottles and jizz rags in his room. Fortunately she was inexperienced with guys so she bought it. Laughing about it helped too, if I sperged out that would have freaked her out and ruined my chances.
I-its only an NPC from runescape, I swear!
>>27302974
She must have been pretty fucking stupid. And I hope you still don't have the cum rags and piss bottles.
>>27303000
this. trips tell the truth
>>27303111
double trips=double truth
>>27302667
then say 'lol* sorry forgot horde characters cant speak to alliance'
>>27302678
Normies picked up kek a while ago. It's not weird it all.
