/r9k/, I'm curious to know who you'd choose to do what to in the Kill/Fuck/Marry game, and why you chose who you did. Your three options being Lara Croft, Princess Peach, and Chun Li.
bed chun li, wed lara, behead peach
li got dem thighs
lara is a "strong independent" female
peach is an attention-whore who cucks mario on the reg
>>27301012
Fuck Chun Li
>wouldn't want to marry a non white
Marry Lara
>Amazing body and accent
Kill Peach.
>She's a bitch for fucking over Mario for decades. She put him through hell for the pussy.
>>27301051
Chun Li? More liek Chun Ki lololololololol
Kill Lara Croft
Fuck Chun Li
Marry Peach
>>27301012
Marry Chun Li
couldn't care less about the rest
Fuck chun li
Marry Lara
Kill peach
I've always wanted to fuck an Asian
If you marry sex is 99.9% of the time going to happen
Peach is a fucking annoying whore and I honestly cannot enjoy Mario because of her
Marry chin li
Kill princess peach and fuck Laura croft
Kill Lara Croft
>She's a crazy bitch and would probably try to kill me anyways based on the delusion that I am in some way obstructing her path to an artifact
Fuck Peach
>Because she seems like a good lay (otherwise why would Mario keep rescuing the bitch) but I don't have the time or money to keep getting her rescued
Marry Chun Li
>Full Package: In shape and would probably get my ass off the couch. Plus dem thighs, and Asians don't age until they hit like sixty. Also good homestead protector.
Kill: Lara Croft
She's hot but that's about it. Not enough value.
Fuck: Chun-Li
Dat ass, them thighs. Basically beat out Lara Croft in how much I want to fuck her.
Marry: Peach
Literally give to live like a King. Why would you not choose Peach?
>>27301516
>wanting to be king of the mushroom kingdom
>being at constant war with turtles armed with guns, flaming whips, car-sized robots with sharp teeth, weaponized plants, ghosts, reality-altering paintbrushes, sentient boulders, the undead, pirate ships, and more?
>having your army being composed of mushroom-hat-donned midgets who cower in fear
>this sounds like a good idea to you
also, marrying used goods... baka
wed: Chun Li
bed: Lara Croft
behead: Peach, easily
>>27301516
>giving up the perfect woman like chun li
>being a complete whore instead
no thanks
>>27301012
Princess Peach is literally useless, so off with her head. Flip a coin for who to fuck and who to marry: they're both liable to get themselves in short order anyway. Dangerous fucking professions.
For Peach and only Peach I would.
1. Wed
2. Behead
3. Bed
In that order.
