>you will ALWAYS have a beta name
>>27300702
Special snowflake name are even worse.
>>27300702
What is your first name, OP?
>>27300780
Spencer
>>27300702
fuck you op Dongus is an alpha as fuck name
>>27300702
You are aware you can legally change your name right?
>>27300789
Spencer is okay.
It could be worse.
Mine's Hayden. I feel like it's just an alternate spelling for "faggot."
>>27300702
>Luigi
>Not even italian
>People always saying "Hey where's mario"
JUST STOP
>>27300702
>beta name
no such thing
>>27301988
>Luigi
>Not even italian
What the-
>>27300702
But my name isn't beta...
At least it isn't Leslie or something.
>>27302461
Sure thing, Jesse
>>27301988
hey hehe wh- hehehehe where's heh where's mario, Luigi ;)
Is Sean /Alpha or Beta/?
>>27301988
best meme parents maybe?
>>27300702
Yep, Thomas
>forever crazy villain or weird tech guy
>>27300702
You can change your name, you can't change your autism
Evan is a pretty beta name but I think it's kinda' cute at least
>>27303323
It's neither. One of those names that can go either way depending on the person.
>>27303346
Just shorten to Tom and you're good to go.
>tfw literally named chad
>tfw can't live up to name expectations
What do you think of Matthew?
Most Chad Names:
Chad (obv)
Brad
William
George
>Foreign spelling of a common beta name
Could be worse, OP
Rob is kinda a chad name
It's too bad I don't go by it and instead stick with my cute nickname.
>>27301708
Brayden here, I know that feel
>>27300702
>tfw hispanic
>named after our lord and saviour Jesus christ
how fucking beta is that?
>>27300702
>parents, Gaylord and Maryland, named me (a boy) Lacey
>sister called her kids Bella and Edward after being obsessed with twilight, then George after the royal baby
>brothers nickname isn't Bob, that's his literal name
>Grandfather is called Gaylord
>Cousins Oliver and Olive
What should I name my future child? I want to carry on the family tradition of shit names.
>>27303909
All the Matthews I've known were chads. You're good.
>>27300702
Ben
Ben the clown
>Ben the clown who isnt funny.
>>27303925
Lemme guess, Kristian?
>>27304107
Having a short-form/nickname as your actual given name is just fucking awful. I used to go to school with two girls called Meg and Maddie (not related). They both had pretty rich parents, which makes me wonder why they would be given such trashy names.
>>27303918
Nah, everyone William I've ever considered is a complete autist.
The rest are spot on tho.
Who else here /rory/? Don't mind it tbqhf
>>27301988
>named Mauricio
>50% of the people I know call me Mario for short
>>27300702
>parents were a bunch of surfers in cali
>named me Wyat
>look nothing like a fucking Wyat
I hate my name.
>tfw have one of the top 10 most common first names
>tfw also have one of the most common surnames, sharing it with almost 100 million people
My entire life has always been just average, too. It really convinces me that I'm predetermined to be mediocre as much as possible.
my name is khamis, (ha-mee-s). it means Thursday in Arabic.
I like my name and my nickname (Thursday )but Introductions fucking suck
>>27304181
no, I'm not even going to say it here because it's too beta
>>27304317
I know a guy named Wyatt in real life and he's the perfect definition of a faggot beta if I ever saw one.
>>27304408
Dude, I'd fucking love to be friends with a guy named Thursday.
>>27303918
Thad
Brock
If you have a biblical name you're a cuck, real European names are the only choice for your child.
Alexander is a bretty good name. I don't feel like it's too beta.
>>27304355
Hey John Smith
>>27303918
william and george are beta posh kid names
>>27304657
It is if you let anyone shorten it. Alex is a girl's name, doubly so Lex.
>>27300702
>tfw you've never met a Joel in person before
>>27304355
are you chinese or something?
Julian
??Alpha or beta??
My name's Raymon
Thoughts on Trent?
>>27304107
For girls
Hortense
Gertrude
Taffy
For boys
Dick
Hyman
Corky
Believe it or not I actually like these names but they're so outdated and odd sounding.
Your kids will have so much hipster cred honestly if you give them these names.
>>27304408
Dude that's pretty awesome.
Has anyone ever called you "Thirsty" though? Because I'd be fucking pissed if someone called me that...about as beta as it gets...
Benaris here
Thoughts on Katina? Her parents are Greek immigrants. She's beautiful but doesn't know I exist hnggghhhhh.
>>27304727
Id say alpha. Generally there are no "alpha" or "beta" names tho, but there are more or less aesthetic names.
>>27304817
That's a Dominican nigger name tbqh famalam, lo siento.
>>27304829
Beautiful. Her given name must be Katerina or Ekaterina or some such, but Murica fags can't stomach that many syllables beyond Jessica, Ashley, or some such half-breed white names.
That whole name concept really depends on the country you're living in.
Where I'm living people would probably ruse you if your name was Chad or Brad or whatever american alpha name. Simply because it's completely unusual here.
>>27304844
Absolutely wrong but you were quite creative.
I'll give your comment a 5/7
>>27304355
muhammadremove kebab
>>27303918
Nah m8 its
Chad
Brad
Tyler
Blake
>>27303918
William here. Still Chad if I go by Will?
>>27304107
do you live in a trail?
Hey guys can you rateSamuel?
>>27304172
>mfw I'm called Matt
Life's good senpai
Is Arthur alpha or beta?
>>27304261
I know an actual full on autisto called Rory
>>27301988
Nice of the princess to invit us over for a picnic, gay luigi?
>>27305462
3/10 would get tested for autism
>>27305462
Sam's a solid name. You're good.
Is Max beta or alpha? And what about Maximilian?
Hi my name is Chip
My name is Tim is that beta?
>>27300702
My name is Jacob
And hitler did nothing wrong
>>27305549
>>27305563
Pretty normie.
>Peter
No strong feelings either way. Pretty cookie-cutter Christian name.
>>27305569
Jacob master race reporting in
I'm happy with my bog standard Tom, it's not a Chad name but it's far from beta as well
>>27305506
Alpha desu desu senpai
>>27301708
Hayden is like Haydn, and Papa Hadyn is a top tier composer tbqhwyfam
Is Damien a beta name?
>daily reminder that if your name is brandon you have no excuse not to be chad
>>27305774
if that's your name it is
>biracial
>Hispanic last name
>Gutierrez
>auburn hair
>green/blue eyes
>light skin
>as soon as normies hear my last name they automatically see me as predominetly mexishit
I belong to no race REEEEEEEEE
>>27300702
my name neams ''man of his land'' in my language
cant complain
>tfw Angus
I'm not even scottish
Who /Harry/ here?
>>27306574
>oh hey landman how's it hanging?
>>27300702
Why? If you don't like your name you can legally change it.
>>27306641
>being the guy who changed his name because he was too insecure
That's even worse.
>>27306658
There's nothing wrong with changing your name or any aspect of yourself if you don't like it. What's more insecure is keeping a name you hate because you're scared of being "that guy" (read: guy too afraid to take charge of his own life because he's scared of how people will react to him).
Andrew -
The word is derived from the Greek: Andreas, itself related to Ancient Greek: aner/andros, "man" (as opposed to "woman"), thus meaning "manly" and, as consequence, "strong", "courageous", and "warrior".
>>27300702
My name is Elliot, do not talk to me about beta names.
My name is Leigh but people always misspell it as Lee. Really pisses me off.
>>27305617
a fellow Jacob I see..
(((Jacob))) when you're working at Goldman Sachs; Jake when you're kicking back with a few shiksas in the bar.
I know a guy called Zoobe
>Cesar
>"HEY do you like Caesar salad?!! :^)))"
>"LOOK! Cesar's having a SEIZURE"
>"Hey dude, are you the real Little Caesar?"
>>27303918
Kyle
Tyler
>>27301679
I remember that thread, dingus
>>27306871
Cesar was the emperor of rome and your saying its a beta name?
>>27304258
The first guy named Will I recall was some fat fuck wigger I sold oregenno to when he thought it was weed for $20 so that might be true.
>>27303918
Can confirm, a William cucked me once
Is Justin a good name?
Is Daniel ok?original comment
>>27306995
My mom's husbando is named Will. And he's literally a giant vagina.
How about William? Or will? Is that /alpha or /beta
Saying desu to be orignaly
>>27306871
Are you this Ceaser?
>>27307070
he's still fucking your mom
>>27302790
hey thats my name
>>27300702
>>27300789
Thats nothing. Try having a female name as a male. I dont know what my parents were thinking.
>>27307478
You should go by some nickname, lots of normies go by stupid shit like T-dog. Or Bone. AJ. Or whatever. It doesn't have to make sense really.
>>27307478
>""""""""men"""""""""" named Kelly, Courtney, Stacy, or marion
>tfw my name is literally chad
what's the point. I'm a disappointment
>tfw my name is pepe
>>27301988
>luigi
top fucking kek
>Hi, I'm Philip
>Hi, I'm Phil
>Hi why the fuck did they name me this
>>27307586
I keep on seeing this """""bullshit""""" all over 4chan recently. Is it some sort of newfangled ironic shitposting style?
>>27307741
It seems like an even more exaggerated
>implication
Stupid desu
No other Jareds around? I was named after Jarrod Barkley, but now everyone just thinks of that pedo when I tell them my name
Ive only met like 3 other marks my entire life
I like my name but my last name is one of those long hard-to-pronouce ones
my name is an american state. the last one you would expect too. not even american i dont understand
>>27308047
It's Virginia, right?
>>27308093
Utah
oc
>>27304107
Jesus Christ man, your entire family needs to be beaten with a garden hose
I have the specialist snowflake name.
>italian american
>faggot italyboo pasrents give me annoying italian name
thanks, shitstains. i literally hate real italians and italy, too.
>>27300702
>Richard
>cant live up to name meaning
Not good manatleast i live in country where no one knows the short version - Dick
>>27308155
How many autistic girls have fallen for you?
>>27305870
Yes I do, my shitty personality is a pretty good reason
I'm a Daniel, fucking hate having a biblical name tbqh
>>27308276
4 or 5. most people say my name is cool but i can see through it and just know they think im autistic
>>27308311
Biblical names are good though
>>27307637
I wish my first name was pepe.
>tfw your name boarders on the special snowflake side of things while still just being a regular name
I'll either be really famous or a loser nobody.
>Chad-ish name
>Robot everything else
How bad is the name Ian?
It's such a bitch name. Vowel to consonant ratio is terrible. fml.
Is Kieran a shit name? I've never met another one.
>>27308593
is good name
Morgan(male). The fuck were my parents thinking.
>>27308593
>Ian
I hate my name to anon
>>27301679
>>27306982
All hail Dongus
Never met anyone else named Norman that isn't in a nursing home. Its weird growing up with an old man's name
>>27301988
>Luigi
Oh my God that's painful.
![cugpo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DNiBJPv.jpg "cugpo[1].jpg")
>tfw alpha as fuck name
>people always ask how to pronounce it, what it means. explain to them who exactly ireland's biggest badass was and how I'm named after him
>no one ever uses my full name and just calls me "lain" which sounds like a girl's name
JFMSU
>>27309084
It makes me think of the way some people pronounce the word "ants".
Like
EEEants.
Or like with "hands"
"Make sure to wash your hEEEEands"
>Name is Will
Is it an alpha male lads?
My name is Gabriel, every girl I met calls me Gabe.
My closest friends call me Gabby; should I kill myself already.
I can't tell what's wrong with any of these names.
I would readily name my sons Norman, Thomas or Edward.
I guess I'm European, and liking white things is taboo in the states? You guys must be Americans with a huge amount of guilt for not being a lip smacking nigger.
>>27303346
Fellow Thomas here. Feels good.
>>27309395
It's all over the spectrum.
>>27309368
This feel is to strong right now, people always said "i-an". It was so annoying
Just change it to something like Bobby Axelrod
>you will always have a biblical name
Jesus here, FML
Marcus Augustus
>notevenjokingfamilia.mp3
>>27309559
What's wrong with Jesus?
Pretty much the only bearable guy in the Bible.
>>27309590
Your Dad has great taste
Obviously your mother didn't pick it because women are fucking plebs
>>27309590
Alpha as fuck
10/10
>>27308237
You should be proud of your Roman ancestry.
>>27301988
Hey where's mario?
>>27309689
>italian-yanks
>roman
They lost that privilege when they fucked off to America
Gatlin.
Fucking snowflake names, man.
My name is Ivan.
I don't even know if it's a beta name or not.
>tfw people think they're clever for making Ivan the Terrible jokes.
>Zoltan
aside from the occasional person who references this movie, people seem to like my name
>>27309614
bible?
sorry im not into fiction
>>27309897
>not into fiction
Why the fuck do you read then?
Michael reporting in. Am I alpha or beta
>>27309992
being named Michael makes you neither
>choose your own destiny
>>27309947
non-fiction?
Stupid fucking question
>>27300702
My name is Maximus.
Is that Chad?
What about Jonathan?
Yochanon from hebrew
>>27310210
Everything is fiction
>>27310254
that makes you black
>>27309897
e u p h o r i c
bllox blo
Jimmy, not me but how about it?
>>27310345
Friendly class clown. Girls enjoy your company but doesnt find you sexually intimidating.
>>27304172
Not him but I'm as far from chad as possible.
My name is "Napoleon De Sousa III"
I am from Spain. Please rate.
>>27304689
>be me
>be a guy
>my name is Alex
>"no, it's not short for Alexander, it's JUST Alex."
;_;
>>27304689
Alex is male name, while Alexis is feminine form.
Im David. Beta name or nah?
Duncan
>>27307741
>faggot named Kelly or Ashley detected
>>27303603
hey I'm Evan fuck off
How beta or alpha is Ryan.
>>27306595
haha do you have beef with the scots
>>27306629
make sure to say hi landman to the highland man above ahaha
>>27304852
Ashley is such a beautiful name
Is Andrew a beta name? Because I want to shorten it to just Drew.
>>27303603
I don't even know how to feel about it, I feel like a trap
Bella is a nice name though
Kalon
My middle name is Daniel, my parents asked if I wanted to change my name to my middle name and I said nah it's alright. Why did I say that, I fucking hate my name.
>>27300702
Alejandro
>people used to sing the lady gaga song everytime I walked by
>had no friends
>still no friends due to shit social skills
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27300702
>Courtney
>Everybody you ever meet: Isn't that a girl's name
Fuck this shit.
>>27300702
My name seems pretty high-status.
Keith reporting in
My name is Duncan and sometimes my uncle calls me beta in normie words
>>27309473
I don't mind being named Norman, it's just odd that nobody outside of the Great Depression has this name
>>27300702
Sean
Everyone either misspells it Shawn or pronounces it seen.
That's litterally my name but I have a slightly more modern version.
Is Frank a beta name?
This comment is not original apparently
I am the only person with my name in the entire world it's so retarded and nobody can pronounce it or spell it right why did my mother curse me like this
>>27311743
Doesn't sound it to me, sounds powerful even.
>>27300702
i love you op get well soion
