>oh glad you can show anon. I hope you don't mind, but i couldn't find a babysitter and brought my kid along
>>27300298
That's alright! At least it isn't a baboonlet!
oh, I didn't this was gonna be threeway.
>Say hi, Charlie! This is anon!
>He's going to be your new daddy
It would be a privilege to raise Chad's kid.
>>27300298
Fuck her, string her along for awhile, then bail before it gets too serious. Easy
Can you support my neet life? I can be your son's dad if that's the case.
>>27300367
Fucking kek, you bastard
>>27300298
>>27300380
>implying I'm not getting into her panties twice or thrice and cutting contact completely
>>27300422
could you really give up that phat white ass so readily doe?
>say hi to anon. he's a friend of mommy
>>27300380
>9 months later, charlie drowns in the pool
>meanwhile, stacy is giving birth to my child
>>27300298
with an ass like that, I'd put another kid in her within the month
>>27300516
dat face tho
gum smile can really ruin most people's faces
>>27300543
omg, now I noticed the gum smile.
2/10 would not bang
>>27300298
>n-no problem honey, you are my wife after all...
![jennifergarnerlipinjections[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FIWrmMs.jpg "jennifergarnerlipinjections[1].jpg")
>>27300543
They should get surgery or get killed.
>>27300485
hijak could you please teach me how to drown a child and get away with it?
>>27300485
Lions do this so they don't raise offspring that isn't theirs.
Why can't people?
>>27300704
>throw kid into deep end of pool
>go somewhere else
>"find" the body later, act distressed
>"He must have fell in when I wasn't paying attention abloobloobloo"
Aw sweet! Let's build a pillow/cardboard box fortress infront of the TV! We can put the mattresses in it too! Let's go pal!
>shoo kiddo in
>whisper to qt "and il fuck you in it later"
>>27300380
Biggest red flag. If a woman ever says this to you, drop her like a hot potato.
>>27300298
Great, can I fuck him too?
>>27300737
>turns out charlie is a good swimmer
>tells stacy you tried to kill him
>>27300737
>the year is 2016
>cameras everywhere
>you get caught
>be damn sure stacy isnt gonna give you a blowjob for at least a week
>>27300298
If her husband is dead and is a war vet or some shit I'd have no issue raisin' that boy.
>>27300927
Just convince her to put the kid up for adoption.
The one time I dated a single mother, within I convinced her to put her kid up for adoption if she wanted to be with me. She did and I dropped her 4 months later when I got bored. Not my problem.
>>27300913
Not if you tied the weights well enough around his legs.
>>27301005
>apparently, he taped his hands behind his back and tied his feet to cinder blocks before he jumped in
>kids do the strangest things, honey
>>27300298
>small waist
>big ass
>meaty thighs
high test jackpot
>that body
>dem aryan genes
i don't give a fuck. i'd do it. the kid is young enough that you could even raise him right.
>>27300298
>Kid grows up
>Tell him I fucked his mum
>>27300298
put on some clothes you degenerate, you're a parent you need to dress modestly
>>27301059
>gum smile
butterface jackpot
>>27300298
It's no problem at all, I know you're still struggling since your husband died. If you ever need anything don't hesitate to ask, Hope you do good in your interview, what time do you think you'll be back home, I have to get up early tomorrow so make sure you're quit when you slip into our bed.
>>27300380
had something like this happen once. i was helping out a family that lived down the street. the grandma was old and could barley walk. her daughter was a meth addict with a kid. i would help out around the house and talk to her for a while. one day they're in their room but i can hear them.grandma's telling her she need to find a father figure for the kid. daughter agrees. grandma suggests me as an option, but daughter says yeah but i was too you (18 at the time, she was late 30's). that was the day I learned women will settle for stability in the end after chad pumps and dumps them.
>>27300422
I want to say linger for exactly long enough to let chad jr form an attachment, then rip the little mongrels heart out by up and leaving. But the law is what it is and that length of time could easily be enough to let her get you on the hook
>>27300783somebody get hansen
>>27301128
>sloppy seconds
>instant beta provider status in her eyes
>kid will be raised to hate you because it's prime use is a weapon to be used against you
you'll be second place, in hers and the kids eyes to whoever pumped it into her
Yep, pleasing genetics sure do trump this failed cause
i would go full cuck for high grade aryan pussy. fuck your memes.
>>27300974
>war vet
>cucked by nationalism
>patriotically cucked
>"ask not what your wife can do for you, ask what you can do for wife and her lover"
>"four score and seven bulls ago"
>stick the kind infront of an xbox
>take her into the bedroom and slam
>never return her calls again
She'll get the message.
>>27300298
>>27300380
they look more like the sister of the child desu
