How do you even get a job?
>>27299999
fill out an application which includes lies
a lot of shit jobs don't really check for validity
WITH FUCKING QUINTS THAT'S HOW
>>27299999
>need experience to get a job
>can't get experience without first getting a job
fuq
also witnessed
>>27299999
Quints checked, fuck getting a job M8 NEET it out
>>27300036
I've never been so grateful
>>27299999
Nice quints.
Here is your (you)
>>27299999
one word OP, NEET
>>27299999
>Join military
>get out of military
>Try out being a NEET for 3 months
>first job i apply to gives me a phone interview. got the job.
>>27300014
>fill out an application which includes lies
Is this really what the majority of normal people do?
>>27300182
Yes.
Look at the Job Listing where it says qualifications. Copy paste that shit into your resume.
>>27299999
Nice quints.
You just go in and beg mr shekelberg like everyone else.
Staffing agency, or possibly Vocational Rehabilitation Services(aka place that finds jobs for retards). I got hooked up with a really sweet warehouse job through VRS that started at $15 an hour and was super autist friendly.
>>27300222
How does that even work? Don't they make sure you are what you say you are at the interview?
>>27300173
The military is for normies.
>go to mcdonalds
>fill out application
>get hired
>>27300325
A lot of HR places have software that look for keywords. You need to have those words to even show up to them.
I had a few qualifications, and the rest was on the job training.
>>27300389
Well, I guess whatever I have to do. Worst case scenario if they catch me lying is that they don't hire me, right?
>>27300222
>>27300182
He's meming you; you never outright lie on your application. You exaggerate or inflate the responsibilities you had, and reword things to make them seem more important than they actually were. Depending on the organization, you can fake volunteering opportunities. I owned an LLC for a short while, so whenever I have friends applying for jobs at places, I have them put down my company name and cell number, and I tell the person who calls that they worked for me and did such and such.
>>27299999
Checked
You just gotta get good m8
Tell them about your experience in getting quints
>>27300413
Oh, thanks. I'll remember all of that, but what if you have no friends and have never had any responsibilities? I've never had a job, never done any volunteering, etc.
You apply literally everywhere. If you don't start getting hits, go to a temp agency, and when you inevitably get laid off because temp agency, put that experience on applications. Wash, rinse, repeat until steady employment.
>>27299999
By getting quints like those
>>27300041
Just say you volunteer at a food bank or something. They will never check for this shit
>>27299999
TFW I have a job but it's miserable and I'm just trying to escape it
>>27299999
Permanent employment is so rare a phenomenon that it's garnered attention from cryptozoologists.
Excepting cases of nepotism or possession of an indispensable specialist skill, you are essentially just a replaceable part in the workplace machine, and when you break down you will be removed.
Welcome to modern business management 101, if your annual income is below your nation's standard for poverty, then this is a legitimate reason to never trust anybody who engages in commercial enterprise.
If you are above that line, you are statistically speaking, likely to be one of these people.
In order to succeed in business you must rape people of all the usefulness you can screw out of them, and cast them aside like an old tampon when they're used up.
Any benefit to others that occurs as a result of capitalism is either incidental to getting them to part with their money, or a PR stunt.
If they could sell your own shit back to you at 200% mark up they would.
>>27300182
The majority of normal people got an after school job when they were 15
>>27299999
>take screenshot of post
>take post with you to job interview
>get hired no questions asked
>???
>profit!
>>27300326
>The military is for normies.
lol no it fucking isn't. Seriously join.
