Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to meee. Happy birthday to me.
>I have wasted 20 years worth of resources
Happy birthday anon. Hang in there.
>>27298780
Happy birthday, anon.
Have a great day!
pls don't ban me
>>27298809
Thanks, I'm trying to
>>27298780
Happy Birthday dear anon
>>27298780
Were you the faggot a few days ago that posted he was going to have a bday in a few days? It was in aomeone elses thread
>>27298780
HAPPY BlRTHDAY
>>27298780
Happy bday you pathetic dick licker, what did you so today?
>>27298859
No, I just remembered it was my birthday and wanted some (you)s
Hey man. You are starting the prime of your life. Browse fit, fa, ck, lit Leave r9k. Better yourself. :)
>>27298780
Maybe you need to fap today
>>27298861
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>>27298879
Thanks everyone. Mummy delivered a cake to my apartment which was nice. But it won't be here for a while
>>27298780
you did it champ!
happy birthday pal
>>27298910
Haply birthday M8, I'll shit post in here for ya, maybe a fembot would show you her tits? Or a robot post his tadger for you
>>27298910
what are you doing for your birthday? anything special?
>>27298780
>tfw I will also be 20 in a month and a half
The ride never ends lads
>>27298953
Well, I'm probably going to shitpost and eat cake. That's about it. No one knows it's my birthday anyways
YO
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
>>27298998
The ride has only begun my friend. It has only begun
>>27299013
you got a steam account?
>>27298780
YOU CAN DOOO IT ANON, DONT STOP BELIVING , or if you do stop than good luck on the sucide
>>27298780
lol today's my birthday too. i jsut turned 22. my sister and mom kept on calling me but i ignored them.
to be honest i really dont care about it being my birthday. its still going to be another lonley day of me doing absolutely nothing..
i am contemplating ending my life, mayne.
>>27298780
>I have wasted 20 years worth of resources
I feel you bro
>tfw you have wasted a quarter of your time on earth, literally the only life you have, and have nothing to show for it
>>27299037
hey, it's my bday too
can i get a video game?
im >>27299050 btw
>>27298780
Wha....? I'm 96 too!
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>>27299014
Thanks pham. Means a lot to me. I'll greentext my 7th birthday for ya'll since it's my favorite.
>be little me
>birthday coming up
>mummy asks what I want to do for birthday
>say I want to go play putt putt with all my friends
>she agrees and rents out the local putt putt place
>gets big cake, presents, relatives the whole nine yards
>I hand out invitations at school to the whole class
>big day comes
>sitting at putt putt place waiting
>one hour after party starts, no one has come yet
>then I see a van roll up
>autistic kid from class gets out
>he's the only one that came
>played 3 rounds of putt putt with autistic kid while parents and grandparents sit there looking depressed
>never have another party again
And the ride only got wilder from there
>>27299110
i wasn't gonna gift him a game, just wanted to know if they wanted to play something
>>27299037
No I don't play games anymore, thanks though
>>27299050
Happy birthday from OP to you friendo
>>27299117
OP here. Yeah I guess being born in 96 was alright. We have to deal with people who think they're "le 90s kids" though which is a pain sometimes.
>tfw we have experienced the fastest growth of technology from our births till now
Happy bday anon
I hope today went well for you
Happy birthday anon, try to do some little thing like watch a movie or smoke you've put off, it makes it feel like your day is a little bit special
>>27299473
Fuck, meant to write anime, not smoke