R9K, is this a trap dick? I'm 20 so it's not gettint any bigger so I thought I could make some camming money
It's an extremely unattractive penis regardless of size. Without aesthetics or size, you are unlikely to get much attention.
>>27298674
Too much hair and super ugly.
>>27298674
lets see it hard
>>27298674
Man that looks like my dick. My circumcision got fucked up now my dick is all janky. Sucks man.
>>27298674
why do u americunts cut your sicks?
>>27299030
im not american, im from new zealand
>>27299030
my foreskin split open at 11 due to how tight it was
>>27299030
So it's harder for our politicians to molest our young
>>27298674
>>27298742
show it hard op
>>27298799
>tfw doctor fucked up my hypospadia surgery as a kid so now I have a scarred up fucked dick.
USE CREAMS ON YOUR DICK FUCKING IDIOT
>>27299173
creams?
Pls rate my dick i'm insecure about it
>>27299272
how tall are you, and how big is it?
>>27299307
I'm 1,75 meter and it has 16 cm.
Sorry I can't translate that to inches and shit
>>27299339
You're average then. Quit bitching.
Well rate my too then...
It's a print cause I'm on my phone
>>27299386
Shit forgot file
>>27299376
Well but aesthetics play a role too, doesn't it?
You think it's a nice looking dick?
Would you lick it?
>>27299422
yes
would lick
originall
>>27299438
Are you a boy? Originu
>>27299158
it's a bad feel isn't it anon
2.2 inch erect micropenisbro reporting in again
>>27299207
moisture, alcohol free
2 times a week before going to sleep
>>27299158
Post it. I'd like to see it.
>>27299451
no
sorry
;-;
>>27299207
>>27299173
>good crem
Somehow that wasn't original, kek
>>27299455
Not yours but suicide inducing still.
>>27299405
Wtf happened to the skin
>>27299422
It's feminine
So what?
>>27299455
Do you watch exclusively SPH porn or what are you into?
>>27299481
Man I'm fucking unlucky. 90% of this board would cheer after reading that. But I don't like girls...
Are you sure youre not a boy?
Thaaaat's not a trap dick
THIS is a trap dick
>>27299493
> it's feminine
> a dick
> feminine
Hi? Hello?
>>27299515
>manly tranny dick
>claims to have a trap dick
Quite whoring yourself in threads you don't belong.
>>27299493
What you mean what happened to the sking? I'm just pulling it back. I'm not cut. I have lots of foreskin.
>>27299556
But anon I have an insatiable appetite for attention.
>>27299510
i'm sure
sorry
orrrri
>>27299586
Didn't you start a camwhore channel? Go get your attention fix there.
>>27299619
Too bad then. I hate vaginas. But if you post yours I can give it an honest homossexualy unbiased rate.
Also what are you doing here visually licking stranger's penisesyou slut?
>>27299624
I haven't yet, sorry you're stuck with me until then ;(
>>27299651
can't a girl enjoy sucking a dick?
>>27299725
Of course you can! [Spoiler] whore!
>>27299677
Why do you even beg for attention on a board full of people that you would never even associate with?
>>27299739
Damn it i hate to mess the spoiler...it ruins the impression.
Btw what you think of my dick?
>>27299405
>>27299757
got some girth, looks good
wouldn't mind sucking
This thread needs more robot cock.
>>27299756
What would give you the impression that I wouldn't wanna associate with you guys? I talk to robots all the time. A lot of you are pretty mean, but I don't hold it against you.
>>27299504
cuckold, traps, femdom, sph, feet
>>27299904
do you have a gif of you jerking off?
>>27299901
You just bask in the attention of beta orbiters. You wouldn't even touch a robot in real life.
Man i need dick so hard.
>>27299878
this tbqhwyfatrt (to be quite honest with you f a m s and the robot too)
>>27299405
damn you should sue your doctor. that's the worst circumcision I've ever seen.
>>27300104
That's not true at all. I would hug each and every one of you if I could, provided you wouldn't try to physically harm me or something.
>>27300398
Isnt this foreskin enough for you?
I was pulling back in that picture.
>>27300610Can you post another picture of your penis, please?
>>27300224roastie whore.
I knew that wasnt original
>>27300636
Was that sarcasm? I'm not good with...
Have this one. I'm a bit fitter now
>>27300677
That wasn't sarcasm at all. I'm digging your photos, famm.
>>27300696
Pls be gay boy
>>27300709I am a gay boy, yes.
>>27300604
You're lying through your teeth and everyone knows it.
>>27300732
>>27300732
Really anon.. what would lead you to believe such a thing?
>>27300776
>what would lead you to believe such a thing?
Every post you've ever made.
>>27300723hey handsome...
>>27300799
I don't understand ;~; I-I just wanted you to like me anon kun. I'm sorry..
>>27300873
You're so fake. It's amazing that more robots don't see through it.
>>27300833H-hey, what's up?
>>27300906
Is this sad face emoticon fake???? ;~; You're just being a bully!
>>27300994
Yes it is. You're deluding robots into liking you and will eventually con money out of them.
>>27300933
Nothing much. So how old are you and what part of the world?
22 brazilian here...have I become one of those faggots who talk in spoilers now...
>>27300677
>>27300610
>>27299405
>tfw no dimitri foreskin bf
pls be in australia
>>27301057
25, and in the United States.I do that sometimes, too. Pretty often in threads like these, because of all the dicks and I don't want to draw attention from anyone but who I'm responding to.
>>27301066
Sorry, brazil... There is anocean between us
>>27301089
What part of us?And why haven't you posted your dick in the thread? Are you top or bottom, are a virgin or a normiegay, what's your race?
>>27301025
I've never done anything of the sort!
However, I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of some sort of trap waifu rental service and girlfriend simulator. Such a thing would be preposterous of course.
>>27301134
The South, and I'm Mexican. I'm a virginbig surprisebut I'd probably want to be a top. What about you?
Oh, and I haven't posted mine since I'm shy.
>>27301148
Yeah right. You tell robots want to hear so they flock to you then turn around and mock them whenever you get the chance.
>>27301186
Post yours then. It's just a dick. Not like it'll be associated with you.
So did you jump the wall to get to us, or youre legal?
And why are you a virgin? Losing it is quite easy in the gay world. It should take less than one hour.i'm not a virgin... Thanks to grindr and the hookups apps... But aive never dated before. The hard part is finding people to stay the night. I'm more of a bottom. Do you like my butt? Pls be gentle and lie in case you didn't like it...
>>27301351
I like your butt a lot, tbqh.And I'd want to lose it to somebody I like-like.The only person I can think of at the moment ismy best friend, but he's straight.
>>27301294
Mock them? Cite your sources.
>>27301496
I don't save all of your posts despite you being egotistical enough to think someone would.
You belittle robots on frequent occasions and see yourself as superior to them.
>>27301401
Oh i've been there. In love with best straight friend. It's a bit imature though... Tgeenage stuff. Are you out of the closet?
I'mstill waiting for that dick pic though
>>27301634
Only to my friends, and he says he's in love with me too, even while being straight. Seems like a bit of a mindfug, even if unintentional.M-maybe one of these days I'll post it.
>>27301799
> Straight
> in love with a man
No. He's closeted just like you. Get out of it and fuck him already. By force if you must. Stop beating around the bush already.if you post your dick I'll post a pic of my ass spread so hard you can almost see my intestines.
Would you just post your body though? I just want to see apart of whom Im speaking with.
>>27301513
>I don't save all of your posts despite you being egotistical enough to think someone would.
No need to think, desustorage archives all my posts quite conveniently! And just because I could easily beat 99% of you guys in some kind of grappling strength test doesn't mean I think that I'm superior in any way whatsoever.
>>27301910
Where do you live? I'm willing to challenge that claim
>>27301951
Bangor, Maine. Come at me bro.
>>27301867
But he hates girls while wanting to fug girls. He says he's only been with one of his exes, but even that makes me jealous. He's also a few years younger than me. I don't want to lose him as a friend either.
>>27301976
I'll be there tomorrow. Get your mawashi ready
>>27302004
My anus is prepared. Bring your Truvada.
>>27302015
>implying I'm the one that's going to be given AIDS
>>27302004
>>27302015
Pls fuck
>>27301989
Man is that really you?
Man my mouth watered so hard right now...
About your friend... If he says he's in love unironically with you, you have a chance. You just have to push it, and press him until he gives in. Try it, Do it now man that's a hot huge fucking dick, forget him and come to me, mexican bro. I'll the perfect boyfriend I swear.
>>27302015
You better spread your ass so hard that we can see your vocal cords.
>>27302087
I hope I still have a chance.He's even sent me pictures of him working out.His body JUST happens to be pretty hot, and he knows I've fapped to him.
I'm just so unsure of everything.
>tfw no self confidence
>>27301351
Nice bunda
>>27302035
Tops can't get aids. That's just science. You better use an enema for me before you get here because the loser (ie you) is getting plundered.
>>27302038
You'd like that wouldn't you. You pervert!
>>27302118
I'll have to work on that one anon.
>>27302164
Dude... Just TRY IT. Really. Grow guts and hang out with him tomorrow. Go to your place or his. Get him semi drunk. Start talking lewd things. Start touching. He might resist but don't stop. Keep going and shove your tongue in his throat. Just do It!!! What has waitibg brought you so far apart from being virging and wallowing in here? If it doesn't work move onand come to me baby, my body is ready
If all fails get your huge dick on grindr or tindr and look for a guy that is looking forsomething more than a hookup. But for haven's sake, you gotta take action! If you do nothing, nothing will change!
Now... Would you post your face here as well?i can post minei'm pretty ugly though
>>27302214
I'm not a pervert!You better green text it you son of a bitch, and I want it to start with struggle, end with struggle.
>>27302210
obrigado. Posta a sua tambem.
>>27302236
I'm sure I won't post my face here.Y-you said you'd post your ass again, though.
You're right, though. I should take charge and try to get him drunk and fug him, or have him fug me. I'm getting horny thinking about it.
>>27302214
I'll pick you up and suck your dick you fucking faggot
How do I straighten my dick senpai?
Dont want bendy boomerang banan dick
>>27302271
I'm just trying to picture how you look to enhance my fapping. But don't let this be just another empty plan. Do it. Full shia. Do it tomorrow. How you plan on doing it?
>>27302311
Gross. Boys aren't allowed to touch my dick.
>>27302238
You know I will my negro.
>>27302334
You don't. But that's fine. Most dicks have some degree of curvature. Your dick looks great.i'd have it in my butt
>>27302335
Thank you for that picture.
No idea how I'd do it, though. Maybe just stroke his ego a lot and hope he gives in. He seems to really like when I compliment him andadmire his abs and pecs.
>>27302362
That's the perfect setting. Start tpuching him to "feel his muscles"
> wow your biceps is huge....
> harden the pecs, let me see how they look
> look at this six pack... Amazing... Hard as stone
And then touch his dick "jokingly". It will be hard. That's the moment where he will try to" push you off" but you gotta pushharder and keep touching in a semi rape way. That's where he'll either give in or punch you. I would suggest alcohol but if you plan on making him cum alcohol will make it harder,so forget about the drunk part. Unless you wanna go full rapist and fuck his hole,but the pain might make him turn off and give up.post something else of you...
>>27302417M-maybe later.
He'd probably really get into all the compliments. I've rarely seen him shirtless anywhere that isn't my house or his house. Maybe he's subconsciously wanting me to admire his gains even more or something.I guess I'll rule out the alcohol, since I'd really want him to cum, either on me or in me.
>>27302456
Cuming has a downside, he will have a post orgasm hangover and immediately regret everything.
>later
No! Later my ass! Stop postponing! Send a message to him NOW and arrange the meeting. Now now now!
>>27302456
Also post something else of you. Anything. Your hairy legs or anything really.
