What is the most fucked up socially unacceptable perverted thing that you have done?
Back when I live in an apartment, a hot milf neighbor would leave her sandals outside her door. One day at 3 to 4 am or so I took them inside, masturbated with them, and put them back.
My childhood home had a pool and my (fat af and nasty) sister would always have her really hot high school friends over.
They almost always left their clothes behind in the bathroom and I would fap with their panties pretty much every time.
>>27298673
Steal a girl's socks right after she got home from a 9 hour bus ride wearing boots.
I jacked off into one sock while sniffing the other.
Then I stuffed 'em back in her boots.
I steal nude pics. If I'm alone with your phone/computer and know I have time, I will go searching for them, copy them to a flash drive, and stick them in a folder buried deep, deep in my computer.
I've stolen straight up nudes, pics for boyfriends, saved snapchats, hell, I even stole some nude modelling pictures a girl I know had on her DSLR.
I've never felt an ounce of shame, either. I'll never fuck these girls so I feel I'm owed a chance to see what they look like naked, and I'll take advantage of that opportunity any time I can.
I masturbated in a car full of relatives.
>>27298673
I don't think anyone can beat that.
>>27298757
>>27298673
i've always wanted to do this and get a good look at the reaction of a girl when her foot comes in contact with my semen. wonder what it's like
>>27298804
I did that too but didn't finish so I don't think it should count
Sometimes I'll drive around at night and jerk off. Finish into a bottle, clean up with a napkin, stuff the napkin in the bottle and throw it out the window.
Or if I don't have a bottle I'll find a place to park and just cum on the side of the road.
I did this a lot in my first year at uni because I shared a room and never had an privacy.
my cousin went out clubbing and when she got back home and showered i took her clearly soaked panties and jerked off with them.
>>27298673
I made a homemade pocket pussy the other day. Not really sure why it would be socially unacceptable but it is and I know it.
Jizzing on my cute neighbor with 10/10 ass car handle, gas cap, trunk handle, window and even her door knob.
I get myself close to cumming inside and go to the car.
>>27298787
/d/evilish, my dude
1. Masturbated in bed with my sister and my entire family while they were sleeping in a hotel room on vacation.
2. Left my dorm at like 1:00am and walked to the very center of campus at my uni (it was a big circle), laid down in the bushes and fapped, blew my load in the bark
3. I can only get aroused to incest
>>27298673
Went down on a girl on her period thank sweet jeebus i was drunk
I worked as a lifegaurd at a community pool from age 17-18. There was this really cute grill I had a crush on, but she was also a mormon and I knew I would never have a chance with her. On her day off, I stole her swimsuit and lifeguard shorts out of her (unlocked) locker and masturbated into the shorts while sniffing the crotch of the swimsuit. After I was done I put them back into her locker.
When she came back the next day, I watched her remove the shorts from her locker, and she got a weird look on her face as she saw the mysterious, crusty white patch on the crotch area. She threw them back in her locker and grabbed a second pair. Since then I have masturbated to the mental image of her making that confused expression.
I really don't understand you people who can just take any attractive woman's panties and masturbate with them like they're some holy grail of sexiness. It's just something that rubs against their asshole, probably gets some skid marks on it, and has discharge from her vagina (smegma). I don't see how that's sexy. If it was THE oneitis's panties, I could understand, but just any girl's panties? Seems odd.
>>27299003
I mostly enjoy it because I know that it's depraved and fucked up
>>27298865
what method did you use?
I started out with the towel method back in jr high but I was never that impressed with it and I could never get the tightness right. It would always unwind mid fuck and I'd basically just end up jacking off with a towel around my dick.
The pringles can method was a godsend, but they're far to flimsy to hold up and a bit wide for my dick so I used a tennis ball can the sharp metal rim made me really nervous though. And the latex gloves were always too short for my dick. Eventually I got a cardboard tube that is the perfect size and found extra long latex gloves. It made the whole process so easy.
Some say buy a fleshlight but then I have to keep it hidden and clean it and it's just an ordeal. This thing I put it together in 5 minutes, fuck it, throw away the glove and there's no cleanup hassle.
>>27298673
Creepshots
felt bad after doing it
>>27299003
I've never really understood it either. The whole "smell" thing is lost on me.
I smelled a strippers crotch once and you know what it smelled like? Crotch. Dank and sweaty. Not pleasant.
>>27299033
Hey, at least you're honest my man.
Nice doubles.
>>27299003
I guess the thrill of tainting something of theirs or feeling something filthy and taboo
>>27299079
Yeah, pussy reeks in my opinion.
>>27299085
See, that makes more sense to me.
>>27299056
I've taken close to 50 creepvids. Mostly feet and legs and one really lucky upskirt that I've only discovered when I came home to review the footage. Was a fun hobby but got over it fast, too much anxiety and nervousness. I prefer to just look these days.
I was at a friend's place and was scoping out his knife set and saw a really nasty jagged one. I snuck it into the bathroom and cut myself up a bit and jacked off. We had eaten spicy korean food earlier so I passed it off as a really big shit.
>>27299003
It's the closet most of us will ever get to a woman outside of our imagination
I'll steal panties when I can, but socks or sandals/flats whatever is preferred
I was at my friends house in high school, his hot gf left her shirt in the clothes hamper and i pretended to use the bathroom while jerking off to her shirt
>>27299036
I did the Pringles can method. It's new so it hasn't broken yet. I was thinking about the tennis ball can too. Actually buying a pocket pussy seems retarded to me. Sorry I couldn't give you a new method. It's not something I put a lot of thought into.
Got any pointers man?
thought this didn't apply to me until i remembered taking shrooms for the first time at a friend's house, locking myself in the bathroom and jerking it into what i hope was his younger sister's sock. i was 17, she must have been 15. when i came out i just said i was mesmerized by the sink or something. in case anyone isn't familiar with drugs, it doesn't make you completely fucking stupid or not responsible for your actions at all. i was just in complete bliss and wanted to know what an orgasm while high felt like
>>27298673
Jerk off in public restrooms
Be homeless
Watch and jerk it to "CP" and bestiality (It was teenage porn, like 16 years old with another teen and I was 17 when I watched it, feds don't wanna hear excuses though"
Fap to Facebook pics
Smoke meth
Shoot heroin
Be ugly
Be autistic
Post on 4chan
>>27299145
It sounds like fun but the consequences/reward ratio are way too fucking high for me to ever fuck with it.
It's thrilling to see upskirts and pantylines in public but if you get busted for it, it's basically rape as far as anyone is concerned. If I'm gonna face those kinds of charges it has to be worth the risk.
I like casual voyeurism. For example if I have a hotel room with a pool view I'll break out the binoculars. I long to live in a big city where I can turn the lights off and look through the telescope into people's windows. I try to do that around here but it's too suburban.
stole my sisters panties and wore them. i returned them but they were prob stretched and she prob noticed.
mutual masturbation with a dude friend. im a dude 2. we were in opposite sides of the basement tho.
stole a girls panties who i had a crush on. still have em.
>>27298804
me too, i was young and the teen horny feeling hit hard. i had to.
>>27299265
Yeah, I cringe when I think about what could've happened have I been caught. I was way too fucked up on hormones though.
I used the hole in the backpack method. Position camera tightly with the lens pointing in the hole, walk with the bag around one shoulder with my hand casually covering the hole, pick a spot, take a book or something out of the bag as you position it. I also try to dress and look like an jock/chad coming from the gym and it helps being /fit/ to avoid suspicion.
I have a fetish for warm toilet seats, after a woman has done her business.
Obviously I can only use uni-sex toilets to fulfill my fetish, but it's fantastic when I do. I wait for an attractive woman to use the toilet, then I go in straight after her. I strip naked and rub every part of my body and my dick all over the warm seat, and then spray cum everywhere. The perfume smell really gets me off.
>>27299382
what the fuck, this is the best/worst one ITT
>>27299382
Gonna need a story or more details toilet anon
>>27299213
I'm all about convenience so what I do is put 4 standard sponges together, a glove to fuck in between them, then put that whole thing inside another glove. This gives me an easy solid piece to put into the tube. I used to use a tube sock but those run a bit thick and are difficult to manipulate.
I found it would often sink too far down the tube though so I stuffed it with whatever I had on hand to create some resistance, turned out to be plastic bags. They create a nice buffer that is compressible to a certain degree but still offers good resistance to keep everything in place.
Then I take the outer glove and fold it over the opening of the tube and put a rubber band around it to discourage movement. But this creates an air pressure problem.
So I drilled a small hole in the side of the tube to let air escape. Manipulating this hole with a finger offers a little bit of a suction feeling, which came as a surprising bonus. And it's a lot easier to put a hole in something cardboard.
This is typically where the pringles can fails. it doesn't have the integrity to hold up after that. I use a tube that a bottle of tequila came in. It was designed to hold glass so it's pretty substantial cardboard. The drawback of this is you can't manipulate it with your hands for extra tightness or something.
But for me that's more of a plus since this method is all about fucking something that I'm not in control of.
My only remaining issue is the length of the sponges. I need to get longer sponges or find an alternative that offers me more depth because I'm pushing all the way through with these.
>>27299382
I've been wanting to sneak into a women's bathroom to lock myself in a stall and listen to hot girls pee. Even considered dressing up like a tranny to do it, no way I'd pull it off though, I'd would be too nervous.
>>27299524
in this day and age all you have to say is that you identify as a woman and no one would dare question you. Just wear something androgynous like jeans, a hoodie, and maybe a beanie.
If you just walk in like you belong nobody is going to question you.
And once you're actually in the stall you're home free.
>>27299382
don't most girls hover?
Every morning right before she left for work, my female roommate would toss her dirty panties in the hamper. The minute she shut the door and left the house, I'd run over to her hamper and get a nice whiff of them and lick them really vigorously.
That's not too out of the ordinary though, I'm sure any male living with a female would do the same.
>>27299659
I couldn't have a female roommate who was even moderately attractive. I would try to fuck her every time I got drunk or was feeling exceptionally horny. And then we would either fuck or I would not have a roommate anymore. Idk how guys like you do it.
>>27298673
dressed up in my sisters clothes and masturbated in her bed
went through my sisters laptop and jacked off to pictures of her friends while cumming all over her dirty clothes
masturbated while talking to mother on phone, may have gotten caught
mixed piss in with orange koolaid and drank it while cumming
jacked off while suffocating myself with my dirty underwear until i passed out
jacked off while getting my testicles bit by a dog, got caught
fucked a paper towel roll while shoving a baseball bat up my ass
watched my sister suntanning through a window while jacking off
wore my mothers clothes and jacked off in her bed
wore my fathers clothes and jacked off
jacked off under a pillow while talking to my sister in the same room
went in the forest and jacked off while mosquitos sucked blood from my erection
put on my sisters clothes and rested my body up against the wall and cummed in my mouth
masturbated to my sleeping sisters naked body, got caught
jacked off while watching my sister through the window doing yard work, recorded it and jacked off to it for months
jacked off in the car while watching people walk by
jacked off to a woman i observed from my room and sent my cumshot flying out my window onto their car
cummed all over a bowl of ice cream and ate it while jacking off
shit into my hands and jacked off on it
cummed all over a sleeping cat
ruined several keyboards with my jizz
jacked off while watching the disney channel in the living room, got caught
jacked off to a live broadcasted suicide
jacked off to beheadings
jacked off to people being burned alive
jacked off in the psych ward to my sleeping room mate after trying to kill myself
jacked off while sleeping in the same bed with my same sex friend
jacked off while smelling a seat someone sat in
smothered my dick in peanut butter and ate it while jacking off
jacked off while torturing myself with fire
thats only the tame shit i did from around ages 10-14
jus b urself :^)
>>27298673
I straight up killed a mothafucka
i regularly meet strange women and lick their feet
i especially have a thing for sweaty feet, plus one other thing i can't even bring myself to say, so i lick a lot of those
sometimes i drink their piss too
>>27299941
where do you find these women?
>>27298673
tried masturbating in a bed I shared with my brother once but he told me to "stop shaking" so I stopped
Listened at my gate hearing my neighbours having sex
>>27299819
You should greentext some of the times you got caught.
I once went to the park late at night when no one was there, went into the girls bathroom, and furiously whacked off while licking the toilet seat and imagining different women sitting on it. No one I know in real life will ever get to hear about that.
>>27298673
Killed a man and ate his heart because I was starving in an indian prison
Faped with my moms panties, pantyhoses
Faped with her feet, while she was sleeping when I was 15
I feel bad
>>27299382
>>27299421
Very well then:
>At the library
>Find myself a spot with a view over the uni-sex toilets
>The toilets are very clean, barely used
>A beautiful blonde woman goes in
>Can already feel my boner throbbing
>She's in there for quite a while
>I continue to read book
>She leaves, can't help myself, glance up at her
>She looks at me, expressionless, and then looks away and walks off
>I wait about 30 seconds and then get up casually
>Go into the toilet and lock the door
>Strip off, shivering with excitement
>The seat is warm
>Place my hard member off to the side of it, I avoid the pubic part of the seat as I want to preserve her smells
>Can smell her fine berry perfume
>jacking more and more intense
>stick my nose onto the seat where her pussy would have been
>wrap one arm around the rest of the seat while jacking it with the other
>pussy smells
>imagine her naked smooth ass and tight pussy on the seat moments before
>cum buckets
>clean up with toilet paper
>take out my own spray bottle from bag and spray it to hide cum smell
>get dressed and leave casually
>>27300408
Did you absorb his powers and skilss?
This one time, the local police department came to our boy scout meeting and brought a bunch of free stuff. School supplies, pencils, ect.
I took like, five of each of those things.
I still have them in a box.
I feel so ashamed.
I shook hands with another man and looked him in the eyes the entire time to establish dominance.
I'm not proud of it, but its a part of who I am and I have learned to live with that.
I once touched my moms vagina.
Probably when I fingered my sister after picking her up from a party. she drank and did too much xanax and was passed tf out had to carry her inside. I was pretty fucked up myself barely remember. still fap to the pictures on occasion, i feel bad but at the same time not really, going to hell already even if there isn't one desu
>>27298673
I wore a 15 year old girls one-piece swimsuit (it had a skidmark in the crotch area and still kinda smelled) and fapped while wearing it. I was 20. Don't think she washed it before using it again. Also smelled and licked her panties, sniffed her used tampons, put one of her sweaty shirts around a pillow and cuddled it for a few nights until it stopped smelling like her.
Also convinced her to send me a vid of her dressed in only duct tape underwear while she was 16 and got her to stick an ice cube in her vag (on camera but through pants so you can't see anything)
>this human garbage itt
I would kill if someone messed with my items and privacy like that, inb4 fembot
>>27301720
Thats actually most of the appeal. We know its wrong and violates your privacy. Thats why we do it.
>>27301720
if someone did it to me i would be fulfilled for the rest of my life
i am indeed human garbage
>>27301720
>>27301626 here, this reminds me.
>she is over at my place to hang with my brother
>they leave to go shopping or something
>wait 5 minutes in case they forgot something
>they didnt
>go into living room, her water bottle is there
>press the drinking part of the water bottle to the tip of my dick, into my foreskin
>fap using her coat
>get a bit of cum on my hand, wipe it off on the drinking part of water bottle
>got away with it
This was today
One word: Bathouses
It isn't something I'm proud of.
No STDs yet.
I want to stop but it quiets the loneliness briefly.
