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>robot makes a fuss over being called a "weirdo"
>Chad advises him to lay down for a moment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQlgYFsLLsM

Face it lads, you will never be able to compete with this.
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>>27297518

chad would be arrested in the uk for choking
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>>27297518
All men involved look and sound retard.
Retard people being retard.
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>>27297576
the difference is, witnesses will say Chad is the hero.
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>>27297518
Niggers are hilarious.

They always find a way to be more entertaining than any given scenario no matter how extreme.
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>>27297518
This whole train is bunch of autistic fucks
also chad took him by treachery , it was not fair fight at all
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Fembots, how slippery did this video make you?
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CONDUCTORWEHAVEAPROBELME
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>tfw i will never be chad in that situation
grrrr
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>>27297518
He's not a robot you autistic normie shit head. He's just a drunk/high normie. I swear, it's like dropping iq points is cool now.
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>>27297518
Thanks fammo. That just sapped the last of my will to live
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>>27297518
Damn how tall is Chad? It looks like his head touches the ceiling of the train
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>>27297694
It was a pleasure shitposting with you.
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"Chad" isn't even the one he had a problem with. he just came out of his seat and ambushed him from behind.
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>>27297730
Maybe that's what chad does.
kek.

How pissed would you be if you finally got your hands on a gun, -for robots opting out, not the uprising ones- and some fucking chad goes and sleeper holds you and gets the gun away to "le stop a permanent solution".
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>>27297730
"How brave" said stacy
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>>27297518
>robot
He's some strung-out normie punk. There's nothing to see here
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This had nothing to do with robots vs. Chad. It's just a bunch of normalfags on a bus with one getting mad because someone called him a weirdo and his second grader feelings got hurt.
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>>27297678
just imagine if he was your bf, nobody would mess with you ever
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As a bi-bot, this kind of turned me on a little. That said, Chad was just begging to get punched in the dick. That drunk dude was no robot, though.
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>>27297518
>wakes up

EEEUUUUUAAHH

UHHHHH

WAAAAAAAH

>mfw

Could have used a Reeee or two, but 8/10
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Yeah let me find an excuse to use my 3 weeks of BJJ training, that will totally get me laid dude!
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>>27297683
>>tfw i will never be chad in that situation

>tfw you just listen to music and imagine power fantasies all day
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>>27297891
You sound jelly brah
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>>27297518
OFFICIAL
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>27297518
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQlgYFsLLsM

>white people
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>>27297518
That guy is on a public train,. Thats not a robot.
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That's not a robot. Anyway, completely siding with the Chad on this one. Twitchy fucks who are aggressive against everyone are the worst.
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>>27297811
who bothers messing with girls ever, other than psycho rapists? looking at a girl wrong is basically a life sentence
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>>27297518
Holy SHIT

I don't even have a pussy and I'm getting wet from this
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>>27298051
DONT CALL ME TWITCHY
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>>27297891

Really not much skill involved considering the dude was tipsy and the Chad was a eight inches taller and outweighed him by fifty pounds.
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>>27298067
These are estimates don't take my word for it. Basically a big guy chokes out a drunk dude that's smaller than him.
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>>27297518
That's a drunk not a robot. If so him and that whole bus would of been shot up.
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WHURRLD STAR
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>>27298109
>implying chad wouldn't have wrestled the gun away from you and saved the day
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>>27297603
witnesses are retarted. That's why you always carry in case of mental fucks up or if chads acts up.

The only good chad is a dead one.
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>Robots vs chad

more like chad vs chad
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>>27297518

>>27297623
>>27298037
>>27298062
>>27298109

More normies wrecking other normies?

I ASKED YOU FOR A FUCKIN CHEESEBURGER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXgP2YD5WjI
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>>27298146
>implying i would of gave him a chance
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>>27297518
Wow good job, that was probably the best, smoothest way to deal with a person being aggressive.
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>>27297518
this is why i have 2 pounds of c4 inside my body attacked to a remote detonator that i have on me all the time and i cyanide capsule.
automatic argument winner
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>>27298215
FUCK YOUR CHEESEBURGER
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>>27298215
Chad saves the day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqaZtz4H6uM
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>>27298222
doesn't count if its a surprise uprising
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>implying that shirtless guy was a robot
>implying that kid protecting himself with his bike wasn't a pussy
>implying it takes skill to choke someone unsuspecting out from behind, let alone someone without martial arts experience
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>>27298275
LOL yea sure.
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>>27297518
shit what a fucking boss

i understand women now
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you are all fucking stupid.

The chad guy saved his ass from assault charges.
Punk weirdo got saved by normie in bulking period
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>>27297518
Faggot should have carried a knife if he was going to act like a retard in public.

He could have stabbed Chad in the thigh once he was grabbed, then stabbed him multiple times more in the chest and neck while he was cowering in pain. Fucking dumb, retard normalfag.
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>>27298271
>"WAIT he's so hot"
>"I can't get over how cute that guy was at the end"
>"The guy who stopped the fight is super cute and super awesome!"
>"He's so hot and cute. Fuck them bitches they were wanting a piece of him and he says they too ugly."
For fuck sake
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>>27298215
HAHAHAAHAHAHAAH

THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING!

JOSH 2020!
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>>27298418
it wouldn't be self-defense since the weirdo was the one threatening passengers while carrying a weapon.
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>>27298215
Fucking KEK

They're literally not even fighting over anything.
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>>27298271
>I AM NOT FORTY DO I LOOK 40
>*smug shrug* you look close enough
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>>27297683
You can only get away with this if you are a Chad, because that would make normies think you're a hero.

If you're an ugly neckbeard, the normies on the train will just say that two creeps were disturbing other passengers and fighting on the train and should be charged with public disturbance and assault.

There's no winning in this bud.
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>>27298441
That's why you run away nigga.
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>>27298262
>>27298215

>COME GET SOME
>I already have some
>WHAT MOTHERFUCKER STEP OUTSIDE
>My cheeseburger tastes goooood
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>>27298509
>run away in the cabin of a train
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All I see is two retards with roid rage. Can't imagine living anywhere where "people" like this are considered real human beings.
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>>27297518
That fucking moron wasn't even involved, nor did the weirdo lay a hand on someone so he chokes him out. What a fucking dumb shit, i hope he gets sucker punched by a nigger.
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>>27298271
Guy should have knocked her teeth out.
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>robot
>being shirtless in public
>having that haircut
>talking like that

you le played yourself xD
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>>27298435
Josh is actually the most "Chad" name there is. I hope people come to realize this
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>>27298271
>Burgerland
Jesus...Is shit like this common in the US? This is fucking embarrassing to watch desu. Especially that faggot at the end holy shit. Do they think they look cool?
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>>27298433

He is pretty hot, n-no homo.
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>>27298621
The only Joshs I know are semi-normie Jews, and that particular Josh wasn't very Chad at all.

>fat
>bald
>manlet
>probably tiny dink
>getting absolutely manhandled by a skinny robot enjoying his cheeseburger by himself
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>>27298215
I hope that guy realizes that wrestling us not the most optimal fighting style for any kind of real life situation. Taking the fight to the ground is never a good option in real life. If your opponent has a weapon, that could mean your doom.
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>>27298656
All that was missing was fireworks and a school shooting. Wal Marts are the toilet of American society.

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9yBXi-ytwM
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this is why I want to be husbando mode
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>>27298536
Yes, what's the problem anon?
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>comes from behind and chokes him out
No better than sucker punching someone. Why can't normalshits fight fair?
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>>27298475
Can confirm:

>Chad beats up a beta that resisted him
>Stacy compliments him
>I do the same some months later with an asshole that bullied me
>Am called "fucking animal" by pretty much the entire class

Fuck normies and their retarded double standards.
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>>27298731
what makes you think that situation warranted a fair fight?
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>>27298714
True, but when it comes down to chest-bumping WHAT'D YOU SAY BRO drunk bullshit like that, especially in a wide-open public place with lots of people around, it beats giving them brain damage and putting them in a coma or even killing them and getting arrested or being sued by their family, etc.

Other than that yeah going to the ground in a street fight is dumb.
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haha

good night thanks for playing.
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>>27298752
It didn't warrant any fight. They should have just tried to talk it down, but everyone was too prideful. But it definitely didn't warrant choking him.
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>>27298731

that wasn't a fight bruh that was some retard actin up in public lookin to start a fight.

threat_neutralized
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>>27298838
>someones acting out
>better choke them out of consciousness
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>>27298875
It's much safer than punching him, which is what those guys would have done had Chad not intervened.
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>>27298875

someone's acting up constantly trying to antagonize and start a fight

randomly charges up and down the cabin trying to get into peoples space.

constantly threatening passengers.

yep that's how it goes.

u mad?
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>>27298898
you can easily kill someone by punching them out. who knows what they fall back into. choking out is pretty safe in comparison
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>>27298920

nah i can see this guy is going to go full beta_king mode and suggest that people should of just vacated the train and left this 1 guy in there rather than risk violence.

when threatened just give in because if you fight back you might hurt the person beating the shit out of you.
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>>27298920
You're a complete retard, you can break their neck, crush their windpipe and kill them, literally choke them to death, give them a stroke/pulmonary embolism/heart attack, put them in a coma, etc.

Hope the roid rage tard got charged with attempted murder because that's what choking someone literally is.
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>>27298271
hnnng hes hot
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>>27298469
>>27298271
best part of the video easily

>that nigga dancing in the end too
bowl cut nigga will remember this shit on his death bed
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>>27298901
>constantly threatening passengers.

>constantly threatening passenger that constantly calls him a "weirdo"
FTFY
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>>27298965

you know what has a high morbidity/mortality risk?

starting fights in public transport.
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>>27298990

do you think you have a point or somethin I'm confused.

you can't attack somebody because they called you weird, however you can attack somebody to pacify them if you feel yourself or others are at risk of harm.
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>>27298965
A proper blood choke compresses the carotid arteries, not the windpipe. It's extremely safe.
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>>27297518
both are tall and white so I couldn't give less of a shit
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>>27298215
That's what I call a rear naked choked.
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>>27298817
He was an annoying ass tweaker type. He deserved to get his ass kicked so he's lucky he just got choked out
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>>27297518
>robot
>it's some high turbonormalfag

Quality thread
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>>27297518
That guy was clearly either high or drunk as fuck, it was for his own good desu.
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>>27297518

Chad doesn't ride public transport though, also literally no chads in this video it's just the weird cunts American public transportation seems to attract constantly
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>>27299045
And a proper gunshot right next to the heart doesn't pierce the heart, OH WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING NOTHING RETARD.
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>>27299157

fuckin what?
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>mfw the white guy's forearm
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>>27298271
why are their wipers on?
skys blue you nigs
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Choking is pretty bad for your health.
Just saying
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>>27299503
Then why do women have longer lifespans?
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>>27299503
I choke myself all the time for erotic purposes and I'm still fine.
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Both are normies. This is why I'm glad my dad had me training in boxing, kickboxing, and sumo since I could walk, that tall Chad would have been convulsing on the ground before he could finish wrapping his arms around me.
I suggest all you robots go to your nearest boxing or kyokushin karate or kickboxing gym so you can deal with these chads when you need to. If you are at least 5'8" 180lbs you should be able to put enough power into a punch or kick to knock 99% of people out easy.
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>>27299569
you wouldn't even be able to get near me, sir.
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>>27297518
White man comes and saves the day yet again
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>>27298714
>Taking the fight to the ground is never a good option in real life. If your opponent has a weapon, that could mean your doom.
If people don't believe that then how are the Gracies and bjj idiots supposed to sell their kool aid.
UFC 1 was a lie, you had someone from THE Gracie family then a bunch of no names in their respective disciplines.
>>27299569
Best bet is to learn to punch and kick as hard as possible to be able to end it asap.
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>>27298215
Oh man that guy clearly wrestled at at least one point in his life, fatboy didn't have a fucking chance.
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>>27299613
like the good slaves you are.
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>/r9k/ spergs out over a spade being called a spade
>alpha /pol/ comes along and crushes his chest

Wew. The White Mans spirit knows no bounds.
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>>27298271
>white girls fighting
moar?
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>>27299645
I'm really curious as to how this picture came about
Did they all mutually agree that they should bow down to him?
Was it one girl's idea and she convinced everyone?
Did the guy force it?
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>>27299714
deys all get on they're kneez befo' da BBC whiteboi. yo ass betta learn fast
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>>27299714
all those girl's boyfriends forced them to do it
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>>27297661
>>27297730
Yeah, if you see a violent faggot on the street you should just poke him on the shoulder and chalenge him to a fair and square fight. I'm sure he'll comply, you fucking retards.
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>>27299027
it's not cool being bullied tho
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>>27299872
He doesn't look that violent.

But then again you whiteys fear for your life when stumbling upon anything 'innapropiate'.
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>>27299976
Most people don't like being bothered by loud and rude assholes on their way to work/home. I know, shocking, ain't it?

>whitey
Guess again, nigger.
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>>27299976

We're only seeing part of the altercation. But he's pacing the cabin, hitting poles shouting. He's acting beligerant and threatening.
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>>27297518
hes not a robot this is what a robot would do if anyone called him a weirdo

>nothing and blush
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>>27300052
>Most people don't like being bothered by loud and rude assholes on their way to work/home.

Indeed, that's why the weirdo got pissed off. Who likes being called a weirdo anyway?

Chad is so attractive that even /r9k/ is on his side now.
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>>27300126

He's a tweaker.
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>>27297518
It would be awesome if one the punk's friends were there and started choking Chad as well.
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>>27297518
WHITE POWER
BUILD WALL
14 88
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>Expo Line
funny, that's usually the bright spot of LA transit. I never see any sort of confrontation there, but red, purple etc are always full of niggers being niggers.
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>>27300172
>red line
road that piece of shit every day for almost three years. the expenses of a car were well worth never riding that terrible thing ever again.
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How is that a robot?

It's just some failed junkie normo
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>>27300148
And then another chad choked that robot.
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>>27297518
Honestly the dude did him a favor. Chaddo there could have fucking murderballed tweaker there but just submitted him instead. People that are bitching about him coming from behind are idiots. Fair fights are for highschoolers, not dealing with an agitated tweaker on a train.
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>>27297678
I honestly started rubbing my vagina a bit

>>27297811
wew
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What's the aftermath of this though? Did the Chad end up in jail for attempted murder or what? If not, why not?
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>>27299157
You're a fucking idiot man.
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>>27297518
so did the chad get arrested for attempted murder?
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>>27297518
How is this legal? The shirtless guy wasnt violent in any way. You can just surprise choke out someone you have an argument with in the USA?

Isnt this attempted murder? Im confused
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>>27300836
next time pull out your gun and shoot them. You never know!!
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>>27297783
Like you would do anything
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>>27300769
>>27300820
Chad was hailed a hero and given 2 virgin girls to deflower paid for by the city.
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>>27300836
>The shirtless guy wasnt violent in any way.

Lolwut. He hit dude's bike, hit a seat on the train and then pushed the other guy's bike out of the way. That's violent.

Plus any American who has spent any amount of time around retard cholos like that can tell you that violence is a guaranteed outcome, not a possibility.
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>chad wants to jump off a building
chad gets all the pussy and is not put into psychiatric institute
>robot doesn't smile for more than 5 minutes
Put on suicide watch
>chad is considered daring and adventurous and therefore fun in bed
>robot is considered mentally unstable and a coward
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1aFlZUTiEDU
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>>27301087
>chad is considered daring and adventurous
>for trying to slit his wrists
lolwut
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>>27297518
>WORLDSTAR!!!
I love blacks so much, at least for this
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>>27301330
I love their cocks
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>>27297780
asffag.
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Good. This guy will be arrested now for assault and battery. That's what Chad gets
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>>27297573

Some people's hearts stop when you cut off the carotid artery like that. That's good enough reason for it to be illegal.
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>>27297573
In the UK, butterknives are illegal.

Go eat your crumpets, faggot.
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