go home chad you're drunk

>>27297236
truth

why are these captcha pictures so hard?

i feel like were you really those things you wouldnt feel the need to prove it on this board
go outside and toss a pigskin around, loser

>>27297288
a. it's night
b. i'm not really proving anything

this is just for entertainment value, boss. mostly mine.

>>27297227
p.s. also please help me think up a 4chan name thing so i can go shit up other threads in case this one doesn't go anywhere. nothing weird tho. k, thanks.

>>27297227
I don't want to be like you, normie. Your life is fucking boring.

I just want to be a greater version of myself, I want to stay an outsider, but stop being a loser.

>>27297227
Despite this being some of the worst bait I've ever seen I'll bite.
> what do you do for a living
> favorite kind of scotch, whiskey, bourbon, etc
> university you went attended

>>27297227
give me some money. shove your advice up your ass.

Nobody cares. You will die the same as the rest of us.

>hey guys I own a Facebook profile with over 50 friends
>ask me anything

what's your 1rm for bench, deadlift and squat? no e-stats please.

Your advice is shit because you have no clue what robots feel about themselves, you probably lack introspective all together. This is why no one wants normies here, because they just give out terrible 3rd grader advice

>>27297410
i can assure you that my life is far from boring. you can still become a greater version of yourself while enjoying life. otherwise, you'll be 80 and know everything but wish you'd actually lived.

>>27297437
>IT, networking
>it's pretty basic, but i typically drink Glenlivet 18 year
>none, self-taught

>>27297439
if i gave you money, you'd never appreciate its value

>>27297444
if i'm lucky, i'll die happier after living a more fulfilling life

>>27297461
i don't really use facebook. my friends know my phone number.

>>27297469
i've never done 1RMs, and i don't know what an e-stat is

>>27297485
i don't lack introspective, but i'd agree that i don't know what you feel about yourself. enlighten me.

>>27297461
>the more facebook friends you have the bigger your e-peen

[spoiler[:^)![/spoiler]

>>27297555
Buy me a porn subscription that's 30 dollars

>>27297227
>not making six figures a month
go fuck yourself crappy failed normie

>>27297469
>>27297555
obviously not a /fit/izen.
okay what do you bench, squat and deadlift for 5 reps.

>>27297580
facebook friends don't really mean much in real life, honestly. most people accept any requests they get, anyway.

>>27297588
you do realize that 90% of the internet is porn, right?

>>27297602
hahaha, well played

>>27297622
isn't /fit/ just gay dudes though?

>>27297667
>isn't /fit/ just gay dudes though

No, they say "no homo" so it's not gay.

>>27297756

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cwg9NceFco

also, why do you people hate girls so much?

>>27297227
Do you do anything? Or just get drunk.

can i win her back if i work hard enough, Chad?

>>27297793
you'd grow to hate girls too if you were a socially inept virgin that didn't know how to get pussy and function like the rest of society

>>27297793
I don't know. I just hate girls because I hate everyone in general. Doesn't really have much to do with them being female.

>>27297841
i work a lot these days, so it doesn't leave much time for fun/sleep/life. i'm usually with friends or my girlfriend on the weekends, but i like to watch movies, travel, cook, learn shit, and fix things when i get free time.

>>27297887
brother, she isn't worth your time. you can do better.

>>27297902
you might be right. why not channel that hate into something productive, though?

>>27297908
this might be the best and most honest thing i've read all night

>>27297227
How important was education to your current success? Post secondary at all?

>>27297306
entertain yourself faggot

>>27297227
Show us your pink asshole, gayboy.

>>27297988
no post secondary. just found something i enjoyed & spent as much time as i could learning and being the best i could at it. figuring out how things connect has always fascinated me. i'd say education was very important. just not traditional classroom education. that's just me though.

>>27297991
this is entertaining enough for now

>>27298017
i'm not gay, but you can google pink assholes if you want.

>>27297227
Can I get a hug? No idea how that will sober you up, but maybe by robot life can unsettle you enough to sober up?

>>27298177
hahaha, i take it back - yours is the best post, friend

i got nothing against robots. i think most of you are probably great people who are just misunderstood and a little beaten down by life.

>>27297908
*tips fedora*
you sound like a reddit fag