>pour the milk before the cereal
Who /mischief/ here?
thats fucked man
get help
>wear sneakers without socks
>>27296912
>>27297158
I do both, unironically. Why would I want soggy cereal or sweaty feet?
>six servings per container
>eat the entire thing in 10 minutes
But soggy cereal is the best.
Why even bother with milk if you're not going to combine the two?
>>27297191
You milk the cereal and sneaker the socked foot because they avoid those problems you fuckwit.
How the hell do you avoid sweaty feet by not wearing socks? Are the only socks available in your country wool?
>>27297158
>>27297191
Good way to get athletes foot/warts
Real smooth robos
>>27297158
>wear socks and sandals out in public
>>27296912
> go to mcdonald
> use bathroom
> clog toilet with all the paper towel
> poop on the floor and smear it all over the walls and mirror
take that normies
>>27297334
I never understood why normies get retarded over this
>>27297342
Cuz they're shallow retards
I did it for the first time the other day
I'm all out of fucks to give
>>27297158
>>27297191
>yfw girl in school was taking shoe off and had no socks on
>got hard imagining the stench of her sweaty feet
sexy
who /oatswithwater/ here?
>>27297509
cheapest breakfast in college, not bad
>>27296912
I visited a local occult bookstore the other day. A flaky grill was chatting up the clerk, and old crone, about astrology and just generally being flaky. I could tell that even the crone was slightly put off by her, and wanting her to just leave, and eventually the flake did. But it was perfectly clear by their conversations that they were both wicca-aligned personalities. These were/are witchy women. They were both quite squeaky and emotional-sounding with each other, despite their age difference.
This is a comprehensive bookstore, and so I had retrieved a copy of the Malleus Maleficarum. For those who don't know, the Malleus Maleficarum is an infamous text from the inquisition days, which purported to detail how best to try, exact confession from, and generally handle witches. The front cover had a woodcut of witches being burnt. The clerk took a look as I checked out and muttered something like "woof, this is the most I've ever seen of this thing."
>>27297480
>post more
bloxaek
earlier today i took my moms car and drove to get tyson tendies at the store because mommy wouldnt take me. on my way back i stopped in the road, got out of the car and opened a car door and left it open. then i drove off back home. i hope persons car is wet tomorrow morning when they have to go to work. cant believe their door was unlocked. thats most mischief o did today.
>>27296912
>wash before eating
>dont wash before eating.
>forget to put the cereal in your bowl
I do this because I've had several occasions where I get the cereal in the bowl and then realize I'm out of milk
>Eating cereal and milk rather than just grains in hot water
disgusting
>>27296912
what the FUCK
how do you know how much milk to put in??? doesn't make sense senpai
> game says press options to begin
> press X
>>27301262
How can you make cereal every day and not know how much milk you use?
>>27298837
This story is so fucking weird, but I know it has to be real because of how detailed, specific, and relatively uneventful it is.
Seriously, what the fuck. You went to an occult bookstore (I didn't even know that was a thing) and purposely intimidated a "witch". Like, dude, what.
>therapist asks if i've had suicidal thoughts
>i tell him i haven't
>i actually have
>work a job i hate to buy things i don't need to impress people i don't like
>>27301918
thats the problem with therapy tee bee haych
>>27301918
Why pay someone to help you if you're just going to lie to them?
>>27301963
>>27302000
they call the coppers if you tell them you've had suicidal thoughts. american therapy is garbage anyway.
>>27302073
They do that so you don't kill yourself
>>27297342
I really don't get why people do it but I've never understood why normies REEE over it either.
>"Have a good day!"
>actually have an awful day
silly normies will never win
>cashier girl asks me how I'm doing
>say "good"
>doing JUST awful
>>27302073
That's not true, they only call the cops if you have the intent to kill yourself, meaning you planned or explicitly said "I'm going to kill myself", don't spread this misinformation, you only make it harder for people to seek help.
i read my room mates diary when he isnt home
>>27301352
I had to ponder for a moment why I laughed so heartily at this post.
I came to the conclusion that the juxtaposition between that exact pepe image and way you made a mockery of an already established mockery of a common video game trope was actually quite indeed funny.
Thank you for that fine post kind anon, I will be deposition exactly 7.51 GBP into your account by tomorrow afternoon to show my appreciation for your comedic mind.
>people who drink milk straight out of the carton
use a cup you fucking uncivilised savages
>pay for something that costs $1.99
>hand over two dollars
>"do u want ur change???"
>"Yes."
Those jews won't get me.
>>27302213
>1c coins
>>27296912
I do it for stealth reasons. Don't want to hear captain crunch plinking on a ceramic bowl or else my family might hear me and those fucking normies will swarm.
>>27302125
>seek help
I told you already american therapy aint help. It's a hug box for temporary good feels that just ignores the deeper problems. Take meds if you wanna become another meme in the modern psychiatry racket.
>>27302267
You make it sound like the whole thing is standardized, which it isn't, you can go to two different mental health professionals and have two entirely different experiences, they're not all shit.
Let me ask you something, do you have BPD?
>>27296912
What circle of Hell did you crawl out of?
>Cute girl at gym says hi
>Ignore her
>>27302544
she wasn't going to suck your cock anyways. good move.
>>27302571
She wanted it. I'm ripped as fuck. I just get so much pleasure out of rejecting women.
>>27302587
sure thing, bud ;p
>>27302198
Get fucked, normie
>>27302213
Patrician
>>27302235
Poorfag
>>27303282
I'm not a poorfag I just don't live in a country retarded enough to use 1c coins.
>>27303336
I'm mailing you 10 US dollars in pennies as we speak
>>27303373
And I'll mail you 10,000 US pennies in dollars. And we keep mailing each other money back and forth. AND THEN WE'RE RICH!!!
>be neet
>mommy tells me to go buy milk
>hands me money
>cuz
>you know
>im a neet
>cashier asks how i am
>"terrible"
>"oh"
>everytiem
>smirk all the way home
>>27303535
>he doesn't use the self service checkout
Fucking normie
>at the casino
>casinowageslave comes by and asks if i want anything else
>order a coke
>didn't even wanted it
>>27302095
Let me explain myself >>27297334 >>27297431 then
>want to go to the store and buy foodstuffs
>kinda chilly outside
>don't feel like putting shoes on
>tfw flip flops protect the soles of my feet sufficiently
Why wouldn't I do it?
>>27303627
>don't feel like putting shoes on
Shoes are not hard to use though
>>27303683
Sometimes I can't even life, let alone shoe
Flippie floppies are good enough for me
I want shoe shills to leave
>>27296912
>Call myself cute boy online
>not actually cute
>call people weirdos and stalkers when they want picture proof
Who /Type the password before the username/ here?
Im not retarderino i swear
>say brb
>kill myself
>never come right back
>>27296912
Dont eat cereal with milk
>>27304603
>jojo
>tripfag
maybe you should kill yourself
