I had thought about getting an escort in the US. But with all the scams and stings, its just too shady for a beta like me. I knew the option of going to Amsterdam existed, but it never seemed worth it to go all the way to Europe just to fuck.
But these FKK clubs in Germany. They are like a taste of heaven on earth. Its like your own personal harem of 9/10 blonde models. You pay $90 Euros and you can just hang out with naked girls all day and fuck as many as you want.
I haven't traveled much, so I'd like a fellow Robot to join me on this quest.
>>27296671
is this true? im in the uk
>>27296774
yes
https://www.reddit.com/r/Hookers/comments/4b5kg0/recommended_alternatives_to_amsterdam_in_europe/
>>27296671
id go for a weekend, but how abt you go and write abt it then ill go, dont have time to coordinate really
>>27296896
MAybe we could meet up my 1st weekend there for my confidence
>>27296935
buddy, i cant help you with your confidence. dont need it anyway. if you need confidence go to fit and do /ss/, its what i did years ago.
I always thought that whores were dirty and shady and illegal. Or they were hot models but only afforded by rich bizmen and politicans.
But it turns out in Germany, you and I fellow r9k incels can enjoy model-tier European babes at reasonable prices
>>27296972
Its not the confidence of asking girls out or anything like that. That ship has long sailed, which is why Im in this thread. Its just going alone in a strange foreign city, going to a brothel, I'd prefer having a fellow incel with me as a duo.
>>27296671
Pay for my ticket and ill go with u op
I'm 6 feet tall and I've trained in muay Thai kickboxing so I can also be ur bodyguard
Ill be a sweet wingman
I
It's true, whores in europe are completely different than in the US.
i came here to the uk and got a bulgarian maid to clean my place, underpaid her 5 quid on accident and she asked if she could have sex with me instead of having the money
i obliged her, wore a condom, and still have a subtle rash that wont go away that is allegedly not an std according to my doctors on my pubis
>>27297043
id be as clueless as you, ive only been to portugal. go to /pol/ and ask a german there and they might help you out
but i dont think it matters, just find one on the internet and show up and dont stay out late at night and youll be fine
>>27296671
>Whore
You realize your still a virgin? Sticking your dick in a mushed up pussy isn't what keeps you from stop being khv.
If you fuck an escort, you are still a virgin.
>>27297123
2 useless incels are better than 1
>>27296671
i would, but i'm third world scum that is not allowed in the first world because of being third world scum
I'd go, seriously.
Just give me enough notice to take a vacation from work.
>>27297348
If you are 3rd World Bourgeoise and can afford it, you are welcome
>>27297356
I'd go in late April
>>27297418
I'd be down with going I /k/ a lot so I could security but I'm poor
>>27297477
I'm going to try to keep expenses down myself. I'm a NEET and blowing my savings on this trip. But I figure it'll be an education on whether life is worth living and working for for an incel.
I'll never attract girls, the Darwinian way. But if a few times a year, capital can buy me a harem of blonde babes, then maybe I will get a job.
If this trip sucks, I can feel that I've exhausted all options for happiness, given the genetic cards I was dealt. And my next trip can be suicide tourism.
>>27297534
>And my next trip can be suicide tourism.
I will join you for that one, brother.
>>27297418
You have a throwaway Reddit username I can message you on?
>>27297806
https://www.reddit.com/user/germo44
>>27296671
Its funny because I've been planning to go on a nonstop fuckfest but i also want the chance of bringing back a sexy waifu. So my plan was to go to either Ukraine or Vietnam, where model tier girls will marry you just to come to America. Even if you don't find a waifu, there are dirt cheap sexy prostitutes, so you can just bang 3-4x a day in your hotel
If you are serious about it, email me on my anon email
[email protected]
I'm a normie and I have enough money to pay for a lot of shit, I would just feel less likely to die to a 3rd world pimp if I wasn't by myself
Pic related, my ex gf keeps tempting me with her snatch. I want to bang like 30 girls in a week and bring home a model tier wife so I can get over her
>>27297946
I also have enough miles to go anywhere so if you come up with a better plan, let me know. Distance is not an issue
>>27297946
Its funny I was checking flights to Amsterdam and the cheapest was through Kiev. I would have been stuck in Kiev for a few hours. I'm not sure if I'd have been allowed to leave the airport. I know US citizens dont need a visa in Ukraine.
I want a country where its 100% legal and open. If I'm going to to deal with grey markets, might as well stay in North America.
>>27297975
Ukraine has .. strange political issues
Vietnam has issues where you'll be secondary to her family (you're thinking of Philippines which still has the "omgz can haz green card" phenomenon)
>>27298043
The Roosh forum was bragging about how the strange war would make girls even more desperate for a visa out of Ukraine
>>27298069
As an FYI, US immigrant visa takes about a year to get, when USCIS fully believes you're not just trying to take advantage of the system. If you are.. good luck. Living together is almost a prerequisite, and marriage definitely so (there is a so called fiancee visa but it takes just as long to process as the immigrant visa so why bother?)
>>27298107
No, these incels really do want a wife
>>27298152
I'm not saying it's a bad thing; I got married in Thailand and did the immigrant visa -> green card -
> naturalization thing (still together 7 years later!) but I was lucky enough to live together with the immigrant-to-be while waiting, which matters a LOT in high immigration fraud countries.
Is prostitution illegal in the U.S. because here they want men to work themselves to death so they don't go insane from loneliness?
Making women completely inaccessible unless you spend an insane amount of effort working while also having to randomly win the genetic lottery seems like a piece of shit move by a piece of shit society.
And they're even censoring women in the media to make the pain even worse. The U.S. hates betas more than any other society.
>>27298269
Yeah as an Asian-looking Eurasian male, I don't feel bad about buying a whore, since real love is even more materialistic with white women demanding Asian males make $250k just for an online dating response.
Being an ugly Eurasian, I feel I literally get more bang for my bunk than Chads who still pay for whores.
The leftist green party actually weakened the laws for prostitution when they were still part of the government. They knew that a lot of guys would go away empty-handed if they kept liberalising society which would inevitably end with multiple women fucking a few high quality men.
>>27298269
It's more about our Puritanical heritage and muh family values hypocrites. I think Nevada has legal brothels, though, and maybe elsewhere.
>>27298332
Prostitution is proof that capitalism with all its flaws is better for human relations than the primitive Darwinian alternative.
This is gonna wind up like that time way back when 23 or so robots /trv/ to Thailand and they all wound up either kidnapped, dead, in jail for raping lolis, or running off to become buddhist monks in Laos
>>27298340
Nevada does have legal brothels. If u take a look at some of to women though they look kinda squishy.
>>27298043
i live right near little saigon in orange county, i know multiple people who have been to vietnam and still experienced the "will you marry me? i promise ill be the best wife ever etc."
ive always planned to have a stay at home housewife, i dont want to pay a premium for a western one when im just going for looks anyways
>>27298069
ive heard this too, of all the eastern european countries, they have the best crossover of hotness to desperation. vietnam i think has the best in asia since they are as poor as any SEA country, but theres a lot of lightskinned ones that can pass for korean or japanese
>>27298391
Germany is a safe civilized white country and we are purchasing legal services. It'll be good.
>>27298391
Link to source? I gotta see this.
I'm a Eurasian male virgin just like Elliot Rodger. Same obsession with blonde white girls. Except unlike Elliot, I wont turn down the chance of sex, because I want girls to love me for my heart. Money is no worse than natural attraction. I have to pay a premium for white girls, since I despise non-whites. So be it.
>>27296671
Sorry, I can't go with, insufficient funds and it goes against my morals. If you go to /pol/, don't mention your from here or they'll give you shit. If they don't tell you tho, /int/ is always great for this.
>>27298019
where i live in california, the hot/classy escorts average $160/hour
in vietnam/ukraine its like $30-50 for high end lol.
>>27298391
Kek
I was on 4chan for about a fortnight when that farce happened
>>27297229
By the time you reach your mid twenties, it's the only way to experience sex. Some people don't want to go wizard, believe it or not.
>>27298462
I think I'd rather pay $160 an hour or $80 for half an hour with a hot white escort in the US, rather than go through all the trouble of traveling. But it seems hard to arrange. All the ad sites suck.
Damn, I've been meaning to check out Germany if only for the "immersion" everyone talks about when learning a second/third/Xth language. I would also like to bang beautiful hookers in a legal way.
As it stands, I have no means to travel to Europe any time soon. I wish you the best of luck OP.Ich will ficken.
>>27298462
just wanted to compare that with the FKK club you posted from reddit. it said its $90 to get in, but its $150 for every 30 minutes of sex. if you wanted to go in once, it would be a minimum of $240
vs going grey market in a poorer country where you could bang 8 girls for the same price. you bang from sunrise to sunset if you stop for meals
>>27298407
Go for it then :-)
>>27296671
Jawohl you should absolutely leave some money with our sex industry, just be advised that
1) prostitution here is legal which actually led to an increase in behind-the-scenes gang activity because it's now harder for police to investigate
2) some Neonazi groups are obviously involved in the red light business and the local night life so pick the right cities/areas or just be white
3) tensions are hot with all those migrants flooding into Europe right now
4) but generally Germans are very orderly and just want to make good business so if you pay and behave everyone will be happy
Wow talk about germany's best kept secret.
I'm not gonna go on an international trip with a robot because you're probably intolerable to be around let alone travel with. But thanks for the info.
I am 100% adding this to my life goals.
>>27298495
ive done it a few times on backpage. its incredibly easy. just click an ad, then google search the number posted in the ad.
if it comes up with theescortreview, and the escort has reviews, then call her and youre good to go. if the escort has no reviews or escortpolice/escortbust come up in the results, click the next ad
every time its taken me like 15-20 minutes of going through/verifying before i found a good one but its a pretty foolproof system
>>27298583
>tensions are hot with all those migrants flooding into Europe right now
I'm a mongrel and have stayed away from Eastern Europe cause those guys hate brown muzzies and kebabs. What are the odds I'd get glassed in Germany?
>>27298562
sure but going grey market in a poor country comes with the added anxiety of getting robbed raped murdered or contracting some terrible std or backwater super virus not seen in wester civilization for hundreds of years.
Whereas germany is a first world comfy vacation with tested whores and it doesn't smell like shit everywhere you go. Though that is rapidly changing.
>>27298651
What kind of mongrel?
>>27298827
Irish dad + Brit/Indian mum. Born and raised in NZ
>>27298891
>Irish dad + Brit/Indian
I don't think anybody cares, people are on the lookout for Middle East/North Africa
>>27296671
I'm black though and from what I've heard niggas get lynched when they arrive in europe. Not looking to get shot or mauled by angry mobs because I recklessly eyeballed a white woman
>>27299055
That sounds like a mix that could look exactly like an Arab
>>27296671
Kek is probably get too nervous, pay them anyway and then tell them to leave.
>>27296671
>desireing real sex
>traveling to different parts of the world
>having the courage to do so
>these things don't encur anxiety and spaghetti
>a robot
fuck off normalfag
pic related how you look on this site
>>27299055
>>27299116 is right, loads of people think i'm arab, but just as many guess Greek, Italian, Spanish, South American. Guess i'll have to rely on my ridiculous accent and get some tatts of the Orthodox cross. Maybe I'll just look for an arab to bash to fit in with the locals
>>27299394
I will try to keep it simple and limit my stay to traveling from my hostel to the brothel and back.
>>27299113
Europeans are huge fucking cucks you'll probably get offers to fuck from white women immediately and nobody will even give you a mean look or they'll be jailed for racism
>>27299435
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascha_(brothel)
>Before the 2006 FIFA World Cup in Germany, Muslims protested that the brothel insulted Islam when it advertised using a 24-metre-high by 8-metre-wide poster, mounted on the side of its building, showing a half-naked woman and the flags from all of the countries which qualified for the world cup, including those of Muslim nations. The slogan on the poster read Die Welt zu Gast bei Freundinnen (The world as guest with girlfriends), a pun on the slogan for that year's World Cup, Die Welt zu Gast bei Freunden (The world as guest with friends). The protesters compared the poster to the Jyllands-Posten Muhammad cartoons. In response to the protests, and threats of violence, which began on 2006-04-21, the owners blacked out the flags of Saudi Arabia and Iran (both of which include words from the Quran), though the flag of Tunisia (which does not show any scriptural text) was left alone.[12][13]
>>27299533
no way gun ownership in europe is like upways of 70%.
At the fkks you pay to get in and hang, and then you also pay the girls to fuck them. At the party-treff places you pay to get in and then it's all-you-can-fuck - no additional payments.
The fkks usually have hotter chicks than the party-treffs, but I was at one party-treff near Frankfurt that had some pretty hot polish chicks.
I was at an fkk just yesterday. Had a greet ffm threesome with two 21-year-old Hungarians.
>>27299617
Tell us where. Which party-treff has the hotties?
>>27299546
>Muslims protested that the brothel insulted Islam
Why are they even here just go live in Islamland we don't care
>>27296671
I'm too ugly and my nerves too weak for such s thing. When I'm nervous it looks like I'm having a heart attack, I sweat, and my dick would probably not even get hard because of the tension.
Really dude, there's no way a bets like me would ever get along with these girls, they would probably be grossed out at my sight.
>>27299787
The nice thing about a club is you can spend all day there just chilling. Maybe approach 1 or 2 girls. And if you're on a week vacation, you'll have a few days of trials.
Its not all or nothing, like say taking a hooker back to your hotel and having 20mins to perform.
>>27299691
I don't remember the names. I was at one in Berlin a few times that has a name that is a woman's name. It had some pretty hot chicks but tons of guys, and usually two or three guys working over each girl at once. I doubt a robot could perform in that situation. Had one girl sucking my dick for like 20 minutes as guy after guy took her doggy style and came. I eventually got kind of bored and left, and she whined about me going without cumming.
I don't remember the name of the one by Frankfurt. It was in some rural location. Kind of weird.
I don't live in Germany but my country has fkks too. But party-treffs aren't legal so they get around it with a tokens system. You pay for the tokens and then give them to the girls. I usually get a two-girl bj, then rest up and then fuck another girl, then i can't cum anymore so I tip the bartender whatever tokens I have left.
>>27299116
>TFW you have the great genetics of two good demographics
>TFW you come out looking like the world's shittiest group
>>27299893
Most people seem to think Frankfurt and NRW is much better than Berlin. I'm biased towards Berlin because of all the historical sites. So if Berlin has some good FKK locations, I'd definitely pick it.
>>27298438
Elliot wanted affection more than he wanted sex, just like you. Otherwise he wouldn't have constantly cried about never being loved and would have gotten an escort,
>>27300147
Sorry, was describing party-treffs. I think Cologne is known for party-treffs or fkks - can't remember. I've only been to party-treffs in Berlin. I think there's a coupe of large scammy fkks in Berlin.
There's a couple nice fkks where i live, with a pool, hot tub, sauna, bar, etc. You can hang out all day. Sometimes I'll get a haircut then go to the 'spa' for the day.
>>27300277
I used to want affection. But now that I realize how sordid it is, I've turned on it. Also these are the cards I'm dealt. Maybe a real gf is much better, but thats beyond me. So if sex is all I can get, might as well test it out and see if life is worth living.
>>27300305
>party-treffs
Why are party-treffs illegal when prostitution is legal?
would pound second from the right all night
>>27300336
In Switzerland (where I live) the German-style party-treff is illegal because it's too close to pimping because the club pays the girls.
In all of these places the customer has to pay the girls directly, not through the club. And so they get around it with the tokens system since you're still giving it to the girl directly and that's how they get paid. I wouldn't be surprised though if some club messes up and gets the system declared illegal.
>$90
>fuck all the women you want
yeah sounds like a scam or really gross women.
>>27297946
I've been to eastern europe before, ill go with ya.
>>27300489
To complicate things, I just remembered that there is a German-style party-treff here. Not sure how they stay in business.
