>order large fries
>"I ordered the small"
>"sorry sir the fries are free, our mistake"
Who /mischief/ here
>>27296199
>go into bathroom stall
>dont even use the toilet, instead browse 4chan
>listen to the wet farts and angry mumbles with glee as people realize that they're not gonna be getting into the stall anytime soon
>go into fast food place
>order a plain hamburger
>after a minute I go back to the counter and show them the plain burger and say I wanted a plain hamburger
>they always get confused
>website asks for age
>always round up to the nearest multiple of 5
>at the supermarket
>put pork and dog food in the halal section
>>27296199
>tell people I'm too underage to post
>I'm actually of age
>about to get out of elevator
>press all floors buttons before
>staying at hotel
>decide to ride the elevator a lot for mischief, waiting to get called and waiting to strike
>a man comes in with his young daughter, she's around 7.
>decide that this is my target
>press the button for the ground floor
>as I reach the ground floor and walk out I hit the button for the basement floor, which is dark and spooky as fuck and three floors below ground floor
>see anger in his eyes as I smile, seeing his angry face disappear behind the closing doors
>>27296524
I do this too, it enrages the normals.
>>27296419
My kinda guy. That's a great idea anon, thanks!
>tell people I'm okay
>I'm actually not
>>27296419
>halal section
Holy fucking shit, tell me this isn't real.
Where do you live m8?
>board for robots only
>post on it anyways even though I'm a normie
>>27296773
Not >>27296419 but we have them here in some places. Fucking scum.
>>27296199
this wouldn't really work because once you get to the second window you've already paid for the size of large fries
>>27296419
>>27296721
>>27296773
>>27296794
Yes, goyi-I means guys, fellow robotics, Muslims are your enemy! Heed Israel's call when she needs your help!
>>27296783
>he performs mischief among the mischief makers
Amazing.
>>27296794
That's pretty shit, my country (Ireland) isn't infested with goat fuckers yet, so we don't have that kind of bullshit
Our political parties are almost communists and socialists, and the most right wing group is pussy tier compared to Trump or Cruz in America.
>>27296859
Fuck off Shlomo, we can nuke you both.
>create fembot threads
>not actually a fembot
>>27296833
Really? Not in my state.
>>27296868
I'm from canada and we already have a lot of goat fuckers. Even more with the "syrian refugees"
>>27296946
>>not actually a fembot
It's hard to be something that doesn't exist.
>>27296946
>create neet threads
>not actually a neet
>>27296982
>mfw we have 4000 refugees max in a country of 5 million people
That's a 1/500 ratio, if my 3 am maths is correct
>>27296199
>wait at bar looking annoyed
>"what would you like to drink?"
>"i paid for the vodka energy like 5 minutes ago and still haven't gotten it"
>"oh sorry, must have forgotten your order, i'll bring you one in a sec"
I get hammered for free. It's their fault for making such a large profit margin.
>>27296859
>implying I dont hate both
uck off muddy pedo
>new guy at the mcdonalds counter
>order 2 apple pies
>he takes the order, even though I know there are no apple pies
>"sorry sir, we actually dont have apple pies"
>"oh, well, can I get a mcflurry instead?"
>"yeah sure"
>mfw getting a mcflurry for a buck
>create wagecuck threads
>from my phone at work
>>27297160
1 in 625
>>27296293
Same, but I quietly fap to the sounds of those wet farts and angry mumbles.
>>27296199
>cute girl asks "are you okay anon" with a grin on her face
>"yeah, just tired"
>really feel kinda upset for no reason
>she just laughs and keeps staring at me
God, and she's so nice. Why do I have to be so antisocial? It took me half a year to get a date with her, and now she doesn't just think I'm shy, now she knows I'm a loser.
>Walking down a somewhat busy sidewalk
>bump shoulders with a passerby
>He says sorry, and turns to walk away
>I tell him I'm not sorry and laugh in his face
>Jokes on him, I'm Canadian and I actually was sorry!
>"Did you read and accept the terms?"
>Didn't read
>Click accept anyways
I'm a master ruseman.
>>27298603
Now THAT'S a good post.
We need more stuff like this.
>>27296833
Think he meant ordering at the counter m8
>>27299048
Fucking savage.
Fuldersnuff
>ask for raise
>don't get one
>work even harder
savage
