How do I stop taking dragon-dildo sized shits?
My butthole is raw right now.
>>27295173
Eat more fiber, and I guess don't hold it in.
>>27295173
Don't use opiates
>>27295173
>eat raisin bran every morning
>take a massive deuce once every day or couple days
>this thing is always too large for my toilet
>have to shit at work so it will actually go down
>still sometimes clogs the work toilet
I try to be nice and only use it if the plunger is present.
Does anyone else ever regularly connect the bottom of their toilet to the tip of their anus with a log? Sometimes I have to stand up a little to pinch it off. Sometimes it slaps my balls as it plops over.
>>27295173
Fuck, I don't have a scat fetish or anything but there's something about taking a monster shit that piques my interest
>high resolution shit pic
I can literally smell it
>>27295173
Clean your toilet, you sick fuck!
And try not holding it in for so long.
>>27295173
>>27295976
Exact same problem here. Always have to destroy my poop with the toilette brush before flushing or the toilette will be clogged badly.
I used to hold my shit in a lot as a kid for reasons I don't even understand myself now and only shit every 3-5 days. I've taken huge dumps ever since. I'd make a good bottom if I were gay.
>>27295173
Why would you want to stop? Feelsgoodman.
>>27295173
Stop eating so much fatass try skipping a few meals and the shit goes smaller.
Source I ate less.
Teach me your ways. I can only shit pebbles.
>>27295173
Well if you can poop something that big then you can take some that big up the ass, work on stretching out ya butthole it will make the poo glide out
>not wanting a satifying shit that stimulates your prostate
>tfw I only shit once every ~3 days
without a doubt this is my most autistic quirk
I don't know why I do it, I always fucking regret it and my ass starts to bleed
and my shitty apartment toilets have awful suction so it's always getting clogged
WHAT A LIFE DUDES WE'RE LIVING IT AND THE EARTH KEEPS ON TURNIN'
>>27295976
>>27296481
>>27296578
Same to be quite honest here family
It's not uncomfortable for me or anything because I eat lots of fiber. Most of em are borderline no-wipers (metaphorically). I usually shit once every 2 - 3 days, sometimes longer. I would say I clog my toilet about 80% of the time, but I also have a shitty small apartment toilet.
I don't even understand how people shit multiple times a day.
Full disclosure though I'm also a skelly who typically only eats two meals a day.
