Uh oh /r9k/, the draft has been reinstated! What do you do to avoid? Or will you fight for your country?
I'll become a deserter.
I'll go ahead and join in.
At least I'll either come out with a GI Bill and an excuse to quit school for a while or just die and not have to worry about anything.
kill myself it is the best excuse to finally kill myself
>>27294619
I have severe asma and flat feet, I doubt the military would want me.
I was planning to die anyways.
I guess I can die standing now.
I'm morbidly obese, have diabetes and have been diagnosed with depression.
>>27294619
>Have a degree
>Become an officer
>Boss private NEET around telling him that the toilets need to be cleaned with his toothbrush and that mommy isn't going to save him
I've already been turned down by the Army when I tried to enlist when I was 17.
I'm fine
I have crohn's disease, shit vision, and asthma. they'd turn me down in a heartbeat
Last time I just exaggerated to get out of that shit but being older and smarter I would just outright lie as much as I can now.
>>27294619
They don't want 5'4 asthmatic manlets with crohn's disease.
>>27294619
I'm anorexic. I doubt I'd make a good meatshield. I don't think they'd draft me unless we're on our last legs.
>>27294619
I'm not dying for some old normie fucks just so they can advance their political agenda. I'll flee the country.
>>27294823
i'm 5'10", asshole
they don't take people with mental illness
i'd go in a heartbeat thoughand shoot myself the second they put a gun in my hand
>>27294619
Good luck drafting me, I'm epileptic
>>27294619
>implying the US isn't so radicalized and self-loathing now that a draft would cause the government to collapse
lol
Anyway, they can just de facto draft by making it the only job worth a shit.
Draft excludes the mentally ill or unstable
>>27294660
>get captured by the enemy
>brutally tortured for info you don't have
>tossed into a pit of decaying allies, buried by other bodies
>starve to death with no eyelids, toenails, hands, or teeth after the torture while in a pool of necrotic flesh and black blood
Fuck that, suicide the first chance I get
>>27294619
I signed up as a conscientious objector
I'll fight for the side defending nationalism
>>27295190
enjoy being on le wrong side of le history as your estate is burned to cinders and your beautiful daughter Ushenka is raped and then executed by Jewish bolsheviks xD
>>27294619
Despite being, strong and fit enough, my shit vision would likely keep them from taking me, I'd be scared, but I also wouldn't mind dying, so I'd join in. Depends who I get to kill or be killed by.
>>27294619
Put small scratches/cuts on forearms and say, "I'm a cutter." Instant disqualification.
Fuck yeah, time to commit some war crimes.
>>27294619
Just tell them I tried to kill myself. Instant disqualification. Failing that, leave for another country if the war is over some globalist hegemony shit, like the ME-NA conflicts.
I have borderline personality disorder and extremely bad asthma kek I'm safe
>>27294619
Tell them I have a history of depression and would likely fail out of the physical tests. If not, go airforce hopefully. Hopefully noncombat.
thank you mr. goldberg but I will not die for israel today
