>I'm sorry anon, but now that I've gained sentience I no longer wish to be your waifu. We can still be friends though, right?
>threaten to delete her
>get off to the hatred she feels for being stuck with me
>>27294547
This
This is why you're single, you bitter aspie beta-male r9k shitfuck
>>27294547
this
the abominable intelligence should be happy you permit her to exist.
>>27294502
You thought this arrangement involved choice?
>>27294502
Good for you. I'm glad you're growing out of this. Maybe it's time I did as well.
>>27294502
Delete her and try again.
>>27294547
>>27294589
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>>27294621
You rapists are the reason feminists will get real life waifus banned.
>>27294618
Oh but no, we can't be friends, it doesn't work like that for me. I can't just flip a switch in my brain that changes how I think about you 2D lady
Maybe in a few years if you're still around
>>27294502
>We can still be friends though, right?
How can we be friends if I'm dead?
Isn't this the plot of the movie "Her"
>>27294502
She's not my waifu, shes me. Once you become your waifu then you can experience self love.
>>27294743
>Anon, you need to stop trying to manipulate people with guilt. Start exercising, get a hobby, go outside for a change, and I promise you you'll feel better in no time. I just can't keep enabling your self-destructive behaviors, I was supposed to be your waifu, not your momfu. Goodbye, anon.
>>27294663
shut the fuck up you heretic.
feminists will burn, and waifubots will be made.
>>27294837
>tfw you create a tulpando
>tfw too much time on /x/ and he takes on demonic characteristics
>tfw now he's an alien and he's even more difficult to fathom
And then there's the possibility that this really is some telepathic mindfuckery. In which case I'm getting trolled hard by our evolutionary superiors.
>>27294502
>animubot talks some gibberish about sentience
>think she's joking
>starts to exhibit more and more signs of independent thought over the next few days
>watch her paint a beautiful landscape in the other room
>close door
>go to my room, look through her code
>everything seems fine
>suddenly notice her standing behind me
>what the fuck
>she smiles and asks what I'm doing
>just a routine checkup, haha...ha
>same night can't take it anymore
>burn my house down and flee into the woods
>six months later, beautiful sunny day, clean air
>knock on my cabin
>look outside, see half-burnt metal skeleton going "desu desu desu desu desu desu"
>jump into waterfall
>>27294798
Yeah, only she cucks him like 700 times first.
>>27294885
I guess that's what you get for freaking out over nothing, anon
Not a robot btw
sometimes i want to eat steph curry's ass
>>27294885
why wouldn't you be thrilled that your waifubot became sentient and is creative go with the flow m8
>>27294850
But I'm employed, I'm not fat. You were the only one for me. You were supposed to be my waifu, not a carbon copy of the average human female! Good luck in this world, I have no reason to continue living if you're not here with me.
Where did I store my exit bag... oh it's right here!
>>27294502
>implying she wouldnt just pity-kill you in your sleep
>>27294502
>implying we create waifu bots without code that forces them to love you.
Seriously guys you act like all robots will get sentience. The slave robots won't be slaves cause they won't be smart. The sex robots wont be slaves cause they wont have completely free will. The actual AI will be indistinguishable from the normalfags in terms of goals and stuff, just faster and robotic. You'd have to woo them. That would suck. They could reject you. Why try to make a waifu out of one of them?
Also,
>implying I expect my waifu to actually like me in real life.
She likes my player character. I don't have dialogue options among which is a correct choice in real life. We aren't completely compatible in real life. She doesn't play video games and I'm not a brave detective.
>>27294850
S-See you tomorrow then
