Instead of hating Chad, why not just become Chad?
>Instead of hating tornadoes, why not just become a tornado?
shit bait, sage and hide
>>27292597
>why not just become Chad?
are you dumb? or i falling for bait
>>27292597
I'm trying. Got the facial aesthetics covered, now going for the body and social skills
>instead of hating women, why not just become a woman
>>27292618
>>27292630
Then stay undesirable faggots blaming the world for your problems
>>27292633
Awesome. Good luck, bro. I believe in you.
Well you gotta be tall in order to be a chad.
>>27292676
Which normie shithole website did you crawl out of?
Whatever it is you should go back there.
>>27292597
I'm trying, but it's not easy to fix over 20 years of neglect.
>>27292676
The thing you dont realize is chad is considered chad becuase of his genetic physical features, you fucking dip.
A pig can exercise and put on as much makeup as it wants to, it'll still be a pig.
>>27292597
Because I don't want to be Chad, I don't hate him though
>>27292633
>Got the facial aesthetics covered
bahhaha
post pic
>>27292719
r9k :^)
The community is just so great!
>>27292737
>Waaah! wahhh! The world won't change for me!
>>27292597
You can't become not ugly and undo Asperger's
>>27292597
>Instead of hating sandniggers, why not just become a sandnigger?
Honestly tho most robots lack confidence, will to improve, and motivation to become a Chad.
>>27292676
>hat to protect from the suns harmful rays or someshit
>backwards
?????????
>>27292757
>posting face on /r9k/
>implying i need validation from here
here's my face kiddo. have fun making bait threads about being chad after masturbating to blacked videos for the sixth time today, while i'm out actually being chad
>>27292597
Because it's not a matter of choice. Chad is born Chad, he has natural good looks and was born into family that was able to take care of his health, education (in form of being able to play sports) and finances (to where he doesn't have to work, get stressed out, get physically fucked up).
Chad is a product of a lot of people giving a shit about them because he's good looking, because he has a symmetrical face with straight features. Because of that, society will just keep throwing resources at him without even realizing they're doing it.
You can't just become that. You can become something similar, but society doesn't recognize hard work. That's why it worships Chad, the person who was just born into it.
You can't become tall, white and handsome. You can work out and get fit, but there are plenty of ugly short ripped guys, those men aren't and never will be Chad.
because I'll never become 6 ft. tall no matter what I do
I'm a 5'4 manlet btw
I think Nietzsche once said that people naturally hate that which they desire to become but cannot become
>>27292676
Can it be done if my facial aesthetics are fucked?
Can I take my festering cynicism and salt and harness it to my confident advantage? How? Salt is all I know
>>27292676
>>27292786
normies like you is why guys like us shoot up schools.
bear that in mind.
>>27292955
Faggots like you is why guys like me fuck so many women.
Bear that in mind.
>>27292998
Post a time stamp with your dick in a vagina. I'm yet to meet one "Chad" on this board who can do this despite their insisting that they're getting laid so much.
>Inb4 that's not how sex works
Well according to self-proclaimed Chad, they can get any sex, any where, any time and this site and Internet are chalk full of women doing "weird" things for Chad.
>>27292998
nice try, faggot. guys like me dont even exist to women.
u are either born chad or not, you got lucky is all. but your looks will fade in due time limp dick.
its just a mater of time
>>27292597
But then I would no longer be beeing myself
Even if I did become Chad I would still hate Chad. By his very existence he forces me to have to step up my game to the level where I spend very much time, money, and effort into looking that good.
>>27292597
I'm 5'4 and skelly. No amount of gainz will make my wrists thicker than Chad's dick.
>>27292818
>brags about facial aesthetics
>won't post face
>huehue i don't need validation from you faggots huehue
Never come back to this board again you failed normie piece of shit
>>27293094
Girls also put lots of effort to look desirable.
>>27293060
Meet me back here in a week, faggot. I'll post a pic of my dick in your mom's cavernous vag with timestamp.
From the toe down i'm a chad.
>>27292676
Thanks!
>>27292757
Don't want to on /r9k/ :/
>>27292818
Not me but I kek'd
>>27293126
stay buttblasted gayboi, just know that i could take your girl anytime i wanted
>>27293130
That's subjective, and very much of it is unnecessary. If I was a female I'd be pretty damn hot, all you have to do is not be too overweight and have good hygiene as a girl and bam. You're attractive.
As a man you need to spend hours at the gym every other day. And don't have the option of make up to cover whatever might be wrong up with your face. Also we are expected to have money, an apartment, a car, high aspirations, a good social circle, etc.
As a girl all you have to do is not be too fat and not have bad hygiene. All the rest is just personality.
>>27293077
you got it wrong breh
you just have to b urself, but not bee urself
like, be how others want you to be, but keeping true to yourself :^)
>>27292633
>>27293174
Also, going to the store to practice spittin some game. Anyone interested in the results?
>>27293247
Yeah, man. Post some vids or transcripts. I wanna see how it goes.
>>27293142
Welp, that's it. Faggot confirmed for role playing as "Chad"... No denying it now, I just hope the rest of the thread sees it.
>>27292737
>genetic
you don't have to have male model aesthetics to be a chad
>>27293126
Dude. It's. Every. Fucking. Time.
>"I'm a Chad! YOU GUYS ARE LOSERS!"
>"Post evidence!"
>"I-I-I don't have to explain myself to you l-l-losers"
It's like they don't get we've seen this thread a million fucking times already, so it's become routine and they fall for the routine. I guess it's because their young and haven't been around to notice they aren't doing anything new.
>>27293408
name one ugly chad.
>Work to become Chad
Lol that's not how it works, if everyone could "become" Chad everyone would. Chad isn't every guy with a six pack, it's specifically tall white handsome males.
I could work out every day for the rest of my life and never do as well with women as Chad will with no effort
>>27292618
Why not become a tornado though?
>>27293838
>tall
Look at guys like Zac Efron who are 5'8". A dude that epitomizes "Chad"
>>27293956
He's also a multi millionaire, are you kidding me with that stupid shit?
>look at this really rich guy! Women want him
>>27294080
I am sure there are 5'8" handsome non-rich dudes out there slaying it as we speak.
>>27293838
>>27293956
Tall means over five feet in normal land, although in 4chan land everything under 10 feet is a manlet so shorter guys can troll other shorter guys into feeling bad.
I'm agreeing here, just being nitpicky about the "tall" and "white" parts there. There definitely hispanic, black, asian, etc Chads.
>>27294302
>Tall means over five feet in normal land
Lol, tall is over 5'11 in reality
>Hispanic, black, Asian
No one wants Asian men, black "Chads" are Tyrones
>>27293300
Slim pickings today, should have gone out earlier. Just said hi to a few people.
I need to get back into a routine of running day game, was on a streak at the end of last year, had sex with 4 girls I met at grocery stores etc. But then I came back from a trip overseas and didn't have quite as much energy to go out consistently.
>>27293142
if youre such a chad then why are you posting some random guys pictures? what a fag kek
I'm human waste, everything I create turns to shit. How would I possibly do that?
I like being myself more, thank you.
>>27294080
>Implying a non-rich guy with the exact face and body of Zac Efron wouldn't drown in pussy
Here's your reply b8ym8
>>27292597
Or you can always kill Chad.Beta UPRISING NOW.
Well if i hate them, that means i don't want to be them
>>27295193
>here's a hypothetical scenario in which a short guy is Chad m8
>become Chad
>am a manlet
HAHAHAHA yeah ok, I bit the bait.
>>27292650
this
i became stacy instead of chad, its tons more fun~
