>haven't really heard from oneitis in a couple months
>haven't really attempted to talk to her either
>also haven't seen her since December since her car broke
>suddenly get a message asking for pizza
>that fucking bitch
>wait what the fuck she wants to go out
What the fuck, I thought she ran off with Chad or something, does she actually like me?
Don't tell me you actually ordered a pizza for her.
>>27292304
well that's totally fake. lol.
>>27292304
You're a fool and everything that's wrong with the male gender. Fix your shit.
>>27292304
>I swear if you got her the pizza
Fake and fagful post
>>27292304
>my usual
You've sent her pizzas in the past havent you, you fucking beta.
I hope you said "sent ;)" as the meme kind where you didnt actually send her anytihng.
anyway she did run off with chad most likely but he got bored of the shape of her pussy hole and needed a new one.
>>27292304
>I thought she ran off with Chad or something
Jokes on you anon, either kingbeta or bait.
>>27292304
unless she's skinny and your a feeder and getting pics of her tummy then you're beyond stupid.
if you ordered her pizza then youre a dead man maggot
>>27292304
No. You're friends. But go smell her armpits and call it a day.
>>27292304
She's getting a big sausage pizza right now.
Come at me, faggots. Original Pizza
>>27292304
That sounds like2 dudes talking
Oh god.
She's using you so hard.
nah she's just using you for pizza, pizza boy.
>>27292615
hehehee but now we know she lives at 7100 corporate drive, piano, texas, 75024, usa
>>27292675
lets send a shitload of pizzas there!
>>27292615
>large pizza
who'd ask for this if they're alone
>bacon
weird taste coming from a roastie
>>27292590
ohhh.
nice b8 fegg
>>27292732
bacon on pizza is god tier, but yeah unless shes a literal fucking whale she shouldnt be eating a whole large fucking pizza. i can't even do that and im 6' 270lbs with zero muscle.
Dude you need to block her number.
next time she wants pizza get her a hawaiian that shit is nasty
>>27292763
I can and i'm 5'7 160 lbs no muscle. including multiple sodas.
you are a very low tier fatty.
Beta orbiter as fuck
>>27292810
Fuck you, Hawaiian is God Tier.
This is full bait fuck you, normie cunt. Hang yourself.
>>27292304
Need conclusive proof that this is not fake, right now.
>>27292842
you are an sick fuck
>>27292859
text simulator and he ordered himself a pizza. stop worrying this is r9k most of this shit is fake
>>27292859
I don't know what you want from me.
>>27292842
it is a heinous waste of ingredients
>>27292892
>
probably
but let us for a few fleeting moments pretend that someone is more pathetic than us. it takes our minds off how pathetic we are.
>>27292651
This should be a new terminology. Pizza boys.
>>27292913
I've been there. You need to block her number.
>>27292913
>proof
>posts a screenshot that doesn't match any iphone's dimensions
ok then.
>>27293021
Pretty sure OP is literally too much of a pizza cuck to ever be able to block her number.
>>27293023
Because I'm cropping the name off, genius.
>>27293059
it's actually the resolution which is higher than any iPhone ever made. taking a screenshot cannot give you higher res than your screen. you used a shitty simulator
>>27293023
are you dumb? have you ever owned an apple product? the top is cropped
>>27293023
Holy fuck you're retarded the top of the screen is not included why would he have names there fucknuts
>>27293105
>>27293097
>>27293090
>>27293059
resolution idiots. An iPhone 6 plus screenshot would be smaller crop or no crop.
yo
dafdsfdsf dfd
She texted you out of the blue asking to buy her a pizza. Then you bought her the pizza. Now you think she actually want you?
She just realized she can get free food from you. You're gonna take her to dinner buy her food and that's that.
>>27292304
You're her food bitch boy, well done on being so beta that you let a girl take advantage of you.
>tfw you will never be as pathetic cuck as OP
thank you so much for raising my self esteem, even if a little. I really appreciate it
>>27293140
the iphone 6 plus isnt 1920x1080p fucking idiot. its 1242x2208 downsampled to 1080x1920
>>27293140
never mind I was wrong. enjoy being beta
I may not get anything at all from girls but at least I'm not giving them free shit. I'd never do that so I'm not even mad.
>>27293238
>>27293272
yeah I figured it out calm the fuck down. this is the first year their phones have done this.
>>27292304
Congrats. You spent money on her and as a reward she's going to let you take her out on a date where you will spend more money on her. Then she'll tighten the vice on your balls and on your feels to make sure you won't alpha up and try to move in for more or slip away from her.
>>27293397
Oh, it's much worse. I pay her Insurance every month too, $200 a month.
>>27293485
Why man why
>>27293485
come on man
stop please
>>27293485
im out, ive seen this screenshot before
>>27293042
Dude I've done worse. He's gonna get so depressed he will be forced to block her number.
>>27293485
>>27293613
i'm glad I fucked around with gambling/trading and stuff like that before ever trying to deal with girls. you need to try to attain some kind of sense of justice to prevent yourself from doing stuff like this.
>>27292675
i think that's the store.
>>27292304
In the slightest of slight chances that this is real I would just like to inform you that you are a fucking retard.
>>27293596
I'm probably the one who posted it originally.
>>27293485
So you're her dad?
>>27293613
what u did anon? explain
>>27293485
I'm pretty sure it's fake but it still makes me mad to think this scenario is even slightly credible in our reality
FUCK YOU OP
>>27292304
If this is real, I fucking hate you. You didnt even know she wanted to hang out but you gave her the fucking pizza anyways. What the fuck is wrong with you
Bruh you bought her the pizza but you will be based asf if you just ignore her at this point and wait for her to make plans, cuckold to Chad
>>27293830
Nah.
Op needs to make the decision though he is deeply caught by this chick.
>>27293839
you're looking at it wrong. she's being really shrewd and op is being na ive. No one out there in the real world is going to encourage him to continue doing this.
>inb4 he is actually her dad
then I will be annoyed that I followed this thread, but pretty nice job OP
>>27293814
>ignores for half a month
>4 days to reply to last text
>you buy her food and insurance
Holy shit that's disgusting. Everything you posted is giving me an aneurysm.
>paying for her insurance
>bought her a pizza
>a fucking LARGE pizza
>just NOW got asked to go out with her
you can't make this up. literal beta orbiter
>cropping off the top because fake text simulators still haven't made it look like the real thing
smart move, op
>>27292304
>damn none of my usual orbiters are giving me enough validation right now
>who's this chump I have saved as 'free food' in my phone? Ohhh it's anon. He'll give me a pizza at least
I hope this is b8 but this exact scenario happens for real all the time.
Sometimes I wish I was female so I could just fleece betas and never have to work a day in my life.
>>27292732
>>large pizza
Im like 5'9 140 pounds and I get a large pizza for myself and some chicken nuggets. Unless American pizzas are bigger then large is alright.
>>27294103
living 100% off guys wouldn't be that easy without putting out. and you'd do much better as an escort if that's your skill set.
>>27294155
17 inches is large at my preferred place
>>27294155
Nigga American large pizzas are about 2 feet in diameter
>>27294172
Never heard of sugar Daddys? Loads of girls get thousands a month from men despite maybe only having to go to dinner with them every once in a while.
>>27294227
kek no they aren't
>>27292304
>sent ;)
did you seriously just meme to a female
>>27292615
Is this her?
originalfinding
>>27294172
There exists a subset of betas who give girls huge amounts of money without putting out.
Watch 'Sex Lies and Rinsing Guys' and do some googling on sugar daddies and financial dom fetish. A lot of the girls aren't even that attractive. It's unreal how desperate and pathetic some modern betas are.
>>27294234
I have and if you envy them you're retarded. even ugly girls don't envy girls that do that shit.
Ironically I saw a girl doing this in a pizza place last week.
>>27294307
why do you think that's her and not any other kera?
>>27294322
they get a pretty average income from it if they're lucky (you can read their blogs, they usually have a few 'paypigs' giving 200 a week). if they added meaningless sex to it they'd make 400000 a year, at least in the US.
Anon are you in Plano? I'm in Plano... did you go to PSHS?
>>27294384
Some of them do very well and some cam models do extremely well for just masturbating on cam but of course escorts do even better.
I know a fairly high end prostitute and she doesn't even consider it work. She loves sex. Most of her clients are successful decent looking guys who would rather pay for sex straight up and skip all the bullshit of interacting with women.
Women have it so easy it's unreal.
>>27293814
>>27293485
>>27292304
Good lord man
She's just going to bail on you last second, stop being taken advantage of and move on you little shit.
>>27294545
But we've been out before? We used to go out every other week, but her 2001 Jaguar just happened to break down when she started looking for a job.
>>27294600
Of course you have. She has to give you some hope to keep you on a leash.
Either cut all contact and stop handing her money or kys my man.
>>27292615
>hahah I'm some girls free dinner ticket
>she literally doesn't care about me or my feelings
>I'll show these losers on r9k just how pathetic I am by buying her more food that's she's probably sharing with friends right now and ignoring me as soon as the pizza arrives
>lol what faggot cuck these guys are
That's u
>>27294540
>easy
perhaps. what's good about having it easy?
envying women for how they integrate economically is a sign of severe emasculation. fix yourself.
>>27294679
Nothing and partly because of never having to endure hardship or work hard they're pretty detestable on aggregate.
I'm very glad I'm male but every once in a while after a full day of working on my business, working my trade side job and lifting (all of which I love) - I can't help but think how easy life with a vag would be.
>>27294600
Yeah, I'm really surprised you've been out on "dates" where you buy her more free shit..
Please, for the good of other men, kill yourself.
>>27294836
yeah so much easier, getting old and trying but failing to live vicariously through your children or not settling down and becoming a spinster.
vs guys that get over some hurdles in their 20's or for those more unfortunate their 30's and get fair opportunities to improve their lives even more.
pic related. what's so good about using your vagoo for easy mode when you'll never reach the top?
>>27294840
She gets mad when I call them dates. We usually just go out to eat, but we went to Natural Bridge Wildlife Ranch once and she had a fucking blast.
This disgusts me. Its shit like this that warps a hot girls mind into narcissist sociopathy. If you fucks werent so desperate to get trampled by women they might have developed healthier morals and actually feel guilty about manipulation
>>27294600
>every other week
Kek. When a girl is into you she wants to see you practically every fucking day mate
>>27295048
I work, she's getting into debt for some shitty piece of paper.
>>27294969
>what's so good about using your vagoo for easy mode when you'll never reach the top?
Nothing and I never said it was good, merely easy. You can't look at the amount of affirmative action for women and say they don't have an easier lot in life.
They're incapable of achieving like a man but few of them want to. They have far lower rates of depression, suicide, homelessness and just about any other metric you can use to determine ease.
>Sure
>my usual
God damn you are orbiting hard
>>27295111
Trips confirm, Unifags BTFO.
>>27294969
>tfw cant get past the social needs
>>27295111
>her meme schooling takes up all her tume so she cant see you
Nah mate she would still have plenty of time for you if she actually liked you and wasnt getting BLACKED in her free time
>>27293272
>Internet explorer
How's that expoloration going on anon?
OP may be baiting and exaggerating, but the sad thing is that sad excuses for men like this actually exist.
>>27295246
She hates niggers though.
>>27295290
fuck off chrome stopped working on this site a few days ago. every post says upload failed.
no I am not going to try to clear my cookies and my cache idgaf and I actually like Microsoft
ie is shit though.
>>27292615
>tell Kera I love her
Holy shit
>>27292675
>Actually thinking someone would live on a street called Corporate Drive
>>27292304
>theres a chance this is real
Good fucking lord, son.
>>27294545
This is really weird, I posted
>>27295822
Without seeing this post.
>mfw good lord
