>>27291797
Did you know the worlds largest clit is over 12 inches long and is indeed a feminine penis

>>27291797
This doesn't fit with the original beat
2/10

>>27291797
Have you ever thought about sucking a man off? How often to do you shitpost here

>>27291797
That's dido not eminem

>>27292091
wait till he drops the beat faggot

>>27292309

Dear aliceanon,
I wrote you but you still ain't replyin
I left my cell, my pager and my facebook at the bottom
I sent two emails back in April, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the mail server or somethin
Sometimes I type web addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up?
Man, hows your obsession with Alice Glass?
My friend's an avatarfag too, I'm about to turn into one
If I be an avatarfag, guess what I'ma be? I'ma be an alicefag
I read about your Finland too, I'm sorry
I had my country turn to shit over some bitch who went to war
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I saved all the underground images that you post of Alice
I got a room full of your posts and screenshots man
I like the shit you did with being a fag, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is ilovealice!anon

>>27292644

Dear aliceanon, you still ain't shout or post, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCkED uP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna reply to me in your thread
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed a shitpost for Matthew
that's my little brother man, he's only six ears old
we waited through the shitstorm for you,
four hours and you just said "no"
That's p shitty man, you're like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in that circlejerk thread - you said if I'd shout you
you would shout back - see I'm just like you in a way,
I never post normally neither;
which alice pic do i post, either
I can relate to what you're saying in your posts
so when I have a shity day, I drift away and check the archive
'cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest
Sometimes I even shitpost to see how many (You)s I get
It's like adrenaline, shitposting is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
Mai waifu's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she dont know you like I know you aliceanon, no one does
She don't know what its like for people like us on /mu/
You gotta shout me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, ilovealice!anon
P.S.
We should shitpost together, too

>>27292669
DEAR MISTER-I'M-TOO-GOOD-TO-CALL-OR-WRITE-MY-FANS,
this'll be the last post I ever send your ass
it's been six months and still no posts - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two emails; I wrote the domain on 'em perfect
So this is my post I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey aliceanon, I drank a fifth of drank, you dare me to shitpost?
You know that song by Crystal Castles, "Not in love" about that guy who coulda loved that other guy but didnt, then said they are not in love
That's kinda how this is, you coulda loved me
Now it's too late, I'm on a 1000 downers, I'm drowsy and all I wanted was a lousy shitpost or a alice pic
I hope you know I deleted all of the screenshots of your posts
I love you aliceanon, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, i hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
and when you dream I hope you cant slepe and you SCREAm about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you cant BREATHE without me
>screaming
shut up bitch i'm trying to shitpost
hey aliceanon, that mai waifu screaming in the trunk
but I didn't post her, I just admired her, see I aint like you
cause if I post her she ain't just mine
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to post this shit?

Not bad but who is this aliceanon?