https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ_HTABr7hA
Hey wagie. Don't forget to go to work tomorrow.
The NEET has lots of exciting things to do.
>>27289644
>The NEET has lots of exciting things to do.
What are your plans for the week? What adventures are you going to undertake?
The life of a degenerate. The life that feeds, never produces. The life that only the simplest of women idolize. A life without meaning.
A NEET's only exciting thing to do is right before he dies. He's done nothing for his environment. He's a parasite.
>>27289660
oh i dont know about you but as you can see in the video above the NEET never runs out of means and ideas
I heard the Easter Islands are interesting. When the wagie hides the eggs for his wifes son the NEET travels around the world.
>>27289725
>He's done nothing for his environment
>he doesnt know that the NEET spends time in the soup kitchen to feed the poor
subscribed
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>>27289725
Yeah because sitting in front of a computer for 8 hours a day writing reports and spreadsheets for Mr Goldbergstein is so much more rewarding!
You're a valuable asset to society go- I mean friend.
>>27290377
The lies slaves tell themselves to get through the day truly enrich my life. Fast food managers actually are a DETRIMENT to society btw wagies, you are contributing to giving people shorter lifespans, and I fight daily to reverse your negative impact on the world.
Well, I'm off to climb the Appalachian mountains again, wish me luck!
Not OP, but why would I want to get a job to contribute to society? Society spurns my physical looks as well as spurns my morals and values. Screw society, I see no logical reason not to be a NEET.
>>27290578
What if I told you I was a doctor and I not only help people but I make millions doing it? You mad I'm serving a bigger purpose?
>>27290733
>live for serving a bigger purpose
>muh millions
peculiarly conflicted attitude SENPAI
>>27290377
>neetcucks again think that the only jobs are desk jockey or burger flipper
>tfw writing and producing for a popular television show, still technically a wagey.
>tfw no depression, plenty of free time, fucked a model last night
sphincter-sour neetcucks will call me a liar, and i don't care
>>27290733
You mean that you spend your days prescribing expensive drugs people don't need, including SSRIs which are shown to be a big factor in a rapidly rising suicide rate and mass shooting?
>>27290733
>bigger purpose
What if I told you I inherited an obscene amount of money when I was a teenager and I haven't worked a day in my life. I volunteer at food banks and donate money to starving people in Africa all the time.
We can tell each other a lot of things. For every (alleged) one of you there are 1 million slaves struggling to get by while working their asses off. These people cannot develop empathy properly and hate anyone less or more fortunate than them because of the shit hand they were dealt.
Neets however have no stress and live only to bring happiness and freedom to everyone they can. If everyone was a neet there would be no pain in the world, I just hope you come to see that before its too late friend. :)
>>27290733
>implying you are a doctor
>millions
how about all the innovations and advancements the medical field made because of the NEET contribution
face it wagie. You would be nothing without NEETs
>>27289644
Thisis a honest documentary.
>>27289644
By "NEET," do you mean "incredibly attractive young woman who married a rich man?"
>>27289731
>his wifes son
never gets old
>>27290883
Care to share with us what innovations or advancements you personally made?
>wake up at 4pm
>feel like killing self
>eat cereal
>browse 4chan for an hour
>sleep for another 4 hours
>play war thunder for an hour because im a shitter
>get bored
>watch some documentary on youtube
>fall asleep again
i hate my life
>>27290377
Mr Goldbergstein created his business, a business so extensive he has to hire me to do his spreadsheets. I do a few minutes of work a day pushing around papers and Goldbergstein gets thousands added to his corporate accounts every day, which go through payroll and I receive my fair portion.
Goldbergstein provides a livelihood for me and the other employees. We are able to sustain our lives through Mr. Goldbergstein. He is revered because he is our personal god. When you're a NEET parasite, your father or mother is still your god. Your gods are not picked, but given. You are a burden on them and on yourself. At least Mr. Goldbergstein has mutual respect for his employees. Your parents detest you.
this is getting so much out of hand, I love it
>>27291938
Keep telling yourself that you're not a slave anon.
The only reason you work is became you're too poor to afford not to.
BTW I'm a wageslave too.
>>27292136
You don't know what a slave is.
I can not show up any time I want. I can go to another "slaveowner" at any point. Slaves generally don't get that right, so I'm free to work for whichever business I please.
I am the opposite of a slave. I seek work.
>NHS student cuck
>spend the weekend trying to complete essay
>fail
>living with mum temporarily because I can't control my alcoholism
>she goes away for the weekend
>get drunk as shit
>go for walk, stand on bridge contemplating suicide for approximately and hour
>walk back to mums
>punch walls on the way home, verbally cursing myself for being such a fuck up
>drink gin when I get home and get more fucked up
>currently sitting, lurking this shitsite whilst procrastinating going to sleep
>all of the possibilities and potential I could have achieved flashing through my head
seriously robots, I'm on the cusp of chadhood: 6'3, decent build, average to above average intelligence, only socially inept when I isolate myself and do retarded shit like this. i.e. alienate all of my successful friends (doctors, lawyers, It consultants etc.). Feel pretty much mentally retarded right now.
>>27292372
>Avoided LE STEM MEME
>Get arts degree
>Move to London
>Recently started a GBP 70K job where I can turn up after 10am and no one bats an eyelid
>Getting drunk tonight because why not?
Who here /bestofbothworlds/?
>>27290733
If you didn't exist a different person would be there to take your place. Unless you are part of the very few physicians that actually make a breakthrough in medical research, your job is easily replacable
>>27292372
If your struggle with addiction is that bad perhaps you should consider going to AA meetings, even if virtual ones on shitty sites like this one.
Also, start drinking less little by little. I mean, if you go out and have some drinks, have 2 but not 3 if you know what I mean.
how do i into neetism
>>27289644
I lived as a NEET for 8 months. You're not going to do anything but play video games and masturbate.
>>27292975
>AA meetings
literally christianity recruitment scam
>>27293058
That's what I do except I have to wake up early in the morning and go somewhere I hate. HELP ME SENPAI
>>27293088
iirc they only require that you believe in some higher power, not that it's the Christian God.
>>27293019
just stop going to work
>>27289644
Kek
This is fucking farcical as hell. Post you're face when NEETs actually try to convince you this is their lifestyle.
>>27293177
>believe in some higher power
but i already do
>>27293256
it can be literally anything including gin
I wish you fucking neets would just leave.
you are scum and have never been welcome.
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>>27292136
Like you're not a slave to the government bucks or your momma's tit. Get over yourself tard.
>>27293256
Then continue to be possesed by it by all means, just don't come here to complain about it.
If you don't want to join AA, look into the 6 levels of change by Gregory Bateson. The last level of change is the same as in AA -something above yourself.
NEETS are Superior. If wageslaves weren't so dull we wouldn't feel compelled to reteach them this fact.
>>27293279
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I genuinely can't understand if you thought this would work or not.
>>27290578
Why do NEETs assume everyone works at mcdonalds? My job pays triple any McJob and I drive around a fork lift and screw around with my buddies all day. I work for maybe 2 out of my 8 hour shift and the rest of the time we drink beer, browse the net, go for 2 hour lunches ect.
>>27293341
Just think, you work 2hrs a day more than me but I still earn $400/wk through disability/social security.
>>27293293
>just don't come here to complain about it.
I never did, i'm comfortable with my mild alcoholism and in fact it's helped my networking therefore is making me money. Most of my contracts are closed over a drink
>>27289644
i wish i could be a NEET
unfortunately i need money to support myself, as i don't have rich parents or a trustfund or anything
so i decided to go for a very highpaying job to compensate for the fact that i have to work
>>27293428
Check out fuckin' Bill Gates over here with his FOUR HUNDRED BIG ONES!
I work a shit-tier entry level job and make that in two days. That seriously all you aspire to be? Slightly above the poverty line?
>>27290578
>Well, I'm off to climb the Appalachian mountains again, wish me luck!
Hey anon, just because you get winded every time you climb the stairs from your moms basement to the kitchen doesn't mean it's a damn mountain range.
>>27293565
Money isnt everything.
400/wk goes a long way when you have no debts, and your rent+utilities is $700/m.
I have an honest question for the NEETS in the thread? what is your passion? I've been thinking about it for a while. what drives you? and with the free time you got in your hands what have you done to pursue it? is personal education better than uni courses for your passion?
if you don't have a passion or something you want to pursue what are you dong to find it?
I'm super curious because I'm graphic design student coursing my last semester and I want to know if instead of working right away, I take a year to learn more about the toic by myself.
Sorry if my english isn't the best, is not my mother tongue.
>no sloppily edited in comfyneet.jpg with the girls or in the cars or anywhere
10/10 for idea
3/10 for effort
>>27293834
Im too busy to do fancy editing, and I dont want to burden the wagecucks more
>>27293286
Read my post again.
I said that I am a wageslave.
I have to work because I'm too poor to afford not too.
If I won the lottery tomorrow I would never work another day in my life.
If you're poor you're a slave. Simple as that.
You're forced to give up your time in order to make money to keep paying rent and putting food in your mouth so you don't die.
Sure you can choose which master you will serve to a certain extent but at the end of the day you are still a slave.
>>27289644
STOP IT
IF THE WAGIES FIND OUT THEN THEY'LL BECOME NEETS TOO
AND IT'LL CUT US OFF FROM OUR WAGIES TO KEK OUT OF THEIR CASH
STOP IT NEET FRIEND, YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN FUCKING EVERYTHING
>>27293789
Do you seriously think that most wageslaves are pursuing their passion?
Do you think people are passionate about flipping burgers, making beds, serving customers, filing reports, etc...?
The vast majority of people do not work in a field that they are passionate about. E.g. my passion is music but I work in IT because I can't make a living as a musician.
Work is purely economical slavery.
>>27294435
>implying ragie wagies will ever accept reality.
>>27289644
Uh OP, you do realize that 99% of NEET's have social anxiety issues and would never do shit like that? They curl up in bed for most of the day, eat food, play vidya, some personal hygiene, and that's all.
Wagies probably do stuff like that on the weekend.
>>27289644
This shit is hilarious, 10/10 video OP
>>27289644
>Degenerates justifying their degeneracy
>>27294551
>making up random percentages.
Stick to your day job my friend.
>>27294566
being a new workfag this image is definitely accurate sans the cuckshit
>everyone rushes to work so they can feel on-time
>upper management don't even notice or care about getting to work on time
>guy gets chewed out by upper management for being late for a 8:45 meeting bc of traffic
>his boss calling him out wasn't even there for the meeting
>>27294566
>slow your roll
kek
nice dubs also
>>27289731
I want the sweet neet life, but how can i afford to travel the world with no money?
>>27294593
Ironically, my day job is to help NEET's amongst other things.
>>27294566
Keep rolling on pepe!
>>27294593
>job
heh
>>27294497
I actually don't think the majority of people who work do it out of passion, that's why I'm asking Neets, people who don't want to flip burgers or make beds, I wanted to know if what they do helps to achieve the things they want to do career wise.
>>27292171
Do you have the ability to not work for someone?
>>27291886
i do the same and i fucking LOVE my life.
its all about attitude, you failed wageslave ;)
>>27289644
What? It's easter, who the fuck works in the easter?
>>27295961
forgot originalio linkkkk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeykREz0-Tw
>>27291938
>Mr. Goldbergstein has respect for his employees.
Legit chuckling.
I don't understand how you neets have the funds to not work? How much money does the government give you in welfare? does it cover rent, food, and entertainment? How do I get on the welfare scam?
>>27296323
its best you don't find out sweet wagekek
you wont be able to focus on your work tomorrow if you knew
>>27296660
pls tell me the secret NEET overlord
>>27297369
It comes right out of your paycheck friend, you pay for neets all over the country. While you work every single minute we are out there getting our cut. Try not to think about that though ;D
>>27296323
Most of them probably make less than a grand a month on welfare.
A good chunk of them just leech off their parents, and some got their inheritance
