How much do you think this is true?
Who are you?
It's bullshit.
leo
Aquarius, have three virgos friendsand they are the lowest betas i've ever seen. This is why they are my friends
Bullshit
Scorpio
However I do belong to that faggy squad
astrology is retarded nonsense for retards, so any premise relying on astrology is retarded nonsense for retards
Bullshit, kissless virgin Capricorn here. 23.
>>27288017
This. It's why so many females circle-jerk over it.
>LMAO, THAT'S SUCH AN "INSERT ASTROLOGICAL SIGN HERE" THING TO SAY!
So far it seems right, don't remember other people's birthday usually but the ones i remember are in that "squad".
Gemini
>mfw people believe that astrology is the reason their life is shit
>>27287882
>Scorpio
>not single
BTFO
Bullshit
21 kissless virgin
Virgo
Fuck.
Well it's true for me as a Virgo, I guess. I don't believe in astrology but I do fit my sign's "personality" to a T.
That being said, even if you do believe in horoscopes, I thought Gemini were considered to be super promiscuous.
>>27288198
Females are.
Modern day geminis are either top chads (trump) or average betas
>>27287882
I'm a cancer and the girl I had a huge crush on for 5 years is a virgo
guess which one of us isn't a virgin, has put their mouth on someone else's genitalia, and is dating someone right now
>>27288297
This will never apply to grills
Only males know of this curse.
>mfw some dumb bitch says something about astrology
>>27287882
Aquarius is either eternal virgin or a Chad
>>27288297
Cool story, bro.
"Put their mouth on someone's genitals"
The autism is strong.
>>27288321
The "curse" of not having a willing wet hole to put your dick inside of? Fleshlights are a thing. You can even buy them unused, since that's all men value anyway.
There are people RIGHT NOW who believe is astrology and have the right to vote, to raise children, to be bosses to other people, are allowed to have guns and are considered equal to the other human beings.
>>27288411
this.
If an aquarius is cynical he automatically becomes a pussy magnet.
>>27288581
bullshit
t. cynical aquarius
>>27288581
>If an aquarius is cynical he automatically becomes a pussy magnet.
no
Ayy lmao I'm cancer and I've never had a gf but oh well I have friends, video games, and the gym so I ain't even mad
>>27287882
Might be accurate for me as a Taurus but complete bullshit for my Gemini friend because he's a turbo chad with a hot girlfriend whose virginity he took when she was 15.
>>27288500
Nancy Reagan made decisions in the White House based on astrology. For example, setting the Intermediate-Ranged Nuclear Forces treaty to be signed at 1:45 PM even though it fucked the day's schedule up for everyone, because her astrologer told her that was a good idea.
Ronnie was whipped so let her make any decision like that which she wanted.
>>27287882
Roughly half the fucking world can't go single for their entire lives
>>27288757
If that's the only kind of thing she messed with then I can agree with Reagan. The guy did those little things to avoid bigger conflicts with his wife, that's smart.
>>27288581
Aquarius here. What does it mean to be cynical?
>>27287882
Cancer. 27. Khhv. I think it's funny but you don't have stats to prove that. Until you do provide evidence I can't say it's true.
>Virgo - the virgin
Its like my entire life is a comedy movie, you can't make this shit up.
>>27288973
I'm a virgo myself. People always chuckle and it's not even funny because I don't look some virign loser (I'm not) and what the fuck - like 1/12 of the men out there are virgos haha very funny oh god people are idiots
Astrology is shit... Learn about the Barnum effect.
Anyway, Scorpio, rising in scorpio, born the same day as the Scorpio Saint in Saint Seiya.
According to astrology, I'm an asshole
>>27287882
I know Cancer that got laid at least a couple of times and was in like 4 relationships already.
Permavirgin Sagittarius reporting in.I support the opinion saying personality types/horoscopes/etc. are jackshit, I prefer to categorize people with alignments of justice
I can't even lie the traits my sign come with are shockingly accurate compared to myself. But its still a bunch of horse shit though.
>>27289397
Barnum effect... Read about it.
I know a friend Aries that is half-chad, always has at least 2 girls who wants him, but he doesn't like (even tho they are mostly 6-7/10s) and hangs out pretty often that still thinks he's a beta.
For aries and scorpios it works i see.
