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ISIS the beta uprising 2016-03-20 19:22:59 Post No. 27287561
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ISIS the beta uprising Anonymous 2016-03-20 19:22:59 Post No. 27287561 [Report]
>be 20-something man in a middle eastern country
>tfw have no job
>live with family in a shitty house
>can't get a girl because no money for marriage
>no other way to get some because of religious reasons
>cant even see a hot girl on the street
>no hope for the future
>foreign Chads scramble drones that kill your goats

>what do?
>get paps AK47 from a wall at home
>guy at a mosque says "there's a way out of this bro"
>"there are literally dozens of us"
>meet a guy who knows a guy who knows the emir
>guy who knows the emir says join now and get a sex slave for free

Suddenly ISIS?
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 19:37:36 Post No.27287885
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 19:37:36 Post No.27287885 [Report]
>>27287561
>get paps AK47 from a wall at home

They issue guns.
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 19:41:51 Post No.27287972
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>>27287561
>>foreign Chads scramble drones that kill your goats
kek'ed
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 19:42:30 Post No.27287990
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 19:42:30 Post No.27287990 [Report]
>>27287885
that the US gave them for free :^)
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 19:44:39 Post No.27288031
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 19:44:39 Post No.27288031 [Report]
>>27287561
The betas are the ones put on suicide bombing duty, while the Chad emir gets the girls.
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 19:52:45 Post No.27288210
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 19:52:45 Post No.27288210 [Report]
>>27288031

The omegas are the ones suicide bombing. AFAIK they sell sex slaves to betas.
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