Stupid things you did or taught as a kid for example
>be me third grade
>black history month
>learn about mlk jr getting assassinated
>come home and tell my mom I think hitler did it
I thought it was called "lactose and tolerant"
>>27287261
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG, OKAY ?!
I thought babies were formed after marriage, as in the kiss would impregnate the bride with an indeterminate number of children.
>>27287499
Holy Shit I though that too all the way until 7th grade.
My friend took out porn on his phone and showed it me and told me that's how babies are made.
>>27287499
>>27287651
I thought 1 baby was somehow put into the mother when they kissed on the wedding day. Didn't really think beyond that.
I thought a man and wife changed physically in appearance and look like each other in the same way their kids look similar. I was fucking retarded
>>27287261
I thought my toys had feelings
>>27287760
That's probably because you were raised on cartoons where the parents often do look freakily similar.
>>27287261
I thought that everything that happened on TV was real life, but took place in different time periods and planets.
>>27287261
I thought that boobs were just butts with nipples
I though I would grow up to be happy
>>27287499
So you're a kissless virgin?
