Now my daughter is 14.
Ask a stupid idiot dad anything.
I may not fit the profile of a robot but I feel like being as masochistic as one today.
>>27285687
do you consider your daughter a mistake?
are you ready to be a grandpa?
Is your daughter hot?
Can you mail her to me?
>>27285720
Yes, but one that I've learned to live with and come to like and love.
>>27285732
No, but seeing how easy it is to be one, I wouldn't be surprised
>>27285761
Even if we play this game, I doubt you have enough money.
>>27285792
>spawning a fatty that is too expensive to ship
>>27285687
Did you ever consider to just bail?
>>27285687
Do you want to bone your daughter even though you'll never admit it?
>>27285816
I need some burn ointment.
>>27285826
Only as a thought exercise. I never really felt like I was ever going to. It actually helped simplify my life somewhat.
>>27285687
do you think of having sex with her when you have sex with other people?
Are you still together with said bitch and if not, what broke it off between you two? Assuming that you were still together after your daughter was born.
How awkward is it knowing you're like 28/29 now and can easily find people your daughter's age to be hot?
When are you going to fuck off to /b/?
>>27285687
Does your daughter display the same tendencies your mother did when she was 14?
Are you educating your daughter in safe sex and not giving up pussy to every guy in school?
Do you think she's already had sex yet?
>>27285865
>>27285883
No, that's weird. The friends she's starting to bring over since she started highschool though...
>>27285884
Yes, still together. Don't think we'll ever try for another kid though, we're both pretty traumatized on how we went about the first one.
>>27285930
I don't think it's abnormal. I think men just get better at hiding it the older they get.
>>27285934
Never. Those might even be the fourteen year olds I talk about.
>>27285984
She's pretty normie/stacy, so kinda.
As much as I can
I don't think so. At least me and her mother's situation might put her off on that for a bit.
How did you and your gf's families' react?
How were you able to raise her?
go back to church dad
>>27286066
My family took her in even though they didn't like the situation. Hers were pretty glad to wash their hands of her.
A lot of menial jobs where one finally stuck enough that a career path finally opened up by sheer amount of time put into the company.
>>27286081
You know we go to 6pm service leave me alone till 5.
How do you feel knowing that you're little angel will leave you someday? Does it hurt senpai?
Do you know if she's still a virgin? Has she brought home any bfs yet?
>>27286220
I sometimes like to fantasize that she'll end up like every other millennial suffering arrested development and unable to move out till she's thirty. And it does hurt.
>>27286269
I think she still is. And no.
>>27286301
How do you live with the reality that your daughter is going to start taking Chad and Tyrone's cocks in the next few years?
>>27286301
Do you feel like you'd be the person you are without a child to motivate you? Were you already kind of normie and possessing of social skills or did you have to learn most of it after she was born?
>>27286334
She's internalized a lot of her mother's racism so I'm not too worried about that. It's cute to see how she shrinks around black people.
No offense black people.
>>27286394
Still forgot about White Chad, she's gonna be railing your daughter pretty soon there buddy
>>27286414
If she's 14, he already went there.
>>27286384
I had enough stormin normie skills to get into her mother's pants, but I don't think teenager normie skills translated well into the grownup world. I feel like I had to learn workplace social skills rather than having a natural knack for it.
>>27286394
None taken.
You know it's the racist chicks who make the best fucks
>>27286414
>>27286437
It hurts a little, yeah, but it's what's going to happen down the road anyway. Nothing to do but prepare myself mentally.
It's not like she's expressed any interest in growing up to be a nun or something.
>>27286494
What are your opinions on women in general? Do you share the redpilled view commonly expressed here?
>>27286494
Well, it's normal, just make sure she doesn't become a total whore that fucks literally everyone, it's generally normal to be a bit promiscuous at the beginning because it's just "exploration", but that phase shouldn't last long, otherwise it's a problem.
>>27286486
I don't think it's a repressed attraction thing as more of an actual fear thing, but there are worse things in the world. Good luck anyway.
>>27286517
I like normal women but I hate SJWs. And with the way the world is turning I may end up hating all women in general like most of the robots here. I cringed hard when my daughter brought up POCs and how young people today pronounced the acronym.
>>27286544
Here's to hoping.
>>27285687
How does it make you feel that even if she was a virgin she's probably sucked like five chads off?
>>27286587
Are you married to your partner? Are you afraid that one day she might leave you and take the daughter?
She will in time hate her father and become socially pressured into fucking brown people.
>>27286587
Now that she is older do you miss when she was just a kid? Like reading bedtime stories and being silly together?
>>27286623
Better than being pregnant, but if I had to seriously guess she's probably given handjobs and maaaaybe one bj if we're being realistic.
>>27286702
No, we're not married but we're pretty comfortable with each other and maybe even "in love" in a basic sense, though there's still a lot of time for that to change. And if she for some reason leaves at this juncture there's only three years left of actual childcare for her to have before our daughter can do what she wants but the courts would give my family primary custody probably.
>>27286708
Maybe? I'm not gonna say that we don't have our problems but when she cries and becomes weepy over teenager shit I'm never the cause.
>>27286715
Yeah, it was a lot simpler back then but I don't miss being constantly afraid for her like parents have to be with small children.
>>27286587
What's a POC? What did she say about it?
>>27286955
People of color. She was talking about it in the context of some 5 Seconds of Summer concert. I tuned out after hearing it.
>>27285687
Post her sleeping feet
>>27285687
Congrats on having a healthy child, you did good.
>>27287366
14 is a decently healthy age to have a child. Biologically at least. Way healthier than 40.
>>27285687
You seem like an alright dude, fag dad.
>>27287016
Do you like to dance with your daughter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoqGJtr6sv0
>>27287180
Naaaah.
>>27287366
I guess in the biological sense, yes.
>>27287462
That's true.
>>27287609
Thanks.
>>27287610
I actually think that's pretty awkward. It was cute when she was little but now I feel it's creepy.
>>27288118
>I actually think that's pretty awkward.
You'll probably like it again in a few years :3
>>27288118
That's just dipshit society making you think that way. A father's bond with his daughter is a beautiful thing. I gotta go but it was nice talking to you dad anon.
>>27285687
>>27285792
>>27286017
>>27286301
>>27286394
Why do you have photos of blatantly underage girls?
>>27285687
Can I take her out for a nice seafood dinner then never call her again?
>>27288439
The same reason he fucked a 14 year old and lied about him being that age
Fucking pedo OP. Someone call the cops because the mayor is gonna get some positive public relations when they catch OP
What a depressing and bleak life. My life is shit, but at least I'm not you.
can i marry your daughter and take care of her until death do us apart?
>>27288118
What would you do if she was knocked up?
>>27288305
Like, in a few years when she gets married and I have to do the dumb father daughter dance? I guess.
>>27288381
See you later.
>>27288439
I saved them for this thread because they're relevant. If anybody has good tracing skills, they can tell they were all saved just today.
>>27288525
sure.jpg
>>27288545
There are times when I have to hit the bottle and just sit in the porch swing watching the dog turds dry up but it's not the worst life.
>>27288597
If she likes you?
>>27288626
Tell my parents that they were right.
>>27288701
OP you fucking suck. You had sex with an underage whore and now you are raising another to be an enabled cumdumpster DVDA slut that gives heads at the age 13 or whatever
Fuck you op. You enabled roasties to live on this world. Disgusting. I hope your little shit gets struck by lightning and dies as its skin melts off, displaying its venomous red charred flesh
I hope it gets its legs crushed by a tram because you deserve it
>>27288793
I'm sorry you feel that way, anon. I hope things go better for you today.
>>27288824
Thanks faget
Was the underage poon worth it?
Now that you're a father do you ever feel purposeless? I feel like having children somewhere down the line would actually give me purposebut for that I'd have to stop being a fucking beta and actually fuck a girl
What did you do when you found out she was pregnant?
>>27288824
I'm 27 years old
Can I date your daughter?
You seem like a p cool dad
>>27288918
>tfw it was the only poon I ever got
>tfw we became that horror story of virgins getting pregnant with their first partner
I have no point of reference otherwise, but yeah the poon was/is fantastic (probably)
>>27288118
>dancing with her is awkward
feeling attraction confirmed
>>27288793
somebody here is a little mad
>>27288957
Did you come to love her?
why didn't you get married yet dad
>>27288793
She probably won't fuck anyone for awhile since she sees how it fucked up her parents life when they fucked too soon
>>27285792
>tfw kids born in 2003 are now teenagers
just realized that my ex who i dated for 5 years was giving head in middle school
i hate myself so much
>>27288439
>not being a hebephile
Anon it's pedo that's the problem. As long as they're legal in your country it's fine. And looking at them and being attracted to them isn't a problem either.
Porn with them is.
>>27289066
and already doing porn
>>27288933
Purposeless, nah. I still have to look out for her and I personally want to open a store myself somewhere down the line. It's the retirement years that I have no idea what I would do with myself other than wait for death.
Panic. Make her take a bunch more tests. All came positive then faced the music and told my parents. 14 is not the age to make decisions for a mistake like this on your own.
>>27288947
Are you a millionaire? Do you look young? Can you wait 3-4 more years? If it's a Henry Cavill/Tara King situation and she actually likes you, why not?
>>27288965
I just think it's silly but you're entitled to your opinion. It's not as if I had a normal developmental adolescence.
>>27289018
Yeah, as stated before, it's an easy comfort with punctuated spikes of "hey I really dig this chick" which happen a few times a week.
>>27289046
Weddings cost a lot.
>>27289053
Yeah, that's what we're counting on happening.
>>27289066
Makes me feel old too, anon.
>>27289094
Did she give head to you in middle school?
>>27289104
All that aside, some of these girls are probably very fresh looking 18+ year olds.
>>27285687
How does it feel to know that there are 14 year olds on this board RIGHT NOW that may know your daughter
How is her body? Does she have big tits?
>>27289066
>tfw born during the Reagan administration
Jdimsa
>>27289143
>Panic. Make her take a bunch more tests. All came positive then faced the music and told my parents. 14 is not the age to make decisions for a mistake like this on your own.
All things considered, that was a pretty sane reaction. I would've done some spergy thing like run away from home or even freak out and try to kill myself. Good on you fag dad.
>>27285687
Did you fuck your girl while she was pregnant? If so, how is it to fuck a pregnant teen?
>>27289169
>tfw born to late to experience the grunge era
>>27289194
Why didn't she consider an abortion? Was it too late?
>>27289143
>Did she give head to you in middle school?
no i lost my virginity to her when i was 21
>>27289149
Better than posting on /b/ or /soc/ where the odds are even higher.
>>27289159
Normal I guess. I still get mad whenever I see her laundry in me and my wife's hamper. I don't wanna wash her bras and shit with my underwear.
>>27289169
A-a-a-a-a-aaaaincient.
>>27289194
It was the only thing I could do in between being paralyzed by fear.
>>27289210
Going to the mall during this era was fun.
>>27289241
My girlfriend was never pro-choice.
>>27289255
Well, that's just how the world is sometimes.
>>27289387
Have any of her hot little friends flirted with you or seem sexually interested in you?
>>27289046
Hey guys, we found the cuck
>>27289053
No, believe me, if Chad comes to her, she WILL fuck him. She literally can't help it, it's in her biological imperative to get screwed by a Chad.
>>27285687
>we were both 14
jesus christ, do girls get their periods earlier?
>>27289495
I wouldn't know. Her friends treat me nice enough but I can't say that they do anything out of the ordinary.
>>27289600
What age did Ramona Quimby get hers? That was pretty young.
>>27289600
>do girls get their periods earlier?
Yes
Most girls start puberty about 2 years earlier than guys
What if your daughter brings home a nigger one day and calls him her bf? Would you commit a crime?
and now your daughter is ready for chad
congrats
>>27290089
Her mother would probably start talking shit about him and make my daughter's dating life harder. That's how I see it playing out anyway.
how does it feel to be stuck with a haggard wife?
>28
>has hell knows how many images of questionable age girls
Topfuckenlel
>>27290838
Maybe because she had our daughter so young it didn't affect her as much. Don't get me wrong, no one would confuse her for a teenager, but she doesn't look like she's had a kid yet either. Her tits actually stayed the same size even after we weaned our daughter so she still had some of that youthful elasticity to help her out against the ravages of pregnancy.
>>27290973
i'm 23, but i'll be seeing your daughter in a couple of years.
cheers, mate
>>27291094
Cheers then? If she likes you, she likes you.
>>27290960
No I would not like a seat over there.
Is it weird to you that you and your daughter close in age?
It's weird to me that I'm 20 and my parents aren't even 40 yet
>>27291339
Nah, it never gets me. There was one time some old lady complimented her on how respectful she was of her 'older brother' and I laughed all the car ride home.
Her mom lives for those kinds of comparisons, though.
>>27285687
>Granddad at under 30
>>27291392
The past few girls you posted are of-age
>>27285687
Would you fuck her?
Lanigurk
>>27289387
>my girlfriend was never pro-choice
Oh she a retard then...
>>27292494
Nothing retarded about not wanting to murder a child
Have toy sex with anyone who isnt you are wife?
>>27293198
This seems like it would be an interesting post if it made any sense.
