Have you been to church today, Anon?
Are they giving out free samples of choirboys?
Yes I go everyday to masturbate to the preists. Something about old saggy child molesters really makes my dick like diamonds.
I go to church everyday
>>27285532
I go to church everyday because I'm my own church
people into religion are cool, don't laugh at them please, you're certainly a weirdo fedora-wearing atheist so ples
No but I'm intending on going soon
>>27285599
The house of the Lord is no place for such vile things!
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>>27285637
That's what I like to hear!
>>27285631
I appreciate your kind words towards us religious people.
>>27285532
I sin too much to go to church, also I dont plan on stopping anytime soon. S-sorry christ-chan ;_;
>>27285532
>>27285637
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>>27285817
Cathoclism is a tribe that only autists pretends to affiliate with cause its fashionable to do so
>>27285866
It is never to late to change, Anon!
>>27285868
pic related
also,
>cathoclism
>>27285948
forgot pic, silly me.
Lord let this post be original.
>>27285866
the redemption can saves you soul
>>27285965
This is not an argument
tfw no goody two shoes christian gf that forces me to convert and i we live happily ever after
>>27285532
/pol/ shills please go
I dont want to see christ chan
>>27285532
I used to go they had very good doughnuts then they stopped giving away doughnuts and I stopped going.
The Christian life is the best life!
I had a priest in my family, a very good man. He killed himself.
I don't think religion really helps people.
i want to slam my cock into christ-chan's asshole
>>27286190
He could have had religious guilt. Religious people often torture themselves even if their mistakes happened in their youth or weren't that bad.
>>27286219
I'm going to ask you nicely, just once mind you, to please stop.
>>27286446
i want to slam my cock into christ-chan's asshole*
*Within the sanctimony of marriage
Nope.
I'm just gonna be nice to everyone and hope that that's enough to get me a nice spot in heaven.
Eh, I'm not even doing it for the whole afterlife thing. If I'm hella nice to people, and I still don't get in, I'll have the moral high ground over god. Also that warm cuddly feeling that comes from being kind to people.
Either way, I win.
>>27286177
>NO NIGGERS!
O-okay...
That's it, nuns don't marry and have a vow of celibacy.
I warned you.
>>27286574
this one is for you
Heretic
>>27285532
people were mean to me in church as a child so i started refusing to go and eventually completely distanced myself from religion
nice religious people are the best though
ily christ-tan
>>27286633
You're a protestant then, are you?
>>27286532
>>27286574
And for both of you, time for the black crusade
>>27286532
Stop Anon, don't speak such filth. That disgusting act of sodomy will always be condemned, regardless as to if it is done within the sanctimony of marriage or not!
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>>27286673
>LE DEUS VULT XDXDXD *plays warhammer* *UNSHEATHES BROADSWORD*
typical wannabe catholics
No, I also threw out my Bible because Christian religion is so full of contradictions it just confuses me.
I am saved tho.
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>>27286811
Catholics and Christian are different yeah?
>>27286673
>i want to slam my cock into christ-chan's pussy within the sanctimony of marriage
now?
>>27286919
The action you described is fine, as long as it is only for the purpose of procreation.
However, it can't be done with Christ-Chan, as she is pure.
Im jewish. Id also like to add that this is an original comment
>>27287067
of course it would be for procreation. i cant imagine anything else to be possible.
christ-chan is also 2 dimensional unlike my procreation stick despite all my prayers, oh well
>>27285532
I've been to the mosque recently with my convert gf.
Remember Anons, go to the evening service if you haven't already been to church today!
Bless the Earth and all who inherit it. May none of you fall ill to the temptations of lust, greed, or anger. Remember to do your best no matter what hand you've been dealt!
>>27287067
I fucking knew it! how lewd!
>tfw churches nearby are only orthodox
What do?
I'll burn in hell
Haven't been to church in years. It's not that I'm an apostate, it's just that every church inevitable devolves into the same faggotry of gossip, holier-than-thou jerkoffs trying to climb their way up the social ladder, and (my personal least favorite) those people who pray really loud and often to get people to pay attention to them. Been a while since I read the bible, but I seem to remember in the book of Matthew that Jesus specifically spoke out against the jews who pulled that shit.
I just remain convinced that the house of God can't stand on a foundation of people. So, fuck it.
>>27289438
True, though this varies by church.
How do I become more religious?
