I live in Vegas.

I'm considering going Elliot mode on EDC.

>>27285420
Why don't you go pick up some slutz bro?

>>27285451
Because they are all with their chad bfs.

>>27285420
>tfw I went to a prep school in the Keys
>played varsity lacrosse, so around this time of year everyone was talking about it
>"You got tickets for Ultra, bro?"
>"Yeah man, my dad bought them, I'm taking Stacey in my new Mustang!"
>"Sweet. What about you anon?"
>"Uh, no, it's not really-"
>Stacey runs over, tits bouncing up and down so much that I can't believe she doesn't knock herself out
>"Hey Chad!" *cheek kiss* "Hey Chad's friend!" *cheek kiss* "Oh, hi anon.." *reluctant cheek kiss*
>"Anon isn't going to Ultra."
>"Omigod, why nooooooot?"

It's the worst fucking place to be a robot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN0IuqgC3N8
POW POW POW

Hey miamibro what area you in? I'm in homestead rn specifically goulds its full of niggers