>there are normals that have had so much sex that by the time they're 50 they have to use drugs that scientists have made to help them get hard
>you are living in your sexual prime and have never so much as touched a female
Why isn't there a drug that can Chadify us so we can get laid too?
>>27283979
There is, It's called money and it buys these magical things called escorts
>>27283979
What is that symbol on the right side of the "60/92" on the bottom right corner of that card?
>>27283991
I was with you until "escorts".
>>27283979
lmao who the fuck designed this card?! it's real... anyway, I heard steroids can help but if you're not careful you can become impotent or suffer other unpleasant side-effects, personally I never tried but a douchebag at my old high school used to take something almost as strong as steroids except it was safer, I never asked the name though, you've to try your luck at google.
>>27284060
The small black circle says the rarity (common) of the card. The white circle is a symbol saying which expansion the card is from.
>>27284077
What's wrong with a hooker?
There's no pressure to perform well as she is there for money and not an orgasm. She'll pretend to like it regardless of how awful you are.
>>27283979
Im 21 and I already have ed from fapping.