>phone beeps
>probably just an email
>it's a text
>get excited
>You've used about 50% of your 6gb data. Thank you for choosing Verizon
>mfw
>>27283913
whats it like owning a phone normie?
>>27283913
>installed Tinder a few days ago
>phone vibrates
>Oh boy! Could it be a match?
>battery low
>>27284056
>get a match
>it's deadpool
i literally haven't had a text conversation with anyone in over 3 years
i don't know why i even have this phone. if this phone ever breaks i'm just getting a $5 flip phone.
>Have 400 matches on tinder
>Realize its fuccing pointless
>Will never set up a date because of taboo surrounding online hook-ups
>Would rather meet a girl in person
>Delete tinder