What sign are you r9k
Pisces, which is shit tier desu but at least I'm not a Virgo
capricorn, true robot sign.
>>27283076
Aquarius desu
>>27283076
Cancer. Threadly platinum original reminder that all fire and air signs are Chad signs.
>>27283076
Taurus, I mean I'm happy with that but Leo and Cancer look good
>>27283076
Sagittarius.
Sag, Leo, and Scorpio are best signs.
>>27283076
im a virgo
even the stars wanted me to be a kv
Virgo, the robot sign.
Aries. *bleat*
>>27283076
what's a good waifu sign for an aquarius?
Pisces! About a year ago I met an anon on one of these threads and he was a Cancer, and we decided that we hoped to meet again one day in the future. If he is here by any chance I want to say hi and hope one day we can be soulmates <3
>>27283749
Aww yeah HORSE PUSSYhow am i supposed to satisfy a centaur with a human penis
>>27283835
Sag men and women are never satisfied by sex, sadly. They get off on inflicting pain and humiliation though.
>>27283770
Meme cheat sheet
Libra.
Comentario original
IF YOU'RE NOT VIRGO YOU SHOULD GET THE FUCKING OUT
>>27283076
Sagittarius
oroafaohf comento orinal
>>27283901
ORIGINAL COMMENT FOR THE JEWS
>>27283076
Capricorn here also
>>27283846
>Born April 20th, 11:59:59 PM
>Meet a Virgo girl
>We hate each other's guts
>If I was born 1 second later we would both madly be in love
This is why horoscopes are horoshit
>>27284229
Do you genuinely have asbergers or something?
It doesn't mean that you will love every person of a compatible sign. It means the traits described by compatible signs are compatible. dum dum dummy.
Pisces sun Leo moon
My wife is a Taurus
>>27283076
Virgo. Idk what this mean.
>tfw scorpio-sagittarius cusp
>>27283076
Scorpio here, tfw never goign to get to sting anyone with my stinger
Scopio you fucking fags
Swagemini
>>27283076
Googled it, apparently im a mix of Virgo and Leo
"Virgo - Leo Cusp" it says.
>>27284229
Yes yes, blood type compatibility is much more accurate :^)
Why do normies care so much about star signs?
>>27285135
Because it's one of society's most accepted forms of escapism, next to religion.
>>27283076
Libra. She looks pretty cute I guess. I wonder if she knows how to cook.
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>>27283122
>Pisces
Well at least we get to choose subspecies... still not sure which one is the best.
Cancer. I guess I'm some weird crab loli.
>>27283687
>Gemini, an air sign
>I have autism and talk too much
>>27283076
>aquarius
>undine
Fuck yes.
>>27286762
Gemi reporting in.
I'm always incomplete.
>>27283076
>tfw libra
>>27283846
But muh parents are gemini and pisces and they seem fine.
Aug, 10
Leo here
>>27283076
Taurus. Coincidentally, I'm also a big guy.
Scorpio
Not sure how I feel about that
Taurus. My only complain is that in fiction we always are the dumb big guy when taurus is supposed to be the stoic materialistic composed guy.
I'm on the first day between two. Why should I arbitrarily pick one?
>>27283076
Aries
Aries traits: daring, courageous
apparently not enough to fucking off myself
August 22, borderline leo
>Sagittarius.
I should be chad, but have shitty Saturn placement and Pisces rising.
>>27284229
>being this incompetent about astrology
>typical Taurus
>>27283687
kv Sagittarius here, I wish. But then my beliefs in itself are beta tier since I want to have one and only relationship in life. It'd be cool if virgin girls fought for my company but life is not anime :^)
>>27283842
>found the most strength to study when bullied and had someone to spite with my success
>it got dull after I had almost nobody shitting on me
>started cracking fingers, shoulders, neck, legs
>used to punch walls
>love to put myself on emotional torture rides
I can see myself satisfied with sex though, I desire a girl with a thin torso and ravaging someone with that would really make me content, or so I want to believe.
The cute ram(girl).
Only reason I even looked at astrology was because of some girl that I was drawn to hard.She is a gemini.Then I said fuck this mystical star voodoo.
