Hello wagecuck. What is this place, you ask? Why, it is my well-equipped basement laboratory, funded by the state, and, by proxy, yourself.
My objective here is simple: to explore every realm of scientific inquiry, to discover new innovations and connections, to push the boundaries of interdisciplinary research, to pioneer new methodologies, to become the next Faraday, Cavendish, Heaviside, each of whom had ample time and solitude for reflection and experimentation in their individual labs, places where they could develop fresh ideas beyond those afforded by those stultifying, stifling pedants at the academy.
All of this is available with resources available to the NEET, resources enabling him to cultivate a erudite and sharp mind capable of the height of rigor and discoveries far above and outside the stunted campus environment. Yes, I have the freedom and initiative to illuminate the next step in scientific progress. See you in the papers and journals. I have submitted my fourth patent this week.
"Leisure is the mother of philosophy", and, if I may say so, the sciences as well. A toast to you, my dear wagecuck. You make all this possible.
Yeah but you're still a loser who has no friends lmao
>>27282523
Oh contrar my little wages, I've become a bit of a celebrity down at the local bars. My self taught piano playing has become the gift of the evening
>>27282662
How do you pay for both the lab and the drinks at the bar?
>>27282500
This is now a double penetration thread
>>27282500
NEETcucks are posting these threads while sitting in their own cum stained pants eating pot noodles waiting for their parents friends to leave so they can venture into the kitchen
>>27282689
Why are wagies so butthurt that a guy is using his superior intellect to game the system, making use of your willingness to get cucked by your boss, to use those funds from your slave labor to further humanity? Very pitiful wagecuck, very pitiful. Bucket of crabs mentality.
>>27282689
As a NEET I admit this made me giggle
>>27282689
>wagecuhks on suicide watch
>>27282721
>NEET
>superior intellect
Pic one
>>27282742
>wagie
>any intellect
>>27282500
>lives in a basement
wow 4chan was right about you guys. pathetic
>>27282764
Oh fuck off. This bullshit about NEETs doing anything worthwhile. You don't innovate or anything you are just a parasite. 515, always remember
I don't even understand what you're saying by this bullshit, is this a "Oh yeah well i'm gonna do some awesome shit using my government moneyyy!"?
Literally confused me neetcuck
>Someone actually spent time making that picture and thinking of that post.
Top lol. I guess when you're time is worthless, you can spend your time doing stupid things.
Post an actual picture of your scientific advancements
I don't get it. If NEETcuck were as smart and intelligent as his threads lead him on to be, why doesn't he get a well paying job?
>>27282819
Because then he would become a wagecuck
>>27282819
Hmmm... that is the question... and a very interesting question it is! Isn't it, wagecuck?
>>27282500
dude wtf just because you got a few piss jugs and other containers filled with shit or semen doesn't make it a laboratory, even if you stole a sciencey type container like a beaker or some shit that still dont count
>>27282672
>women don't pay for his drinks
I can tell you're a beta from a mile away
Ddddaaaayyuuumm, NEETs. You're so far down the rabbit hole of delusion that you're starting to believe your own lies.
So how soon until your manned Mars mission, NEETs? Pfhahaha.
>>27282500
In short you have a meth lab in your basement.
/thread
>>27282835
Isn't researching basically as wagecuck of a job as it gets? You work for the government lol
>>27282500
Yet you are still a huge faggot.
Funny how that works.
>>27282813
Oh you silly wagecuck. I am not completely finished with my scientific research. When I am, it will be published in many journals, which I'll be happy to link on this board. :)
>>27282500
>a erudite
>mother of philosophy",
Perhaps it's time for the dear NEET to get his high school degree before pursuing interdisciplinary research and submitting papers.
>>27282885
Damn, these cucks are getting heated af
as a wagie, i can say capitalism is fucked and there's no such thing as work in this world without exploitation, unless you are the capitalist. in which case you dont truly work and may as well consider yourself a NEET.
here's the catch though. some wagies like their jobs.
Why are wagecucks so analpained about their position as bottom-bitch in society? Look, the NEET won, he's the top dog, he takes your money because he's better than you, he takes your gf because he's better than you. Stop being so bitter about it, and get back to work.
>>27282891
Fake and gay
Bl9xfukass
>>27282850
Oh, heavens no! I couldn't be beholden to the academic sheep whose minds are limited by conformity to university dogma. I would get absolutely nowhere.
No, I am a rogue on the frontiers of discovery, a "cowboy" of math and imagination, if you will. My NEET stipend allows me to make progress in areas those ethically inflexible government researchers would never touch.
>>27282906
>neet
>gf
choose one
>>27282901
Still a huge faggot.
Blocr
>>27282917
>stipend allowing such scientific inquiry
>not beholden to academic sheep
pick one, pissboy
To even get this type of funding not only would you have to have published multiple reputable sources in scientific journals, but you'd need to find a sponsor or know how to write up the proper documents to even acquire the funds needed for something like this. Both of which you need college and real-world experience to even accomplish.
Guess what?NEETS have neither one
>>27282917
Highschool student confirmed.
Better luck next time.
>>27282923
Of course he doesn't have a gf, your gf is his fuckbuddy. He pumps and dumps her filling her with his NEET seed and then he goes back to actually accomplishing things unlike you wagecookies
All of this becomes funnier once you realize that the max amount of neetbux given out to a person each month is $750.
Just letting you know, OP, these threads are the funniest threads on this board.
So this is what its like to be a delusional NEET.
You guys are barely able to leave the house, let alone carry out scientific research; you think a university would give a shit about some house-bound NEET?
I guess maybe some shitty online university would; but then they don't really count.
>>27282946
>Women
>Even giving the time of the day to unemployed men
Okay, buddy.
>>27282946
Implying NEETs can actually talk to a girl let alone charm a girl into fucking them.
Stay delusional buddy.
>>27282946
>NEETS
>Having the social skills to talk to anyone let alone a girl when they do nothing but sit in their rooms all day, void of any and all interaction
>university student
>pressure, deadlines and busy days like wageslaves
>no money and no sense of accomplishment like NEET
Being a college student sucks.
>>27283017
It gets worse.
0808088
>>27282983
>>27282988
>>27283000
Damn wagies are steaming like lobsters, keep lying to yourself. I'm sure women love a man who gets emasculated by his boss every day and comes home exhausted to give her the fucking like a NEET fucks her.
>>27282730
Two few, and I can't help but admit I too found this chuckle worthy.
>>27283054
Virgin confirmed.
I like these threads, they help weed out the normies.
>>27283112
Cuck confirmed.
>>27282500
>What is this place, you ask? Why, it is my well-equipped basement laboratory
I fucking lost it
>>27283054
>This neetcuck has never experienced hooking up with a fuckbuddy after a long day of work
It's even better if you have a gf.
I almost feel sorry for you.
>>27283140
>implying neets have enough money for tropical vacations
>>27283140
Ooohhhh sick burn.
Come back when you graduate high school.
>>27283140
Hey nice poster you have hanging up in your basement, NEETcuck.
Oh well, look at the time. I know you have to go. You have a busy day ahead of you masturbating to My Little Poni...I mean conducting 'scientific research.'
>>27283156
>>27283164
>>27283179
It'll be time for work soon cukky duckies, better go off and make me some sweet dole while I make some sweet love to your gf. I love when wagecucks' gfs try to get me to stay because I'm the only real man they've ever had, but I just turn around and smirk at 'em before I vamoos out the door and get to my lab to further my experiments involving longer lasting batteries.
>>27283164
Anon, you're getting it wrong.
Their idea of a tropical vacation is changing the desktop background while drinking cheap beer and sitting in boxers.
>>27283164
>not being from a wealthy family
Only poor people need to work for a living anon.
>tfw you're a wagecuck that loves these threads
Also I really wish that a NEET wearing a labcoat over a blanket actually exists. That's some top tier sophistication.
>>27283222
>before I vamoos out the door
>vamoos
This is how I know you've never felt the touch of a woman before
Haha, calm down wagies! This NEET is making scientific advancements that people like you can't even dream of!
In our abundance of free time, us NEETs have come to a level of understanding equal to that of Einstein himself.
Poor wagies will never understand...
>>27283268
>Not making a name for yourself despite how good or bad your upbringing was
>>27283316
This is how I know you're autistic, they make good factory wageslaves after all! Sorry for not taking this more seriously, as I am pretty easy going and not bitter about being a willing slave.
>>27283318
and yet when your life inevitably comes to end, no one will remember your name.
>>27282939
He's implying that his "research stipend" is the neetbux you complete buffoon.
>it's not a NEET comedian episode
>>27282662
It is "au contraire," you unlearned swine.
If you're going to troll, at least do your research. There are always holes in these threads. Sometimes I bet these threads are made by people who are normie wagecucks.
>>27283318
Not all at once, NEETS!
I know all...ten of you have such busy and fast paced lives doing nothing of importance!
We all know you're so terribly busy doing the same mundane shitposting day in and day out, but if you managed to spare some of your "infinite" time by learning a hobby or getting good at something that's actually useful, you might be able to move out, gain some real world experience, and maybe just maybeGet a job
>>27283348
>making a name for yourself
>by being a wageslave
gud 1 m8.
seriously, if you're rich and do some charitable work here and there then you're worthy of respect.
but let's be honest.
most people here work in retail/service industry office jobs (aka wagecuckery)
>>27283387
Are you surprised?
The only books NEETS pick up are doujins and comic books.
Apparently neets make 1.5 million a year now, not $600 s month.
>>27283318
Can you share some of your knowledge with us? You know, something that you can't look up on Google.
>>27283411
Hey, everyone has to start somewhere.
I'd rather wageslave and obtain the opportunity to publish some books later on in my life instead of never doing anything about it.
>>27283477
How is wageslaving going to help you publish books?
You probably could have finished that novel you're working on by now if you didn't have to slave from 9-5 Mon-Fri.
Daily reminder that NEETs have nothing and no one. Be nice to little neetbros, no one will ever hire them and they will always live as a leech.
>>27282500
Thisscientific breakthrough is very close.
>your entire life was merely a simulation written by a sadistic smug NEET
>>27282500
>NEET
>pursuing education
NEET doesn't mean "lives in his moms basement," Reddit.
>>27282500
Wagies blowntfo
>>27284201
Lol. I'm studying chemistry at an actual uni. AMA basement chemists
Piss bottle experiments aren't a lab genius
>walk around parking lots looking for loose change in my free time
>say "wew lad" every time I find a coin
>don't even know how to pronounce "wew"
>tell myself i'm not crazy every night in bed
>Implying these threads aren't supposed to bait Robots into becoming NEET and then post their legitimate breakdown story down the road as the NEETbux run out/their parents kick them out
A welfare check is about $150 per week. Where did you steal the equipment from you thug?
Confess coon!!!!
>>27284427
he's a dumpster diving badass
>>27284440
People throw away a lot of stuff so I can actually believe that.
>>27284263
What course are you taking fellow student? Not my major btw
can someone post that video of the NEET eating a subway sandwhich?
>>27282850
What you suggested
>All scientists work for the government
What I heard
>I have no fucking idea what I'm talking about
Wagekeks are actually in the workforce but they know less about it than NEET's. Isn't that cute.
>>27282500
Kek
This is so unrealistic it hurts. Nigga that's a job.
>>27284373
I find this hilarious but really sad when I think about it
>>27282917
My sides are in orbit
So tell me neetcuck, what's the scan speed on your mass spectrometer? Have you seen a difference between using a pulse counting detector or a high energy dynode?
You do have a mass spec, right?
>>27282662
>My self taught piano playing has become the gift of the evening
Like nobody goes to those except old people lmao
>>27282840
the echoes of your balls dropping can be heard from here, fuck off preteenfag
boy I really, really hate being a wagecuck, I aspire to live off disability and sleep in negro infested section 8 housing :^)
>>27282662
>Oh contrar
I swear, OP tries acting smart and smarter every day and ends up looking dumber. Seriously, this is just unbelievably sad at this point.
>>27286277
NEET != poor
If you won the lottery tomorrow would you keep working?
>>27286277
can i plz have some money?
>>27286277
retard forgot to inspect element the balances underneath
>>27286281
I think it's more out of humor than trying to actually appear smart.
>>27286277
If you've got that much money then you're probably not a wagie. Wagekeks live on per hour pay that never exceeds more than $25 an hour.
>>27286277
you're a wagebull
>>27286819
no
>>27286943
I'm paid hourly
>>27287108
How much per hour? A wagekek slaves away for most of his waking hours just to make ends meet. If you're getting paid enough that you barely have to work a fraction of that, then you're significantly above the wagie.
>>27287156
>A wagekek slaves away for most of his waking hours just to make ends meet
so we're arbitrarily changing definitions here? my wage is $100 hourly for a 30 hour week
>>27287195
>arbitrarily changing definitions
Not really. A wageslave was always a slave to their wage. They would have to work all of those hours for just enough to get by and missing one day, or having their boss cut their hours, could seriously fuck them up.
>all these assblasted wagies
This meme needs to fucking end, NEET life sucks, I'm the boss of my own company and I work 9 hours a day and earn about 115 000 dollars each month. /biz/ is the board that I use thet most and I usually only visit this board to laught at all the NEETs who's still living on welfare. Hope you can scramble up enough money to buy a Subway sandwich NEETKEK, otherwise you're gonna have to starve all day. Oh what's that? The state is about to stop supporting you with their so called "NEETbux", well how sad, you better assign for that McDonalds job, since with your education flipping burgers is the only thing that you're capable of. Hope your mom doesn't kick you out of her basement, since you have no friends it'll be hard for you to find a place to sleep. Oh well, better go to sleep now NEETKEK, after all, you've been shitposting all day long. Me? Oh I'm going out with my beautiful wife, there's this really neat and expensive Italian restaurant that opened last week, they serve only the finest and most well made food there, luckily I've got the money to afford it!
>>27287791
stop trying and look at the alarm clock tick tock
>>27287853
What are you trying to tell me my NEETKEK friend? Your lack of social contact have made you unable to communicate, right? Well, well neetcuck, back to your state of delusion and anime. Living the dream you say huh?
>>27287195
Nobody is arbitrarily changing definitions.
A wagecuck is someone who must work in order to survive.
If you have that much in the bank, you probably don't need to work for a living.
>>27282662
Ayy lmao Mark the mint man
