>2016
>not having a viking haircut
stay in the basement neets, while us true men go outside to conquer and pillage women
>>27282325
You vikings sure are a wild bunch!
Modern society has no need for men. We just cause problems for the .1% That's why we're being phased out.
>2016
>not having a single plait in your beard like our friend varg here
>>27282325
>implying there are any surviving contemporary historical sources about 'viking' haircuts
you're not even trying senpai, 1/10
>>27282325
I know a guy who looks like that. He's loud, acts like he grew up in the hood, claims he is black, loves weed, and compulsively lies. We're friends, though.
>>27282526
It's kind of hilarious how these viking shows, in the absence of any knowledge of how the hair of these people was worn, simply chose popular white supremacist haircuts, since the primary audience and fandom of viking media are white supremacists.
>>27282383
That's a rare Varg I never seen that one
>>27282325
>everyone else isnt doing what i want them too
>>27282325
>tfw hair can't grow long enough to braid
>>27282809
we really dont know how vikings looked like? i find it hard to believe although your post makes sense
>>27283176
http://www.vikingrune.com/2014/03/viking-hairstyles-is-ragnars-haircut-historical/
one of the problems is that almost all of what we know about "vikings" comes to use from people that were terrorized by them and thus, show bias.
>>27283176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHHLFFy6CWs
also this vid does a good job of explaining what we really know about the vikings
>>27282325
>conquer and pillage women
yeah that's sure legal buddy. enjoy getting your asshole conquered and pillaged in jail
>>27282325
>being a "true man" is basically rape, murder and theft
>2016
>not Varg Vikernes
why live
>>27282809
>primary Fandom are white supremacists
Fuck off with that shit. It makes no sense. By that logic anyone interested in history would be racist.
Atleast Vikings weren't sexist like you people with your fancy Abrahemic religions.
>>27285756
>By that logic anyone interested in history would be racist.
Nigger what? Vikings are a white persons dreams. History is filled with non whites conquering lands, so no that shit doesn't make sense.
>>27285815
>only whites can be racist
You don't see that being interested in history of [insert your race] is the argument he's making at best. Without a source that white supremacy is somehow more connected to Vikings than other racist groups are connected to their counterparts it makes no sense to claim that the hair styles are chosen for that reason.
There's plenty of stories detailing the look of Nordic heroes and many of them have long hair, a fair few are braiding it. Most have beards.
i've been bored of this show for the past 2 seasons. the novelty wore off.
the only thing i like about this season so far is rollo and his qt french wife craving for his big viking penis
>>27282809
Nah, I'm black and I watch Vikings and The Last Kingdom.
>>27285907
yeah this show sucks now.
>wanting to go around looking like a fucking redneck/white trash.
>>27285907
>>27286801
Watch The Last Kingdom
>>27286827
Don't argue with Nazis
>White trash
These guys haul more pussy then you faggots shovel hotpockets.
>>27282325
>long hair
>true men
>>27287152
This will replace the manbun. Seeing how /r9k/ is full of balding pasty ass white nerds I can see how they will hate this.
