Do you have any experiences with Tinder? I'm thinking about applying just to see who likes my picture.
Will I get any matches?
Yeah, just depends on what you look like.
Ugly: Bots
Chad: Everyone else
>>27281672
SO there's no point going on it if your fat? Even to get fat chicks?
>>27281705
Yes, your life is pointless, anon. Why do you even ask?
>>27281705
Nope. Fat chicks don't want fat guys anyway, they want Chad.
>>27281653
Post a picture of yourself here and I can give a rough estimate of how many matches you will get
>>27281705
Yeah there is a point. You might not match with models but you'll probably get some matches as long as you aren't a literal troll.
I got two matches, one didn't respond the other called me an idiot
>>27281744
Nope, I want to see what girls will like it, not some neckbeard with a clouded mind.
>swipe 8-9 out of 10 girls for 2 weeks
>3 matches
>all fat, one single mom
>inb4 entitled
lol fags. I have over 300 matches
You need facebook for this, right? Will my matches see my facebook? I don't have any facebook, so 0 friends or something would be weird.
Can I pick any location I want to?
>>27281769
Nah I'm not a robot. I had around 20 matches on my first day. I come here every so often because I used to be a robot then I grew some balls. But if you refuse to post your face then I can already guess how many you'll get.
>>27281803
Post yours, Chad.
>>27281756
I don't think I am, I'm on occupied and (fat) women have messaged me. So is it worth a shot?
>>27281653
It can be great
>>27281894
That's a man, baby.
What's your profile picture to get a woman like that?
>>27281725
More importantly they get Chad. So they don't need to settle for a fat guy.
>>27281922
You keep saying that. But why would a Chad want an average or even below average girl? Don't make me laugh. Even I wouldn't settle for an average girl.
>>27281874
Yeah it is. Post screenshots of your profile and we can critique it.
>>27281906
It was from a chadthundercock thread from like a year ago. The guy used a standard chad pic, I can't find it.
>>27281925
Chad doesn't settle, he pumps and dumps.
>>27282010
Why would he pump and dump a below average girl that not even a guy with self-respect would? It would hurt his social status too.
You are deluded.
>>27282040
No, he later makes fun of that "disgusting landwhale he fucked" on a Chad party and everybody laughts.
>>27282058
Wow, you aren't just a beta. You are also fucking stupid.
>>27281705
Fat chicks are on tinder in the hopes that Chad swipes right on them and decides that going hoggin' is better than jacking off.
I tried it out, but no success. Although I didn't talk to too many of the few matches that I got. I talked to at least 2 of them, but it didn't get any further then hello.
I got about 1 match a week. If I went tryhard and swiped everyday, I'd usually end up with 2-3 a week. This is with being a pretty average to maybe below average looking person.
Nowadays I just get bots. I just gave up and stopped using it after that. I think I've exhausted all the people in my area at this point (had it for 3 months now).
By realistic means, aren't most girls just looking what guys they can get on tinder without even wanting to meet them? Why bother with that?
>>27282108
What kind of pic did you use?
I have no social life so I haven't updated my facebook in about 4 years
Do girls see through that?
What should my bio be?
>>27282210
Just give up before you get STDs
>>27282148
Just a pic I took of myself in my house, nothing special.
I'm not sure about FB? I've never talked to a girl on Tinder long enough, for them to question me on anything FB related.
I'm sure most girls just see your pic, then swipe right or left. Like most people do there.
>>27282296
Post pic to judge
>>27282040
Chad is not a bitter loser like you. He has no problem sticking his dick in most things. He doesn't care what people think because they will still worship him regardless.
>>27282639
>he has no problem sticking his dick in most things
>AND THAT'S WHY HE PICKS THE BELOW AVERAGE GIRL
You are so fucking stupid it's not even funny anymore. Do you hear yourself talk?
>>27282650
He doesn't pick anything you fockhead. Tinder is a hookup app. Chad likes to have sex with as many women as possible. Do I need to post that article pointing out that 15% of men on tinder are having sex with 80% of the women?
>>27282667
A Chad would still fuck an attractive women over an ugly one. When Chad isn't able to pick an attractive women he isn't a Chad.
>>27282714
But the fact is he doesn't HAVE to choose. He can fuck both because both women will wanna fuck him. He might even fuck both at the same time. Male sexuality is like that. Now do you get what I'm saying? The reason you reject this idea is because it is a horrifying reality in which the best men are willing to have sex with almost all women, rendering you almost pointless as a man in women's eyes.
>>27282748
Why wouldn't he fuck 2 attractive girl instead of 1 attractive one and a hambeast?
Is my profile any good?
>>27282941
How often do other guys make their profile look like this? Is it unique?
I get matches but I don't even know what to say
>>27281705
I found a nice fat gf on tinder
Your mileage may vary but why not give it a run see what happens
Look up how to take good pictures of yourself though it's not as easy as it seems
Just asked out a chick.
I hope she turns me down cause if she says yes I don't know what the fuck I would do.
>>27283437
"I was just fuckin witchu senpai ahahaah "
>>27281653
O I don't
Original comment
"haha"
the response after: "haha it's okay"
>>27281653
>geniunly think I'm a 7/10
>picky as fuck only swipe a few girls
>0 matches
>be less picky
>0 matches
>only pick uggos
>0 matches
Deleted within 2 days, got literally zero matches and now I know I'm ugly as fuck. Thanks Tinder.
ehh feels good being /fit/ chad, i feel bad for u
mfw literally asking every girl if i can fuck or pump them and most of them agree to it or try to continue a convo
>>27283534
>haha
It means she's cool, she's breezy, she's easy-going. And absolutely does not mean she can't think of anything smarter to say. Certainly doesn't mean she's desperate for people to think she's cool, breezy and easy-going.
Can you put pictures on your profile without posting them on Facebook?
>>27283881
Yeah mang
>>27283881
Make a private album on facebook
I'm fat and don't have any interesting hobbies.
Should I just quit now?
I'm pretty average looking and I get a decent amount of matches. I've been on there for too long though and feel kind of burned out about how much work it is to just get a shitty first date. It's the fault of where I live though.
>>27284003
>how much work it is
here
>WANNA SMASH
>ok haha
you're done
>>27284083
I have a hard time believing that that shit actually works.
>>27283550
They did you a favour desu. Saved you some embarrassing real life moments in the future.
>>27284111
I imagine it works if you are really good looking. They only make average guys work their assess off(just like real life) for some affection.
>>27284130
I just don't think I'm good looking enough to pull that shit off.
>>27281788
They will see your first name, age, mutual friends (if any), mutual likes (if any) and photos (though you can remove or change those).
Only in the premium version.
>>27284153
find an ugly chick
>>27284153
Neither am I. Most men aren't methinks. Women are just brutally hypergamous nowadays.
I just made an account myself. What should i write in the bio to trick women into thinking i'm interesting?
>>27284174
It's still really hard online. Women are very afraid of meeting people off the net and dating apps are like 70% male in the first place. Online dating is brutal if you are average.
>>27284179
You like to travel.
>>27281653
I've gotten a decent amount of matches. But at the end of the day, if you're an uninteresting sperg, that still will come across on a dating app. So I have several hundred matches, only a few bothered to respond back to me, and only two ever met me in person. Never got laid. Fuck it.
>>27284206
That's a good one, thanks.
![1424413124205[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cRmUvvI.jpg "1424413124205[1].jpg")
>got Tinder yesterday
>don't be desperate, swipe all basic bitches and anyone I don't like to the left
>got 7 matches already
Have I been a normie this whole time?Haven't talked to any of them yet, though
>>27284257
Do you have a pet? Take a picture of it.
Also, say you like animals.
>>27284277
No proof of it yet. You may look decent, but now the real test is to see how many of them respond to your first message.
>>27284292
I have a dog, this is great advice
>>27284277
had tinder for almost a year.
Grand total of maybe 5 matches.
None of them have ever responded to messages.
Should I just kill myself now lads?
>last friday
>meet tinder match for dinner
>most of the conversation is about her ex bf who she broke up with a month ago
>her dad has terminal brain cancer
>pretty sure she implied he beat her when she was younger
>she kept tearing up whenever she would talk about these things
By the end of the date I didn't want to bang her even if she asked.
HELP
A CUTE GIRL SUPER LIKED ME
I'M 100% SURE IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
HOW DO I REACT
HELP
ME
PLS
>>27284578
repeat after me
>>27284578
Send her a dick pic
Bitches love Dick Cheney
So do I have to be funny on the first message?
>>27284277
>girls are interested in me
>what do I do?
Fuck the fuck off out of this board you disgusting normie cunt.
Do you have pet insurance?
No
'too bad 'cause I'm gonna smash your pussy
>>27284676
This sort of shit actually works on occasion. It's worth a try if girls keep losing interest.
>made Tinder exactly 1 week ago, swipe right every until run out of likes
>11 matches
Is this a good rate?One of my photos is a anime profile pic and i have no bio.
I realize if you superlike a chubby girl is most of the times a match.
Rule #1: Be White
Rule #2: Don't Be Black
Rule #3: Be Fit/Good Looking
Rule #4: Be White
>>27284578
>I'M 100% SURE IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
Pretend that it wasn't. Go say hello and ask about her favorite color.just b yourself
>>27281653
This guy wants me to have a threesome with his gf tonight but idk senpai I'm chickening out whether or not to say yes.
He's real, mutual friends, social media, and he sends me snapchats of him with his gf. Do I whore myself for a night and have fun?
>>27284205
this is the truth.
you're honestly better off trying to date a girl at your job
>close contact on a regular basis
>they get to see all sides of your personality
>they won't feel like they're being used
it's the "comfort factor." girls really are more likely to date ugly/odd guys if they can genuinely get to know them. there are probably girls at your job/school right now that would date you, and you aren't even aware of it. pay attention to who starts convos with you. pay attention to who looks at you. start friendly convos with them. eventually (NOT right away, but eventually) ask if they want to grab coffee one day.
the only thing is if it ends badly. so try to date a girl that maybe isn't in your immediate vicinity if possible.
and for the love of christ, DO NOT talk about your sex/relationship AT WORK. even indirectly or with innuendos or anything. never fucking be "that guy."
but otherwise, yeah, tinder is ok if you know what you're trying to do. if you're just *hoping* for a match, *hoping* shit happens, etc etc, just quit. it will only piss you off. i know from experience.
I've met several girls from Tinder. Ask your tinder god
>>27284851
probably not real
and if it is
you're gonna get pegged or raped.
So no.
>>27284861
>just quit
well, don't *quit.* but def. don't take it as an indicator of the real world.
there are girls that actively do tinder just to bullshit guys and "male tears" and whatever. that should be a major hint at who tinder attracts.
>>27284950
Well he's real so there's that, he sent me a snapchat video of him with his gf saying "byeeee we'll see you tonight!"
It not rape ifthey're good looking
>>27285201
are you a boy or grill?
>>27285241
Girl
Hell no if I was a guy I'd never do that
>>27284719
go back to your continent, ape
>>27285305
fuk off roastie
accidentally super liked random girl profile what should i do :(
>>27285586
happens to me a lot, nothing ever happens so yeah, you dont need to do anything.
Advice for girls?
What to say? How much to say? When and how to end the date?
>>27285674
>Advice for girls?
Dating advice for girls? lol do you need instructions on how to breathe too? ^^
seriously, you get chased by guys all the time just pick one
>>27282953
It doesn't matter that it's mildy funny because noone is going to want to fuck you.
I tried it but jn germany where you dont get much matches ( whencits true what they write on reddit) butni matched the whole city and have 30 now in 2 days
Just give it a try
I have anxiety so i didnt message anyone lol
>>27285674
go meet guys. you have 100% of the power in this situation. girls on this board need to stop encouraging other girls to think in a sad backwards way.
>talk about something neutral
don't say "i'm new to the city" or "where do you like to hang out." that sounds like you want a date. which is fine if you do. if you don't, just ask about his shirt or pants or bike. *something that he has that you actually know something about.* difficult, i know.
>if he seems ok, and isn't asking you out, just ask him for his number
this is easy and non-committal. if you decide later he's not the one, you can just let him know. you're not "guaranteeing" sex. you're not even committing to a date. just asking for a phone number.
>ask him on a date
after a few phone chats, surely he has caught on by now. maybe not. or maybe he doesn't want to weird you out. welcome to the world of feminized men. it doesn't mean "metrosexual." it means we're afraid of being called creepers and rapists. we're afraid. of other humans. like women are. so if he doesn't ask, just say "hey want to grab coffee?"
you know the rest. if it's "too much work" then that's your decision in life. fuck off, no one cares. god forbid you should want something in life and do something to achieve it.
>>27284861
>tfw work at small, mostly male company
>>27284851
he wants to fuck your butt.
>>27284861
>work at small firm with no females
should I just end it? there are qt's in the office across the hall but I only ever see them while we are both heading towards the bathroom so there's no chance to talk to them without being creepy.
>>27285201
>It not rape if they're good looking
this explains a lot
>>27281705
Nah this fat guy I know has a tinder an he gets fat chicks. You've gotta be willing to take ones that seem to be even fatter than you though.
Ill just leave this here
http://elitedaily.com/humor/girls-tinder-games-deliver-pizza/1026727/
Youre shit out of luck if youre a guy on tinder, if youre a girl though its a ticket to free stuff
>>27286755
Who has the greentext of a girl asking a friend to deliver her a pizza and then she closes the door on him and she giggles then he keys her car and steals her dog?
Just use this as profile pic
Bitches love photos of men next to chicks
>>27284294
I'm actually pretty fat in my photo.
One of them responded so far.
I've used tinder a lot. Lot's of hook ups and I found a girlfriend from it. It can really work well. Give it a shot my man.
>>27284719
I'm black and get 100 matches weekly.
Why do retards pretend that anyone gives a shit about their autistic abstractions
>>27281653
I've been on it for about 9 months, I do alright I guess
One time I let a trans chick blow me. It was amazing.
>>27287272
>chick
it's okay though, getting a blowjob from a dude isn't gay
>>27287297
it was a little gay, but theres literally nothing wrong with it
>Created an account
>3 months later
>my only likes were 3 female escorts, 2 trans escorts, 1 man escort
I think it's trying to send me a message
>>27287405
try swiping in philippines with a fake gps anon. got like 30 matches and a bunch of filipons lady boys and regular girls wanting my dick and asking for dates
>>27281894
She looks gud desu. Reminds of my stalker I was tempted to fug but I'm a shy bastard.
>>27287236
What's your picture and bio? I just made mine and I'm okay looking and I followed some of the advice that came up on Google though I'm not getting many matches now...? I don't have a nice full-body picture so that might be holding me back
>>27288544
>>27287236
seconding
I'm fit and finally finishing the summer cut, and looking forward to make some cool photos
>make tinder
>like cute girls
>no matches
>start liking 5/10 girls
>no matches
>start liking any girl that isnt too ugly or too fat
>not a single match
It been weeks now, i give up
>create tinder because i was bored
>get one match after a couple of days
>qt 3.14 grill, has a lot of common interests with me and lives nearby
>get nervous just by seeying her profile and never talk to her
I created a facebook years ago and never uploaded any photos, added maybe 20 or so friends. Is there anyway I can upload photos to Facebook for Tinder to use and not have my friends see them? I don't want anybody thinking that I'm active on Facebook now.
>>27288714
I have three decent good pictures of myself (photographer), two smiling, one not frowning but not smiling either, more of a natural face type thing and there's another person (no face visible) on the side showing that I "have friends," all out in public rather than in my bathroom or anything
My bio says:
City
College
Short list of interests
Lame joke to show I have sense of humor and am not completely serious about everything...
I'm not sure what I've done wrong because I've been swiping right 70% of the time and only gotten a handful of matches for QUITE a bit of swiping
>>27288847
Make a private album
>>27281653
I dont use Tinder anymore.
I had a GF for 8 months that I found on Tinder and it was awkward as fuck when people asked how we met.
I realized that 90% of girls that you know IRL will go on a date with you if you just ask them and not try to friend them first.
I asked a girl out at work and now we are dating. Feelsgoodman and now it won't be weird when people ask how we met.
Started using it this Monday and I've only got 15 matches at the moment as I had to unmatch a crazy milf today.
Most girls on this are older than me (I'm 19) so I don't have much success. I have like three 25+ and the rest are either 20 or 18 - 19.
>>27288923
Get a picture of an animal on there
>>27288987
>and not try to friend them first
Fuck
>>27289027
I only have a cat. Would that work or be a detriment? I'm in socal and all the girls here put "dogs" "Disneyland" "beach" "hiking" and "food" so I know a dog would work
>>27288987
Why does it matter how you met lol? Besides self-esteem and being self-conscious there's nothing to lose
>>27289108
Just take a picture of you with your cat or something, girls just like animals
I do actually get some matches (maybe around 3 a day) but since I'm an autistic retard, nothing really happens with those grills.
I don't know what you guys are doing, I usually unmatch quite regularly because I hate seeing the list get crowded.
Most chicks just don't reply after the first "hey" or whatever or the conversation just goes nowhere and I stop being arsed.
I got some short lasting relationships out of it, but I felt it was a huge waste of time.
>>27289130
It's like the original sin of the relationship. The whole thing is based on the premise that both of you were looking to hook up with people and it didn't really matter who they were as a person.
You eventually met with one another and hook up and catch the feels but it was all meaningless as you are completely replaceable.
Knowing someone IRL liek the old days is at least more real.
So nothing to do with self-conscious and more just my preference.
I have self esteem issues and I'm worried getting massively rejected on Tinder would just make it worse, should I just preemptively kill myself?
>>27288991
>only got 15 matches
>only
I only got 3 and I started last thursday.
>>27289209
I see. A lot of people where I am use Tinder as a dating service more than a hookup service at this point. Like, for every profile that is even slightly sex-related there's 10-20 that say "no hookups" so I guess it's changing
>>27289256
If you're lucky you might get a lot of matches and your self esteem might improve.
More likely you'll only get a handful, mostly bots, and your self esteem would drop even lower.
>got tinder 3 months ago
>match about 5 girls a week
>only 10% actually reply
>met 2 in person>lost my virginity two weeks ago
I'd like to think this is an average tinder experience
>>27289319
This seems about accurate. I've had around 200 matches and only have met with 6 girls and banged 4 of them
>>27289271
>"no hookups" so I guess it's changing
That just mean they don't want to look like a slut
>>27289271
The value of Tinder is that you don't have to expose yourself or who you are like creating a profile on Okcupid. It also takes out the awkwardness of asking people IRL.
Tinder took out 80% of what is needed for dating. Swipe left, swipe Right. The person you match with is already 70% there in giving you their number if you just don't fuck up the first conversation and if you text for a day and it goes good you'll get a date.
It's the lack of complexity that I don't like. It's almost to easy and the fact that I was going out with 4-5 girls a week my second year of college was retarded and still made me feel empty.
>>27289466
>It also takes out the awkwardness of asking people IRL.
asking people IRL makes it more worthwile imo, for tinder you NEED to look somewhat good or else nothing will come of it
>>27289466
>that I was going out with 4-5 girls a week my second year of college was retarded and still made me feel empty.
woner how many cocks those girls had
gross
>>27289697
Yes, that's my point. It is gross.
I've been calling girls gross/disgusting and degenerate for using tinder IRL for a month now. I've told 8/10 that guys will pump and dump them into their 30s until they are used up and worthless and it makes them want my dick 100% more then the guys on Tinder.
Being anti-tinder is a seriously good way to get girls imo
>>27289798
tfw can't get girls IRL so you have to try to chat up the meager 1-3 you get on Tinder per week
I feel like I've been put in a lower tier of users. Initially like 80% of the girls I'd see were 8/10 or better. Now like one out of ten is 8/10.
>>27283602
Another one who initiated
Who wants to know how to get girls of tinder? I'm short (5 9") and far from handsome. Fucked 4 girls from tinder the last 2 months
>>27290490
Let us hear your secrets senpai
>>27281653
I've tried it for a month and only have one chubby chick as a match. Pic related is my current gf, I don't know what I'm doing wrong
>1k matches
>being a narcissistic prick and continuing to match girls past several hundred even when you start to forget most of them
Go back to soc you whores.
>>27290516
>suit pic crucial bitches love suits
>pic of you graduating with your mom or something
>shows your educated
>if you're a working man be in a hardhat or have a pic of you getting your cert or some shit
>casual body pic. If you're carrying a little extra weight hide it with suit pics.
>body pic. don't be giving a Elliot Rodger grimace shirtless in a darkened room. Be at the beach with friends or some shit. Be like oh you caught me unawares.
>pic with baby or puppy
>all pics you smile or pull a silly face even if you have crooked teeth or braces.
>well lit photos
>play sports or music? Pic of that shit.
>all body pics have to look casual. Lots of suit pics I can't stress that shit.
>>27290756
Got any useful advice a robot could actually use?
>>27290796
>well lit photos
>don't neg it doesn't work
>kiss their ass. They can't deal with real shit.
>don't lose hope. It's a numbers game.
>don't get sexual explicit unless she initiates.
>if you overstate or say something perverted apologise and try defuse it.
>keep replies under 5-6 sentences unless deep in convo. Shows you're not too intense. I made this mistake for years
I put my age as twenty years olden than I actually am. Using it to fish for cougars.
>>27282953
that is incredibly funny but you should probably have a normal photo too
>>27290917
Yup a friend put his age up by 5 years. You get more of the desperate minge
>>27290338
anon I hate you but I kekd at your reply
>>27290756
>>27290895
cringiest shit i have ever read.
What when someone agrees to go out? I would have no idea what to do. She'd drop me the instant the moment she notices my behaviour, I guess.
>get about 3 matches a day
>message them
>most are passive and take a long time to respong
>nothing comes out of any of it
This is fucking bullshit
Any tips on what to do if im getting matches but no fuck
>>27290997
You just pick place and ask for whatever time you seem to be available, if she's available as well. At least if I had the guts to get there, that's what I would do. Having your own place without mommy and shit helps to get laid.
>>27290996
It works dude. I didn't lose my virginity till I was 21. I've fucked like 7-8 girls in the last months and I'm not goodlooking.
>>27281653
>applying
it's not a job mate
>>27283550
I did this for 4 months
Same result
>>27291113
Perhaps your photos are simply shit.
I know I don't take many photos and most of them are shit plus I'd have to upload them to facebook so nope.
>>27284615
she's a redhead, of course she goes for that
>>27291037
a very high number of girls are only on tinder for attention or using the app as a game; this just has to be the case because they're that good-looking where there's no imaginable way they're actually lonely or whatever
so just keep doing what you're doing, because it's good faith and it's the right thing to be doing. On the other hand if they show no interest stop talking to them and don't feed their ego any more
sometimes I don't bother to send matches even one message because it's obvious she's been swiping right on everyone to make her five-digit number of matches higher than what her friend has
>>27291145
That's true I literally took no effort in making presentable photos
>>27289372
>>27289319
ACTION STATIONS
fuck, I need a new profile image
who want bareback but afraid of STDs so ain't doing jack here?
How do you take a photo that doesn't look shit if you have to take it yourself?
>>27291258
/lgbt/ pls
>>27283550
Did you write a bio?
>>27291283
Good lighting. Flash sometimes helps me, sometimes not. Since I'm pretty sensitive to light I'd rather kill myself than torture myself to get a chance at getting laid.
>>27291384
What is good lighting? is this lots of lighting, direct at your face from the camera. Or natural or from above?
>accidentally super like a girl
>give tinder the 3 quid so I can undo it
>fucking app resets itself immediately so I can't
And now I'm just tapping like forever because it's not gonna throttle me
I must have offended her or something
>>27289270
My friend has over 50 but he's pretty damn good looking (no homo).
>>27291463
Try taking many photos with variety of lighting and you might see. I'm not good with words for this, but I find my face looks ok when the lighting is bright. Although when it's too bright it looks like pic related (right side, except even more illuminated sometimes) and not even close to usable.
I have an example of my own but don't want it used by others since the jawline somehow looks good in that but in reality I'm not attractive.
>>27291515
desu it's quite funny m8
>>27291515
I chuckled, she a bich
Your profile needs to be the best marketing brochure of yourself.
You absolutely need a dslr camera and photo effects to stand out. Mainstream society loves polished turds and can't differentiate them from natural beauty half the time.
>>27291068
>7-8 girls in the last months
> I'm not goodlooking.
u wouldnt be the first person to contradict himself like this.
>>27289256
Nigga it's a huge ego trip. Swiping all those basic bitches to the left feels really good, even though they probably didn't like you either.
I'm no psychologist or whatever so don't take my word for it, but I'd say it's actually good for your self-esteem.
Do girls sometimes take forever to reply to you guys? I got a message on the 28th (even though I had the app uninstalled and just reinstalled it last week). I replied back to her anyway and she replied back a week later. I sent her a message a few hours after that and haven't heard anything since.
Also got another girl replying every other day and I think she's a NEET who's looking at this thread right now
wew looks like i gotta send out a lot of pasta this morning
>>27292022
teach me!!!! pls b0ss
>>27292022
>this will never happen to you
OG comment
>>27291968
What happens when none of them swipe for you?
>>27290938
Yeah i do have one normal photo of me. After about a month of swiping i got 18 matches and two of them messaged me first.
While this didn't have the success of a catfish account it had much more success than the serious account I had last year.
>>27290895
your post makes me want to drink myself to ded
>>27292090
Nothing. You don't get notified and keep playing.
It exposes you to the reality that most people, including Chads, will get rejected by hundreds of people, they just don't care.
>>27291463
Go outside, and take a bunch of selfies from all kinds of angles. Then come home and sort through them and find ones you think look good
>>27281653
Met a really nice girl on there, dated her for two months. She was a dancer which was cool.
I had a date yesterday, I couldn't get hard to fuck the girl at all. I just fingered and licked her all night. I don't know why it felt so wrong.
>>27293434
Were you into her? Performance anxiety?
>>27292305
>including Chads, will get rejected by hundreds of people,
lol which reality do you live in?
girls who swipe left on chads assume that the profiles are fake.
I want tinder and think I might do okay on it, but Im 21, live with parents still and commute to college 40 minutes away. What do I do? Should I wait till I have my own place?
>>27293655
Never mention that you live with your parents and if you're with a girl, suggest that the two of you should go to hers
>>27293739
Right but what if she does too? We both wanna fug but neither of us have anywhere to go?
>implying I get any matches at all and am not completely fucking delusional
>>27293561
She was a hot hipster, but I didn't feel very comfortable with her.
>>27293876
If she does then that "living at home still" stigma will be gone. As for finding somewhere for the two of you to have sex, I guess wait until your parents are out of the house
>>27293655
>>27293876
Drive to a dark, quiet parking lot late at night, and just go at it in the backseat
Got a lot of matches and messages. Didn't respond to anyone. Uninstalled after a month.
>>27294341
>a lot of matches
Also, "a lot of matches" = about 700, but I swiped right on everyone.
Has anyone tried bonfire?
>>27282953
Well, it's unique, all right.
>>27293609
Nope.
Obviously Chads have a higher success rate than everyone else. But nobody in the world has a success rate of 100% (and I'm not talking about lesbians, fake profiles etc.). It is not possible to avoid rejection, only disregard it.
>>27281653
Met my gf there two years ago and everything has been great so far
I also got laid a bunch of times because of tinder before I met her. If you're semi good-looking you've got no worries
>>27294693
yes but when I get a success rate of 0% or 0.1% it will affect my self esteem to make it even worse
>>27294784
So get /fit/ and learn how to talk to women you self depricating beta cuck ugly ass sperglord faggot
>>27294784
You are genetic trash and you aren't meant to reproduce. Why can't you just accept this?
How do I catfish?
>teens these days
I told you it's very easy t get laid nowadays and you all got mad
>tfw just hit on a chick 10 years older than me and she's playing along
A-Am I doing it?
>>27295503
>taking a slut's word at face value
If you don't wrap it you deserve to have you life fucked with a kid or STD
>>27282714
YOU DUMBFUCK. anon cited a scientific study that proves you are fucking wrong. gtfo out right now or I will fudging kill you.
>>27281653
I've fucked nine of the girls I met on there
first, once
second, twice
third, twice
fourth, once
fifth, five times (seeing her on tuesday after work)
sixth, once
seventh, once
eighth, three times
ninth, once
Honestly, I had never even held a hand before I found out about this all access ticket called Tinder. You'll find something, and even if you don't, you'll at least find ways to improve your chances somehow. I had 11 matches over four months before I got my glasses and now that I wear them everyday I get at least a match a day, if not two
Godspeed anon
>>27282762
because fucking is applied to a factor of time you brain dead ninny. he will fuck 2 attractive girls and the hambeast. do you fucking finally understand now?
Since we're talking about Tinder:
Some girl on Coffee Meets Bagel (an app similar to Tinder) gave me her number because she's on spring break for the week and will be without wi-fi. Before that, we had only sent a few messages to each other. I don't know if I should follow up on it. I have terrible social anxiety and almost never talk to girls. I'm 21 and I joined mostly to see if girls liked me at all.
What's a good opener that isn't some faggy koala pun?
>>27289319
>>27289372
Are you really muscular and outgoing? What's your personality like? I signed up on Thursday and I have 20 matches. I haven't messagedany of them because I'm too scared.
>>27282953
Having the confidence to do something different is pretty much always a good thing when it comes to attracting women.
>>27283550
You should just learn to take flattering pictures. I'm a 5/10 but I can make myself look like a 7/10.
>>27284861
This guy is setting you guys up for beta orbiting. Don't listen to this faggot.
>>27284701
My handsome friend got 200 matches in about two and a half weeks. Somewhere around that time frame. I hate to sound like the typical robot, but 90% of girls on Tinder are Chad hunting. 4/10 girls and up really don't have to work to get some good dick. They may not catch their prized Chad dick, but they get a few dozen matches and pick what they want. If they're so-so chicks, then they'll settle for the pseudo-Chad (6/10 semi-alpha).
I've seen a few good things come out of Tinder due to compatible personalities/interests. But in reality, it's a local sex app for people below 30. The girls and top-dogs get to choose.
How do you guys not worry about getting these chicks pregnant? Condoms are only like 85% effective.
