Why don't you robots just get a dog?
>loyal
>will love you unconditionally
>therapeutically proven to ail depression
>gives you a reason to go outside
>can take it for jogs and get /fit/
>perfect wingman (girls love dogs)
>can protect you and your home from niggers
>can teach it to hunt with you along with several other useful things
>relatively low maintenance
Dogs are a robots best friend!
but they really smell
I have a dog.
Best thing I ever did in my life was buy a dog. That bro has got me through some pretty shit times
>>27281527
Only if you don't clean them
pet-friendly baby wipes help a lot
I live in a minuscule flat
>>27281550
You would seriously wipe your pet's ass?
Most pets, due to their size, are gonna shit many times a day. Would you really wipe your dog's ass three times a day, every day?
>>27281635
No because thats not what smells. Usually they have dog odor if their coat hasn't been washed in a while.
>Not wanting/owning a dog
What does it feel like to be a libcuck?
>>27281686
Then sticking them in the shower every few days would be enough.
Solid advice.
Doges are awesome.
Literally all dogs are like that? Or are there exceptions?
>>27281686
Dogs don't even smell bad faggot.
Mine smells like potato chips.
>inb4 some edgelord starts posting pics of dead dogs
I hate dogs.
They're so cute but all my mums ever does is bark, yap and growl.
Then they die and your soul absolutely crumbles.
when you're walking your dog bitches will stop you and ask to pet it
dogs = gf
>>27281516
Because when the dog dies depression may kill you. My little kitty just passed away...
Because my complex doesn't allow pets along with the fact that there would be no one to walk them in the afternoon. I could do the walks before and after work but not during work.
i hate dogs a quick way to get rid of the neighborhoods dogs is to put steaks in antifreeze and leave them there for a day and then put the steaks around your park
9/11 advice, dogs are awesome but I can't get one on this small flat.
>>27281516
dogs are dumb as fuck...
>>27281516
If i wanted real life friends I would just go outside and make some human friends. Also, small dogs are too angry, they will bite you for any reason, and big dogs are dangerous. No, I'd rather live my last days with dignity, all by myself.
>>27283188
That is a cut cat.
I'm sorry for your loss.
>>27283657
Cute*
Oceeee
>>27283136
This is true.
Literal bitches get you bitches.
My doge has got me da pusi b0ss multiple times.
As long as you have a freindly dog that likes people it works like magic.
Random attractive women will approach you guaranteed. Where it goes from there is up to you.
>>27283252
I found the edgelord
>>27283657
ty m8, she was adorable...
>>27283252
My dog is trained to only accept food from my hands.
>>27283188
Why do people not get new pets when their older one passes away? "Oh man, my dog died, and even though I loved him and he brought be happiness for most of his life, my memory is so short-term that all I can think about is how upset I am right now that he died, so getting another would obv be a bad idea. Duh."
>>27283675
>As long as you have a freindly dog that likes people it works like magic.
But how do you get one if you don't know anyone so it can't interact with anyone. I'm afraid it would just eat people.
>>27284287
Dunno mate, my kitty appeared one night 9 years ago in my backyard, first pet i've ever had...never again, to much pain.
>>27281516
It's not socially acceptable to fuck animals.
>>27283188
>>27283756
My cat died in January, anon. She was about 16 years old and I miss her. She was in a corner spazzing and barely breathing. Pic related. Her a year before
Because then I'd have to take care of it and I don't want that responsibility. Taking care of myself is enough of a chore already.
>>27281516
>loyal
>love
>low maintenance
lol nice try dogfag, hope all your stupid dogs die.
>>27285470
How edgy xD
>>27283188
RIP kitty, you live on
>>27283188
rip kitty. you will live on too
>>27283252
Trying this hard
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>>27281516
I'm allergic to animals who have fur.
because they're high maintenance. You have to walk them every day, they leave hair everywhere, they bark a lot, you have to feed them and clean up their refuse.
>>27286599
>not having your dog shit in normies yard and on public property
You must be a normie yourself.
>>27286636
Kill yourself and your piece of shit dog.
GSD - best dog
Rott - 2nd best
GSD/rott combo - god tier
>>27285094
I'm sorry anon.
Rip kitty
>>27281516
>>relatively low maintenance
r u retarded??
>renting apartment by myself
>wagecucking from 8am to 5pm
>go to gym after work for an hour then commute home
>want dog but wouldnt want to leave him alone for 10-12 hours a day, 5 days a week
guess ill get one when i retire
>>27286678
Did your day start shitty wagie? Let me guess, you had to go change shoes and you were late? Or you came in shit covered shoes and now you must pay for new carpet in your office, damn that Shekelstein sure cut it heavy from your paycheck.
>>27287620
>not getting a wife that cares for your dog
I wouldn't want one in the house all the time
I can't stand it when roasties say "oh he must like pets"
They're filthy
>>27287895
You shouldn't assume things stupid petcuck.
Is it nice having your home smell like shitty dog all the time :^)
