is there an optimal solution?
>choose gun
>do an hero
>TV
>all shows and movies
>gourmet food
>library
>medical care
>hygiene products
>pool table
why 3 bullets? to be sure when you kill yourself?
beat it
>>27281409
>18 y/o
>the kitchen with ipad
>medical care
>hygienic products
not only will i walk out with 10 mil, i'll also have lost my computer/internet addiction, will have a qt 28 y/o wife and be good at cooking
>garden with greenhouse 2 points
>Hygiene products 3 points
>library 4 points
>workout room 5 points
>kitchen 6 points
>computer 6 points
>video games 4 points
2+3+5+6+4+6+4=30
If it doesn't have Barry Bonds than it's a shit list.
>Kitchen
>TV
>Skylight
>Movies/shows
>Videogames
>Gym
>Medical
Easy peasy lemon squeezy gimme that grip.
>>27281409
Internet
Computer
Fast food
Microwave
Medicare
>none of you virgins picked the 18 year old
gun is for an hero if i get stomach cancer from the microwavable meals or to shoot the girl if she acts up
>PC
>Internet
>Shows (only for the anime)
Also, 10 years is not enough. I dislike society; it is the cause of plenty of my problems.
I want to stay there for the rest of my life.
Watching anime while making digital coloring, and sometimes going on the web to rage about how much I have society is bliss.
>gym
>hygiene stuff
>full kitchen
>sunroof
>sound system
>pool table
>gourmet food
thats enough for me. i would love to become slim/normal/medium person without being obese, so i would not let myself PC/tv/phone
>>27281657
What you do for food
>>27281629
see
>>27281545
this is an original comment you jewish bot
18 whore
6 kitchen with ipad
4 books
2 doctor
2 garden
2 radio
1 pool
35 points. I will came out as a demigod and with 5 millies
>this will be my tenth year in a basement
>only I am alone and have no skylight
>I have nothing to show for it
>>27281409
>girl
>alcohol
>gun
All I need desu
>>27281409
15 full model train sets
>Barry Bonds
>Microwave
>HD Camera
I'd go for the 5mil so I can have maximum comfort and can make sure I will definitely not get bored or go crazy from isolation.
>Full kitchen
Cooking is fun, and I can make sure I stay healthy and don't get fat, since I won't be moving as much as I usually do
>PC with all movies and all games
When I get bored and just want to be distracted.
>library with all books ever published
I can learn whatever I want on ANY topic here, will never get boring since I definitely can't read all books that have ever been published in ten years
>cell phone that only works one day a week
so I can keep in contact with my mom and call doctors etc if it is necessary and I don't find anything about the issues I'm having in my books (which is unlikely)
>hygiene products and jaccuzi
for comfort and relaxation
>garden and greenhouse
Fresh air, taking care of plants can keep you sane. With the help of my books I can also learn how to grow anything I want here, including pot or tobacco and fresh ingredients for my kitchen.
>HD camera
to document everything and make some moar money after from the epic documentary for which i have 10 years (!!!) to perfect
Though the isolation seems horrible, if I can call people outside once a week that makes it bearable, and with all the information I could ever get at my fingertips, a garden and entertainment it could actually be fairly comfy to live there.
>>27281730
You also come out with rickets, you fucking worthless whore.
-4 for fast food
-6 for full kitchen
-2 for skylight
-4 for all tv and movies
-6 for workshop
-2 for garden
-4 for music
-2 for train set
how do you get a skylight in a basement?
>>27281629
>wanting an annoying slut with you for 10 years
good luck with that
>people actually buying the Skylight when the Garden is the same amount of points and will allow you to soak up sunlight in the Greenhouse as well as growing fruit/vegetables to augment your Microwave meals/Fast food
wew
It would be a much better life than I have now, lel.
>>27282178
Also I think it would be a cool idea to have option for having meetings with 4-6 anons in same basement-10years-position to discuss things that we experience for several hours each month. I would give some points for that.
>>27281551
Unless you plan on growing all your food have fun starving to death
>>27282178
And an alternative version.
>>27282254
Read what kitchen gives.
>>27281409
Full Kitchen
TV
Movies
Games
Gym
Library
I'd be fine.
>you are being forced to spend the next 10 years in a basement
Well, I'll just take the computer than and it'll be exactly the same as the past 10 years.
>computer
>games
>music
>girl
18+6+4+2=30
>video games
>nice TV
>Kitten
>Unlimited drugs and alcohol
>>27281409
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>>27282293
>he didnt pick the girl
p l e b t i e r
here you go, the better version which is actuall gud (games get consoles, dont be a retard saying they only go on pc)
Full kitchen 6
Workout room 11
Hygiene products 14
Library and study 18
Garden and greenhouse 20
Doctor 22
Gun 23
Barry Bonds 30
>>27282333
Why bother with the girl when I can just masturbate? Seriously, 18 points for a fuck hole? I'll pass.
>>27282270
Didn't read it correctly, my bad
>>27282333
are trying to say that 1 slut is equal to 9 full model train sets?
I am already doing this but no 10Mil
Would half payment
>fast food
>movies and shows
>puter
>Vimeo games
>drugs 23
>Workshop
>Train set
>Music
>>27282333
You need the PC if you want to play the games
i think you all know what i intend to do, anons
>>27282412
kill barry bonds three times and film it, then play pool for 10 years?
>>27282257
>Barry Bonds shoots the puppy and both your kneecaps, forcing you to watch him cuck you with the girl over and over again while you slowly bleed out
>>27282503
I raise u
>>27281409
>no option for longer than 10 years
Who even gives a fuck about the outside world
Take 5 mil option, now have 35 points to work with.
>18 year old gf, 18 points
>full kitch, 6 points
>Library, 4 points
>Jacuzzi combo, 3 points
>Garden + Greenhouse, 2 points
>skylight, 2 points
Total, 35 points
>40 points
>the black guy
>33 guns
We gon make it out of there or die trying.
>>27281409
This shit s flawed as fuck.
1. Booze and Tobacco are drugs-- so choosing one of those over unlimited drugs is retarded.
2. If you don't pick food do you just starve to death?
3. If you don't get the TV can you not watch the movies, or does the movies/games mean you'll have a sub-standard device to use them?
Requires more explanation.
>>27282688
Or take the garden so i can just walk out of there.
>>27282449
no
its: play pool with barry bonds. when barry loses a match anon will blast some eurobeat on his huge ass sound system so no one around can hear a shit, set up a camera, get a gun and shoot barry therefore killing him (or not).
Unless you're really going to pick internet and masturbation over human company and sex with a prime cutie, the girl is essential for providing some human interaction to keep you somewhat sane. Same goes for the garden which provides both the sunlight and something to do. So that leaves you 10 points for something fun.
Library is easily the best value for money so that and that leaves you six points. Since you can't get anything important with the few points that are left over for any food, I'd say fuck medical care and take the kitchen.
Then again, five millions would be more than enough for the rest of your live even if you're living with a crippling cocaine addiction so I'd probably take the halfing just so that I can take drugs for the ten years. That would also allow for taking fast food instead of kitchen and tv instead of drugs but I prefer the combination of drugs and good food, you have books anyway.
Also I realized now that taking internet would mean taking computer too so that's impossible or at least impossibly stupid option compared to the girl.
Are you guys all actually this fucking dumb?
>Full Kitchen (6 Points)
>52" TV (7 Points)
>Skylight (2 Points)
>Surround System (4 Points)
>Hygiene Products (3 Points)
>Doctor from New Dehli (2 Points)
>Workout Room (5 Points)
>Pool Table (1 Points)
>All movies and TV shows (4 Points)
6+7+2+4+3+2+5+1+4=34
This is literally the most reasonable selection.
>inb4 no girl
>>27281409
>chef
>TV
>skylight
>greenhouse
>puppy
>library
There we go!
>>27282878
>using FIVE FUCKING POINTS for workout room when prison workout shit doesn't take any points and is more than enough to keep you healthy and build muscles
>>27282915
spotted the autist
yeah because you can definitely play basketball and use a batting cage without any fucking equipment.
Internet, desktop, microwave, puppy (would prefer kitten)
/thread
>>27283045
Scratch that, get rid of puppy, upgrade microwave to fast food and get all games
>>27282989
You might be the autist famicom if you think that playing basketball alone for ten years would be fun.
>garden and greenhouse 2
>18 y/o 18
>Barry Bonds 7
>hd camera 3
I would workout in, and eat from the garden/greenhouse to stay healthy. Also, I would force Barry Bonds to have sex with the 18 y/o and film it with my HD camera, so that when I got out I could sell the tape and have at least another million on top of my 10 mil.
>>27281409
My picks:
Unlimited booze
surround sound system with all recorded music
All movies and tv shows
Top of the line desktop
All videogames
Full Kitchen
The gun because I have one point left
kek I already did thius with drugs/alcholo/pc
>>27281409
Drugs
Girl
Hygiene
Kitchen
Medical
Radio
Phone
Pool Table
>>27281409
6 Kitchen
6 PC
4 vidya
3 phone
3 doctor
2 garden
6 puppy
2 sunlight
3 hygiene
35 points.
>>27282503
my fetish desu
>>27282878
>has extra point but doesn't upgrade his doctor
fucking retard
>>27282333
she's probably a roastie with STDs
>>27283139
enjoy starving to death i guess
>>27283827
Are you implying that Barry Bonds and the girl will eat all the food?
>>27281409
>Fast food 4
>Computer 6
>Vidya 4
>Internet 16
Why would you want to be stuck in a basement with what will eventually be a 28 year old woman. I don't care how much sex we have it'd be annoying as fuck.
>>27281409
internet (16)
garden with greenhouse (2)
full kitchen (6)
desktop computer (6)
>>27283925
unless internet comes with a device to use it
in which case replace desktop computer with
-HD camera (3) and
-cell phone (3)
>choose gun, gourmet chefs and stockmarket so i get the money upfront
>use gun to hijack chefs plane
>fly home with the $10 mil
>>27281888
what? i've got a kitchen with the finest ingredients
also a garden to plant fresh vegies and fruits
i bet you're the babby who constantly open fembot feels threads
>>27281409
>full kitchen 6p
>sunlight 2p
>computer 6p
>video games 4 p
>library 4p
>train set or garden 2p
>puppy 6p
The rest is either useless crap or costs to many points (girl, internet, stock market...)
>>27283874
I'm not implying anything except for the fact that you're too retarded to have spent any points on any source of food.
I was able to get mine options.
Daily gourmet food
All movies/shows
Skylight
Weight room
Phone
Library
Doctor
Satellite Radio
HD Camera.
Halve payout, take gym, girl, medical care, pool table, gourmet food.
>full kitchen
>library
>music
>hygiene
>movies and tv (assuming you get a tv to watch them on?)
>video games(assuming the above + consoles/ basic pc?)
>skylight and mayo clinic doctor
a lot of these need to be a little more clear as to what exactly they include. luckily i'm not tempted by the 18 point resource suck bc i'm a
straight femanon :3
Drugs, gourmet food, hygene, and all the music ever recorded. The plan is to die before the 10 years is up.
>>27284070
stock market is god tier. If you're not a retard you could easily double your money by the time you get out
>>27281409
I'm a southern black guy from the U.S. Here are my choices.
>girl (18 pts so far)
Because 10 years will be filled with sex, passion, and pleasure.
>Library (22 pts so far)
The sheer size of this library to have every book that's been produced will take years just to explore. I also love reading.
>Medical care from the medical school of new delhi (24 pts do far)
If my girlfriend and I have kids, they will be taken care of.
>hygiene products and jacuzzi (27 pts so far)
obvious
>cell phone (30 pts)
Record life and talk to family on a weekly basis.
******SUBTRACT 5 MIL********
>Microwave food
32 points so far
>Skylight
34 points so far
>pool table
35 points!!
All this would be pretty cool outside of not seeing my family. I'd miss them terribly.
