Quick, ask her out.
>>27281070
Hey Red, you look like you need a nice guy to come along and take you out. Wanna get some coffee or something?
>>27281070
H-Hi would you like to... Uh... Oh hey that's my friend over there sorry I'd love to stay and chat
>>27281102
Maybe if you weighed about 100 pounds less and didn't call yourself a "nice guy."
No. Why would I ask out someone that's either mentally ill or a professional cosplayer?
Walk up. Mutter out "H-H-How much for a date?" Get slapped. Go back to my computer and don't leave house again for a few weeks.
>>27281124
I am a nice guy! Thanks for letting me know you're a nasty cunt, now I don't have to buy you coffee.
*stroll off casually*
>>27281070
she is already outside...
>>27281070
>asking a girl with 10/10 facial structure out
Wew, lad.
Why? This is a world filled with people, there's going to be numerous people better for her. No point wasting her time
>>27281070
her out?
>>27281219
What kind of logic is that? There are also numerous people better for you.
>>27281234
And numerous people better for those people who would be better for me
Excuse me, you seem to have a fishing hook stuck in your nose. Do you need me to take you to the ER or something?
>>27281070
Ayyyy babe, you want some fuck?
>>27281070
Its a beautiful day, isnt it? Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On a day like this, girl like you.. Should be fucking me
I would probably just take glances from a safe distance
>>27282083
But then you don't get to see how pretty she is.
Hey, I need some help settling a bet.
Pretend to be all excited when I ask you out on a "date".
Ok they're coming,
"HEY BABY YOU WANT SOMETHING OF DIS PENIS?"
>>27281070
DO YOU PLAY ACE ATTORNEY?!
>>27282318
winner right here
blox
I'd ask if she was cold and if she needed assistance desu, kid looks like she just got thrown out of some kind of vampire rapist's van.
>>27281070
What's that style called like and where do I find them?
>>27281070
Excuse me ma'am. I'm going to have to ask you out of the area. Please leave.
>>27281070
Wanna hang out?
Comentario originalio
>>27281070
Hey there babe, what's your name and why aren't we having the sex?
>>27281070
I know my place in this society
>what's up girl you trynna Dee ate??
Hey fatty, wanna come with me down to the donut shop and stuff your fat face like you always do?
Hey there you wanna join us?
(While walking 10/10 cute doge)
>>27281070
aaaah eeeehm
hi
bye
>>27281070
c-c-cCAN I LICK UR PUSI PLZ?
>>27281102
>Red
Gonna have to check for autism, friendo.
What the fuck are you wearing? Ha ha. Change and come get food with me I'll drive.
>>27284076
this. what the fuck kind of awful clothing even is that.
Hey.
You have to eat all the eggs.
>>27281070
you know what? I'll pass. I don't like what she wears and that toxic look on her face.
already regretting looking at her.
>>27284125
>>27284076
I like it 2bh. G-goth is nice
>>27284076
Why would you say ha ha? It should be *laugh*
are you as interesting as you look or are you a liar.
>>27284249
It should be whatever I want it to be t.b.h familia
>>27281070
Girls with 10/10 facial structure are more intimidating than muscular black people
>>27281070
>sit few steps near her
>take out phone
>casually look at the sky
>pretend to be busy
>wait 10 seconds
>say "it sure is cloudy"
>then say "hi"
>"I've seen that dress before, what cosplay is it?"
>"it looks amazing, can I take a photo?"
>"...together?"
Please, rate my approach: autism-10
I hab de cancer b0ss.
Can I hab de pusi plese?
>>27284359
'it sure is cloudy'
i'm not even going to give you a rating
just read that fucking sentence.
>>27281070
Uhh..uhh..hello!
>>27281070
'hey how's it going'
'i love this *gesture to her clothes*' it looks pretty cool'
>wait for any kind of response
>if it's dismissive drop the ho because theres quite literally billions more
>if it's a decent reaction work with it.
ALWAYS be willing to drop a bitch instantly. then there's basically no pressure whatsoever
>>27284076
>>27284125
>he doesn't like goth girls
Kill yourselves hipster fucks
>>27281070
But I-I cant.
I dated a girl once with a 9/10 face
Ask me anything
>>27284389
is it grammatically wrong? english is not my 1st lang, sorry...
>>27281070
>here is a carton full of eggs
>you have to eat them
I have no idea what I would even do with her
>>27281070
Hey bitch, Imma fuck you up the ass and make you FART OUT YOUR MOUTH. Come back to my place.
(Note, capitalized parts are shouted)
>>27284468
No your grammar is fine. Not sure what that guy is on about... maybe because you chose to start with the weather?
>>27284468
no, just talking about the fucking weather is lame as hell holy shit.
see
>>27284442
you don't need to actually have a line or anything like that, just go over and say hey and she'll make an instant judgement on you based upon the confidence of your approach and your aesthetic. If you fail that test then you're not going to change her mind, so you just drop her and move on. The pathetic part is when people who have failed that test, dont get the hint from the response and keep trying.
>>27284445
based
>>27284452
YES YOU CAN ANON
YES YOU CAN
>>27284488
cute shit
>>27284445
>complimenting a bitch
Let me know how that works out for you
>>27284637
Did you get friendzoned by a goth girl anon?
>>27284637
compliments are fine as long as you dont do it like a total bitch.
all in the delivery familia
also guys to call this chick a 'goth chick' is kinda stretching it. She's just got dark hair and eyes and weird clothing on. Goth is far more about the attitude and music anyway and she's pretty much too pretty to have ended up in the goth subculture. She's probably just a model
>>27284674
No when there is no chance of fuck I stop answering her
>>27284698
If she takes the compliment like "thank ya" she has heard it before, it's best you don't compliment her IMO
>>27284735
yeah it depends on the tone.
if it's a thanks! then you can come up with something else and keep a conversation going
if it's a ...thanks. then drop and dash
But she's on the phone.
I can't and I couldn't.
I could not honestly imagine talking to a girl with that face let a lone doing any form of romantic thing with it.
I'd feel like I'd be the less worthy man on the face of the earth
>>27281070
How about I read you some Edgar Allan Poe then eat your cunny out all night?
>>27281070
Uhhh,
>Step on my face!
No! Bad anon, start over
>H-hello breasts
No you fucking idiot try again
>Nice corset
Okay better I guess? Keep going.
>Wanna go t-
Wait wait, what's she doing with that spray bottle?
>-o subwa-AAAAAAHHHHHHHHGGGG
Not again you fucking muppet.
